Chapter 4 Zhong Yin's soul is almost gone
"Okay, don't talk to him too much, let him go to class first." Tong Ling said, "Who will take him to change his clothes first?" ”
"Me." Zhong Yin was the first to raise his hand.
"I'll go." Liu Kuan preemptively stopped in front of Zhong Yin. "What kind of clothes are you taking an uncle to change in?"
Chung Yin is waiting for an attack. Tong Ling stopped her, "Zhong Yin, come here, I have something to discuss with you." “
"Yes." Since the leader spoke, Zhong Yin had to obediently obey.
Liu bent left and right in the hell with Qibao, and babbled to him along the way, the image of the ghost is basically wearing clothes, that is, the set you wore when you died, so if you come to hell with your bare buttocks, the judge will probably know how you came to it without looking at any materials. But as the saying goes, people want clothes, Buddhas want gold, and ghosts also want decent clothes. So the ghost detective has the privilege of not only not having to wear a uniform, but aren't the two yin cha who took you to the court wearing a uniform? That's a bailiff uniform...... Where am I talking? Oh, in hell, the criminal police all wear civilian clothes, and it's the only set of 101 sets, so it is recommended that you choose your favorite set, whether it is a person or a ghost in the future, see you like that image.... As he was talking, he had come to the logistics support group. The one guarding the cabinet was an eldest sister with cat-shaped dark glasses, and when she saw them, she first opened her voice, "Lao Liu, hurry up, let's get off work in a hurry, and we are going to take Master Miaofa's class." “
"Ouch, I said eldest sister, what kind of Dharma class do you still take, if you practice again, I won't be able to hold you." Lao Liu said half-truthfully.
"Dead old Liu, if you talk nonsense again, be careful to go to hell."
"Eldest sister, first, I'm really dead, and second, we're already in hell."
Picking clothes is not a difficult task for Liu Qibao, when he was alive, his wardrobe was full of the same style of clothes, cotton shirts, jeans, the only luxury is that he insists on wearing only boots made of leather.
As soon as the clothes were chosen, Qibao's image immediately became what he often wore when he was handling cases during his lifetime.
"Rookie, I can tell you, once the clothes are chosen, they can't be changed, you know? From now on, you will be virtuous. ”
"Okay, he knows, I still have to take him to the unit assigned to him, you go to practice your class of what kind of wonderful method, remember, don't forget your old Liu when you achieve positive results."
"you, you've already achieved a positive result if you don't make a little bit of karma?"
Lao Liu waved his hand back, swaggering back to his residence with the treasure.
It wasn't until he went to hell that Liu Qibao knew that ghosts didn't need to sleep. However, it is not known whether it was the privilege of the Special Reconnaissance Unit or what, each of them was assigned a 60-square-meter room, which had a floor and ceiling. When you are not on duty, you can stay alone in your room, which is a little "ghost" privacy. 60 square meters is really a lot of space for a ghost; Ghosts don't have to eat, drink, and Lazar, so there is no space separation requirement for the restaurant toilet; There is no need to sleep, so there is no need for beds and other furnishings, and there is a table and a chair. At first, Liu Qibao couldn't understand what the tables and chairs in hell were for. Later, I learned that hell has an educational course for ghosts with relatively light karma, and the tables and chairs are for you to write reports, explain materials and do homework, and later, he also knew that the welfare of the ghost criminal police is good, and each person can apply for a "computer" to use in his room, but the kind of limited work that contains human brains, individuals can only apply for pig brains in it. Of course, Internet access and e-mail are restricted, but Liu Qibao applied for one to play Texas Hold'em and Solitaire, but it also wasted a lot of spare time and vacation.
In addition to the tables and chairs, Liu Qibao had the most futons in his room, at first he thought that these futons were used for meditation and cultivation like the eldest sister with cat glasses, or Zhong Yin told him that these were all other ghost criminal police suspected of being in the way in his room, and he was not allowed to return them, so he simply threw them all into his room, and his room was not occupied by anyone at that time. Why would a futon with a diameter of less than 0.5 meters get in the way in a 60-square-meter room? Zhong Yin patiently explained that the ghost criminal police of the special investigation team except for Xiaopang is the so-called civilian personnel, and the others have a little martial arts foundation before their deaths because of the needs of the task, although they still remember the moves after they die, but the ghosts are formless and qualitative in the yang world, they can't exert strength, and it is not good to hit people, and even the fight between ghosts and ghosts in the yang world, everyone is fluttering and fluttering, and it doesn't play much role. Therefore, the martial arts of the hell ghost police are all cut down and re-practiced, among which Xu Qiang's achievements are the highest, it is said that his internal strength has reached the realm of fighting cattle across the mountain and flying leaves to hurt "people", and ordinary martial arts masters in the world can't make three moves under his hands. Xu Qiang's spirit of practicing martial arts diligently spread, and almost all of them transformed their rooms into practice rooms, and even Chubby's room was set up with a Wing Chun wooden stake, imagining that he was a generation of grandmasters.
After listening to Zhong Ying's explanation, Liu Qibao suddenly realized, and immediately threw all the futons in his room into the little fat room, and applied to the logistics support department for sandbags, boxing gloves, barbells and other equipment. He loved sanda and kickboxing during his lifetime, and was once a provincial champion in boxing. I also asked about the opening hours of the shooting practice range, and since then I have five watches, sleeping in the middle of the night, either practicing boxing, or practicing shooting, even Zhong Yin, Ailu and Xiaopang were also infected, and they went to the practice range with him to shoot nonsense if they had nothing to do, only Xu Qiang thought that modern firearms did not enter the stream and did not practice, while Liu Kuan was too lazy to practice.
One day, Liu Qibao and Ai Lu talked about the fist and foot kung fu of the ghost world and the eighteen kinds of weapons and guns in the world. Airu told him that unless your kung fu can be practiced to the point where you can hurt people like Xu Qiang, flying flowers and picking leaves, otherwise the ghost's weapons and firearms are only useful to ghosts, not to hurt people, maybe you are dancing with a big knife in front of people, he can feel the cold and cold, but you can't even rub off a piece of his oily skin, if you call on the ghost, you will be "lost in the soul", and at the worst, you will immediately "lose your soul" and never get it back; Unless you have a magic weapon to protect yourself, you will really end up with "life and death".
When Liu Qibao heard him say this, he also wanted to figure out the difference between ghosts and people. Their rooms are equipped with audio-visual equipment, but the music is either Buddhist scriptures or hymns, and Liu Qibao wants to die again, so that he misses the March of the Volunteers and the International Anthem, do you know? What about TV? Half of it is a religious program and half of it is a teaching program. Liu Qibao barely stretched out his heavy eyelids (although ghosts don't sleep, they will feel tired or lack of energy), and finally finished watching three episodes of "What is the ghost?" New Ghost ABC", that is already his maximum limit. Abandon its dross, take its essence, in a simple word, what ghost is composed of quantum, that is the view of people, from the perspective of ghosts, ghosts in the yang world is ethereal, but in hell there is skin and flesh, there are also into the bad emptiness, or how to hob the mountain, under the oil pot?
Having said that, Liu Qibao has been in the special investigation team for two weeks, and Tong Ling just won't send him a task. Every day, I see Xu Qiang, Zhong Yin, Ailu, Liu Kuan, and Tong Ling busy going in and out, and even Xiaopang keeps chattering in front of the computer, and he can only play solitaire on an old computer with Xiaopang, and he feels uncomfortable after a long time.
One day, Chubby was hoarse and gesturing in front of the computer, Liu Qibao wanted to come forward to help, but Chubby stopped him with gestures. I only heard the urgent voice of the child spirit coming from the "radio", "Little fatty, withdraw!" Remove! Fast! "Little Fat originally had ten fingers at some point twenty or thirty more, only to see those soft and boneless fingers on a stone slab like flying touches and slides, after a while, Tong Ling and his party appeared in the buffer zone (the entrance and exit in and out of hell and the yang world), Xu Qiang carried the unconscious Zhong Yin on his back, her whole body was open and fleshy, although there was no blood flowing out of the body, but there were wisps of white thick smoke constantly coming out of the cracks, and a blue light wrapped Zhong Yin and the smoke from her body like an envelope.
"Quick, her spirit is almost gone."
"Handsome guy, don't get in the way." Xiaopang rushed out of him at a speed beyond Liu Qibao's imagination, and inserted the two probes that had been prepared in his hand deep into the temples on both sides of Zhong Yin. It's too late, it's too late, the blue light that protects Zhong Yin's spirit began to shrink inward, until it forced all the white smoke back into Zhong Yin's body, Xiao Fat took out a thing like a B-ultrasound head from the bag he was carrying, and carefully rolled over the cracks in Zhong Yin's "body", and those cracks quickly contracted and closed, becoming intact. Chubby took off a red cotton rope that was broken in two from Zhong Yin's waist.
"What spell is so powerful that it can destroy Chungyin's barrier?"
"It's the mandala barrier."
"Mandala enchantment? Legend has it that only a high-ranking monk of the Esoteric Sect who has cultivated to the Vajra Relic can do it? There are very few people in the world today who have this kind of cultivation. “
"Not necessarily, if there is a treasure to help, maybe it can be set up without the vajra relic." Tong Ling lowered his head and fell into deep thought, "I didn't expect that the other party would be so cunning as to set up a formation in the closet. ”
Everyone was silent, and Qibao was confused.
"I'll try to see if I can fix it." It was still Xiaopang who broke the silence and said to Tong Ling with the red rope that Zhong Yin broke into two.
Tong Ling nodded, indicating that he understood, and looked back to see that Zhong Yin was still with his eyes closed, lying on the clear kitchen table, without any "ghost" spirit.
"I have a few 'ghost treasures' here, feed him three first, and then show them to the 'Nian Aid Group'."
It turns out that there is no doctor for a ghost to be injured or sick, so please ask the recitation group to recite some Buddhist scriptures and Tao Te Ching, if the "creation" is good, it can be cured, and if it cannot be cured, it is also the life of the "ghost". And the ghost treasure is a kind of ghost energy agent, although the ghost does not eat or drink, but also replenishes energy when necessary. Generally speaking, the "ghost treasure" is rationed according to the size of the position and the level of karma. Xu Qiang is a person who practices martial arts, so he usually saves some to keep with him at any time.
Tong Ling nodded, reached out and took the three things that looked like black Chinese medicine pills, pried open Zhong Yin's mouth, stuffed the pills in, and closed her mouth again.
Saying that this "ghost treasure" is really spiritual, Zhong Yin slowly opened his eyes, "Why am I here?" ”
"It was my carelessness that made you fall into an ambush." Tong Ling said reproachfully.
"Team leader, who can know in advance what you said about it? This time, I really met the master. ”
After speaking, the person wanted to stand up, but before everyone had time to stop it, Zhong Yin touched his waist and took out a human-shaped doll, "Team leader, you give me your enchantment again, in case you hit the mandala enchantment, what can we do?" Before he finished speaking, his eyes were red.
Chubby and Airu saw that Zhong Yin was fine, and the two brothers shook back to the computer early to chatter.
"I'm really careless this time, I think it's just a few of us to have a meeting to review what we have missed."
Xu Qiang and Liu Kuan both nodded, and at this time Liu Qibao couldn't help it, "Report to the leader, I have a situation report." ”
"What's the matter with you?" Tong Ling said angrily.
"I've been a criminal police officer in the yang world for more than 10 years, why hasn't the leader sent me a task until now?"