Fifty-six National Teacher Jiang Gan
Fifty-six national division Jiang Gan
Jiang Gan said in an unpredictable tone: "The king just said: Water chestnut and Miki Jiro don't know what to do. I now recommend one person and the king. This man knows the most about the mysteries, I wonder if the king wants to see it? ”
Feng Axe nodded and said, "The person recommended by Mr. Jiang must have special abilities. Come on, please. ”
Jiang Gan shouted: "Why don't Noda-kun show up and see the king." ”
Noda Dairo led the Yamamoto brothers out of the cave within the cave, bowed to Feng Axe, and said, "See the king." ”
Feng Axe said: "No courtesy, sit down together." Mr. Chiang, please introduce the heroes. ”
Jiang Gan pointed at Noda Dalang and said: "This is Noda Dalang, the personal guard of Sun Yuan, the prince of Yan. ”
Feng Axe said with a smile: "Since he is Gongsun Yuan's personal guard, he must have been at the scene of the Yizhou naval battle back then. ”
Noda smiled, "Of course. At that time, the ships led by General Feng were extremely brave, which opened Noda's eyes, and Gongsun Yuan was afraid that he would not be able to escape. For General Feng's soldiers, Noda admired him very much. ”
Feng Axe said with a grin: "At the time of the naval battle, the princess was in the command platform, and it was up to me Feng to transfer the command on the spot. ”
The Yamamoto brothers said in unison: "Admiration, admiration." Long admiration, long admiration. ”
Jiang Gan introduced: "These two are the Yamamoto brothers, Saburo and Shiro, and they are fellow villagers of Noda-kun. ”
Feng Axe said: "Long admiration, long admiration." Listen to Mr. Jiang: Noda-kun knows a lot about the entanglement between water chestnut and Miki, please talk about it to relieve your boredom. ”
Noda Dairo smiled: "Haha, when Miki Jiro came to my shop to help, I was Miki's owner. Later, due to my bad luck, I went bankrupt and sold my small shop to pay off my debts, and I came to Yanwang's mansion as a guard. After Gongsun Yuan replaced his uncle Sun Gong, I returned to Nagasaki. It just so happened that Miki Jiro returned to his hometown with Jin to buy a house. Miki Jiro was tricked by me and took the four ingots of gold into his hands. Do you think, Miki lost gold, can the water chestnut not turn his face with him? ”
Feng Axe licked his lips with his tongue and asked, "Noda-kun, in this way, Miki Jiro's four ingots of gold are now in your hands." ”
Noda nodded and said, "Exactly." I have worked hard in the Yanwang Mansion for many years, and all I got was a few ingots of silver. Miki Jiro has only been with the princess for a few years, and he has benefited from four gold ingots. It can be seen that Yizhou is a land of gold, so I invited the Yamamoto brothers to come to Yizhou together. happened to meet Mr. Jiang, the military advisor under the account of King Yan, and now he has met the king again, which is really a chance. ”
Feng Axe said loudly: "Noda-kun, Yamamoto-kun, as long as you work together with this king, after the matter is completed, this king will naturally not treat you badly." ”
The Noda and Yamamoto brothers said in unison, "I am willing to serve the king." ”
Feng Axe was very interested, and said, "Haha, now that the big thing has been decided, please enjoy your drink." Now you will have a drink in the cave, and soon you will have a drink in the Grand Palace. ”
Feng Axe toasts with Noda, Yamamoto Brothers, Jiang Gan, Bai Zhong, Xin Fu, Cheng Si, Du Ming and others.
Feng Axe toasted and said with emotion: "The princess is really a woman who can't do things. She has so much gold, and instead of building a palace, she builds a big grass liao called a council hall, which is really cold. ”
Feng Axe said solemnly to everyone: "After my old Feng is in charge of Yizhou, the first thing I want to build a big palace in Yizhou is to let the founding fathers not get drunk in the big palace!" ”
Jiang Gan echoed and smiled: "Yes, yes, the princess is obviously in charge of Yizhou, not the king, the emperor, what should she call the governor, it's really a laughing death." ”
Bai Zhong studied under Jiang Gan, and he was young and flexible, so he immediately said: "Uncle is in charge of Yizhou, and it is necessary to be called the king!" Death to the Governor! Long live the King! ”
Xin Fu said loudly: "After the eldest brother sits in Yizhou, it should be called Yizhou State, and the eldest brother is the king of Yizhou." ”
Cheng Si smiled: "Haha, we are all the founding fathers of Yizhou State, aren't we all Hou Ye?" ”
Feng Axe smiled: "A few of your brothers follow my old Feng, my old Feng is the king of Yizhou, and it is natural for a few of your brothers to be the marquis of Yizhou."
As soon as Jiang Gan's head turned, he said, "Yizhou Country? It's not good, the name of Yizhou is not good. ”
Feng Axe hurriedly asked, "Oh, why is it bad?" ”
Jiang Gan said: "In the Central Plains, Xuzhou, Yizhou, Jingzhou, etc., if our country is still called Yizhou, won't it be looked down upon by the monarchs of other countries?" ”
Feng Axe nodded and said, "Reasonable, reasonable." The name of the country must be corrected. ”
Noda said: "Our country is called Fuso, and your country is called Fuyi, just like a country of brothers, isn't it excellent? ”
Feng Axe pretended to be deep and said: "You can think about it, you can think about it." ”
Jiang Gan stood up solemnly and said: "King Qiyu, the mountain people have already studied the strategy of building the country. In order for the world to regard me as a great foreign state, not only must the name of the country be correct, but also the culture and language must be distinctive. ”
Jiang Gan was shocked, and this strategy was completely unexpected.
Everyone was surprised: "Cultural language? Unique? ”
Jiang Gan took out the identity of an authoritative person and said: "Yes, the culture and language of my Fuyi country must be unique. Otherwise, if our envoys go to the Central Plains, and the language is the same as that of the Central Plains, how can the people of the Central Plains know that I am an envoy of the Great Fuyi State? ”
Feng Axe blinked and said, "This is difficult. I have to change other words than to speak this kind of thing, I don't understand it, and I can't say it. ”
Jiang Gan smiled with a sense of achievement: "This is the biggest academic problem. Now I solemnly tell the king that this problem has been solved with my painstaking research. I have invented a new language that is both incomprehensible to outsiders and easy to learn by myself. ”
Feng Axe said: "New language? So let's talk about it. For example, what does Cha (woman) say? ”
Jiang Gan thought for a moment and said, "Garbage Romi." ”
The crowd asked repeatedly, "Romy the trash?" ”
Jiang Gan said with certainty: "Yes, garbage Romi. ”
Everyone said: "It's so complicated, we can't understand it, and we can't say it." ”
Jiang Gan nodded and said, "That's right!" Our new language is meant to be incomprehensible and unspeakable to outsiders. But we ourselves can understand it, and it's easy to speak. ”
Feng Axe nodded with interest and said, "If we have our own words, it will be convenient to do things." One is that you can identify your own people, and the other is that you are not afraid of having ears on the wall. Mr. Jiang, let's see, how can we make our own people understand, how can we let our own people speak. ”
Jiang Gan said proudly: "This one is actually very simple: garbage, and when it is turned upside down, it is garbage." Read faster, garbage - check, Romy, the reverse is Miro, Milo - so-and-so. ”
Feng Axe said: "Garbage Romi, garbage - garbage - check, Romi - Miro - so." Well, interesting, interesting. What do you say about Komoto (eating)? ”
Jiang Gan scratched his head, reciting words in his mouth, and finally came up with pinyin, and said: "The two chickens are stunned." ”
Feng Axe said: "Two chickens are stunned, two chickens - chickens - A, stunned - Ba stunned - Ben, Jiaben." Good! Good! Such a difficult academic problem can be solved by Mr. Jiang. Good! Mr. Jiang is worthy of being Zhou Yu's classmate, a genius, a genius. High! High! It's really high! Cha, garbage Romi, Jiaben, the two chickens were stunned. Good! The position of this national teacher has been decided, and the national teacher must be Mr. Jiang. ”
When Jiang Gan heard Feng Axe's praise, he was very proud, and said even more energetically: "Report to the king, in addition to the mountain people have a plan for the language reform, they also have a draft for the text reform. ”
Feng Axe saw that Jiang Gan had a new trick, which was obviously unfamiliar to Feng Axe himself.
Feng Axe frowned and asked, "Text reform?" ”
Jiang Gan said brightly: "Yes, my lord, in terms of writing, of course, my country cannot be the same as the Central Plains script. In fact, there are many fallacies in the Central Plains script, and after the reform of China's characters, the scientificity and rigor of the characters will surpass the Central Plains culture by a lot. After a long time, the literati and scholars of the Central Plains will inevitably come to learn the essence of Chinese writing. ”
This kind of academic problem of language and writing is a problem that no one else in the cave has ever dabbled in, and Jiang Gan wants to become his own voice in the secret meeting in the cave.
Feng Axe was patient and said with a smile: "The national teacher can talk about it simply, and there is no need to talk too deep and complicated. ”
Jiang Gan said: "My lord, in fact, there are many fallacies in the Central Plains script. Let me give you two examples. For example, the word archery is the size of the body, and the person with the size is short. It's very different from archery. And the short word of dwarf is the arrow of commission, and the arrow of the arrow is also archery. Therefore, in the future, China's shooting characters and short characters will be placed on behalf of each other to correct their meanings. ”
Jiang Gan was still unsatisfied and wanted to continue to express his creative ideas.
Feng Axe applauded and interrupted Jiang Gan's words and said, "Okay! Good! The national teacher is really talented, and the country still needs to rely on such talents in the future. In the future, the founding of the country will require talents from all walks of life, and how to test and elect will be the responsibility of Jiang Guoshi. Jiang Guoshi will be the first examiner of China's selection of talents. ”
Feng Axe raised his glass and said to everyone: "Everyone drink happily today, this time the cave heroes will be recorded in the history of the Great Fuyi Kingdom." ”
Everyone echoed for a while, and happily raised their glasses and shouted: "Long live the king of Fuyi Kingdom!" Cheers! ”