Banker looked left and right, just to see who was the thief, and he even saved the world, so he could help the toiling masses and make the final contribution.

After all, petty theft or something, Bank has been the most hated since he had his own small shop.

But after a while, Bank found out that something was wrong, because while Bank was searching for the thief's traces, the two people instantly rushed up, grabbed Bank by the collar, and yelled, "How did you steal our clothes?!" My clothes were gone in the blink of an eye! ”

Banker froze in place, looking at the logo on his collar that hadn't been ripped off, and couldn't talk to himself.

Doctor Strange, Mordo and the others on the side, seeing this situation, all took a few steps back, saying that they didn't know Bank.

Bank said embarrassedly, "Wait! Don't do it yet! Listen to me! ”

"Listen to your explanation! I listen to your mother! The man was obviously grumpy, and he punched Bank in the chest and made a gesture to take off his clothes.

"I ...... I know Iron Man! I'll let him hit the money now! Don't do it! I warn you, I don't blink an eye! Even Dormammu ......," Bank yelled.

"Iron Man! Steel, Dolammu, Dolmamu, Fuck Mom, get your clothes off! ”

The man obviously didn't believe it, and every time he said a word, he punched Bank, but fortunately, Bank reacted in time, and blocked all his fists, but he was still in momentum, and he was overwhelmed and retreated.

"I ...... I'm a gatekeeper! I just saved the world! They can testify for me! ”

Seeing that he couldn't explain clearly, Bank made a big move, identified himself, and pointed to Doctor Strange and others, asking them to testify to him.

But those unrighteous fellows, as if they didn't see it, twisted their heads to the side and whistled.

The angry man pushed Bank far away with another palm, and said, "What are you going to do like a gatekeeper?" And come here to steal things! ”

Even if Bank told the truth, the onlookers around him thought he was just looking like a gatekeeper, after all, there are too many people in the world who look alike, and in their eyes, gringos are really not as clear as Asians.

And the main thing is, how can a gatekeeper do this!

So the people around him coaxed:

"Get to the police station!"

"Wait! Let him pay for my crayfish first! ”

"It's not a good thing that the gringos stole something to steal here."

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"Do you know who I am?! You called me just to ask me for a hundred dollars? "Tony blew up.

"I'm not misunderstood...... Eh, don't do it, I'll lie down if you do it again! I'm asking you for money...... Don't say it, you just let Jarvis transfer the money to Alipay on this mobile phone, Jarvis can solve it, this old man still thinks that I not only eat the overlord meal, but also rob him of his mobile phone, alas. Bank, on the other end of the phone, said helplessly to Tony.

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After twenty minutes of fooling around, Bank finally asked for a hundred dollars from Tony, and transferred it to the two clerks who thought they were thieves through the old man's WeChat.

Fortunately, this old man is still quite trendy, at this time, WeChat has not yet been popularized in Hong Kong, but he is already using this software.

In the end, Bank dealt with the farce tiredly, and directly asked Strange and the others to draw a portal, and took the packed crayfish and octopus to burn away.

But it doesn't matter if they don't leave, this walk will cause an uproar on the streets of Hong Kong.

"What's going on? How many of them disappeared? ”

"No, they're walking into that spark door, which seems to be the United States? I see Stark Industries! ”

"Oh my God, what did that guy just say? He said he was a gatekeeper? No...... It's true, right? ”

"This ...... Something seems wrong with that? He just said that he saved the world and had no clothes to wear, so he took one in his hand, could it be true? ”

"Too ...... It's too fake! Oh, my God! Mom, I think I just captured a gatekeeper alive? ”

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Bank can probably know what the streets of Hong Kong are like over there, but this may be the mode of pretending that Bank wants.

He actually appreciates the current state of life, and he really doesn't want himself to become the kind of person who looks like he is unapproachable, looks like he is in a high position, and his eyes are like electricity.

One is that kind of appearance, it's really not what Bank thinks in his heart, he has never been himself, when he wants to save the world, he steals a ham sausage to eat, he steals a ham sausage to eat, he fights with a troll if he wants to, he takes into account his identity or something, that's what a high-ranking official of a certain country should do, he never hides himself, he takes off a superhero halo, and he is a big bastard.

The second is the kind of "high-powered, cold-faced and cold-faced" pretending mode, which is used by too many people, and Banker feels tired of it.

Smile and stretch, or yawn, make others look very relaxed, and save the world, which in Bank's opinion, is the real top king.

When you were still fighting to the death in order to stop a robbery, I scolded others on the street and sneezed at the same time, and the villain who was about to destroy the universe was shocked back by 100,000 light years, and I was so scared that I never dared to come to the place where I could see it again.

Look, whose level is reflected at once.

Banker wants this feeling, not to mention that he will only lose face, his state not only captures the hearts of the people, but also pretends to be forced at once, so that others have nothing to pretend, after all, no matter how you pretend, you can't match him.

I didn't see that now I complain about others pretending to be forced, and they all say that even the gatekeeper is not as proud as you, you have him and money? Do you have him strong?

No? Then you're still pretending to be your fucking fuck! Go home and nurse!

After all, I've seen a lot of cold pretends, and I'm tired of it, isn't it? Banker does what he wants, it can be said that he really won the hearts of the people, and he was out of the limelight, no matter how jealous and sour others were, he couldn't find the thorn to pretend. ()

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