Chapter 4 Two Divine Skills
"Well, it's delicious." , Wan Gu gulped down the dim sum called by Grandpa Hai, and said regardless of the image: "I really didn't expect that there would be such delicacies in your mortal world." Even if he was eating something in his mouth, Wangu didn't forget to fool around.
Gonggong Hai was as quiet as a cicada, he didn't pay attention to Wan Gu at all, picked up a cup of tea, took a sip, and continued to be in a daze, obviously still not believing Wan Gu.
"Ah~~ so full." , After eating for a long time, Wan Gu, who finally filled his stomach, stretched out his hands and sighed.
"By the way, Father-in-law Hai, have you made any progress in investigating the Queen Mother recently?" , Wangu also picked up a cup of tea and asked while drinking. He wanted to fool Gonggong Hai so that he couldn't find the rhythm.
didn't think that even this matter, he knew about it, it seems that the matter of the gods is true.
Father-in-law Hai looked at Wan Gu in surprise, investigating the matter of the Queen Mother, he was very strict, and it was impossible for anyone to find out. Now he has some belief that Wan Gu is an immortal.
"Wan Shangxian is really clever, the slave family admires and admires." , Father-in-law Hai changed his former coldness and admired.
"Little things, small things, the identity of the fake queen mother, Xiaoxian has already calculated, but it's a pity that the time hasn't come, you can't say it, you can't say it, you can't say it......." , Wan Gu approached Grandpa Hai while flickering, and asked curiously: "By the way, Grandpa Hai, are there any books in this palace that can be viewed?" ”
When Wan Gu was just eating, he suddenly thought that he was a modern person, and he didn't know ancient literature, if he got the martial arts cheats in the future, no one would teach him, and a person would seem to understand it if he didn't understand it, and it would be embarrassing to practice it too much. So he wanted to ask, is there any book to read, preferably martial arts cheats, but this kind of thing, just think about it, don't take it seriously.
"Yes, I don't know what book the fairy wants to read?" , Gonggong Hai is a serious and ruthless eunuch leader in front of outsiders. But after getting acquainted with it, his funny and humorous can't be stopped in any way, which can be seen from the original book.
"You can read any book, as long as you can read it." , Wangu is not picky, and said casually.
"Follow me." , Father-in-law Hai got up and took Wan Gu to a study room full of heavy books and extremely strong pen and ink. Then they introduced Wan Gu one after another: "Na, this pile of books are all history books; This pile is the scriptures; There are also this dozen, all of which are medical books. If you want to see those pick yourself, I'll go first. ”
"Wait, don't leave me, Grandpa Hai, I'm afraid of ghosts." , Wan Gu grabbed Hai Gonggong's arm with one hand and didn't let him go.
If he was left alone in this place where the dead bodies were hidden, he was afraid that he would scare himself to death.
Gonggong Hai was puzzled: "Aren't you an immortal?" Are you still afraid of ghosts? ”
"I'm not a mortal now, it's inevitable. Haha~~", Wan Gu scratched his head in embarrassment and said.
Suddenly, Wan Gu saw a pile of tattered books littered everywhere, and then turned around and asked Grandpa Hai, "Grandpa Hai, why didn't you introduce those books?" ”
"Oh, those bunch of broken books, they're all some basic martial arts cheats. I think that the above immortals should not lack cheats, so I didn't introduce them. Hai Gonggong suddenly realized, patted his forehead and explained.
Hearing that it was a martial arts cheat, Wan Gu immediately ran to pick up a martial arts cheatbook, and flickered excitedly: "How do you know that I am not lacking, my immortal law can only be practiced in the immortal world, and when I come to the world, I naturally have to practice the martial arts cheats in the mortal world." ”
"Oh, I see." , Haida Fuhai's father-in-law, who is suspicious by nature, was fooled by Wan Gu and limped in a few words, believing it to be true.
"This is the famous "Hundred Shots and Hundred Hits Piercing Dragon Claw Hand", which is too dirty...... Don't learn. ”
"Damn, "Oolong Chicken Hand", I serve ...... "Monkey Stealing Peach", my God...... "Broken Egg Finger" What the hell, don't you have a normal martial arts?"
"Huh? This is..."One Finger Zen", finally a decent book of martial arts. Just when Wan Gu was about to collapse, suddenly a martial arts cheatbook with a normal name appeared in front of Wan Gu's eyes.
Excitedly opened the cheats, looked at the obscure italic cheats, the more he looked, the worse Wangu's mood became, and finally threw his backhand on the ground, scolding angrily: "What the hell, isn't this a thousand-year killing?" It's just a different name and a finger, damn it......"
Gonggong Hai lost patience when he looked at it on the side, turned around and was about to walk out of the study, and said in his mouth: "Look, I know that these basic martial arts cheats are difficult to enter the Immortal Eye." ”
"Hey~, don't go, don't you have any other powerful martial arts here?" , Wan Gu hurriedly chased after his father-in-law, with a glimmer of hope, and did not want to give up. When I returned to the living room, I couldn't help but glance at the latrine, and saw a row of pale corpses in eunuch uniforms standing there.
"Yes, that's my unique stunt "Turning Bones and Palms" and the internal strength method "Yin Yang Grinding". , Grandpa Hai returned to the barrier in the hall, sat on a chair, and proudly showed off.
Hearing "Turning Bones and Palms" and "Yin and Yang Mill", the matter of dead bodies immediately lingered from Wan Gu's mind, and he was excitedly about to ask Father-in-law Hai to learn. But I heard Gonggong Hai continue proudly: "However, I don't teach. ”
In the original work, Gonggong Hai was willing to teach Wei Xiaobao, but he was given a holy metaphor by Emperor Kangxi and could not refuse.
And he has nothing but a false name of a god. Nature can't learn.
Pregnant!
Suddenly, Wangu thought of a good thing, and that was the mobile phone he still had with him. He didn't believe that the games and music on his mobile phone couldn't deceive Hai Gonggong's unique skills.
took out a Huawei mobile phone from his pocket, put it on the table, sat down at the wooden table, and said loudly to Gonggong Hai with disdain: "Forget it, what kind of martial arts do you learn, let's play the game of the fairy world for a while." ”
As he spoke, Wangu opened his phone, and suddenly the entire screen was bright.
Gonggong Hai, who was also sitting on the side, suddenly widened his eyes, looked at the lifelike images on the mobile phone screen in surprise, like a fairyland, and asked, "Shangxian, what kind of immortal weapon are you?" There is such a miraculous power. ”
Vanya knew he was going to take the bait, but that wasn't enough. Then, he silently clicked on the single game on his phone: Angry Birds, and then he played it in high spirits.
"Interesting, interesting......"
Gonggong Hai, who was sitting on the side watching Wan Gu play with a cup of tea, finally couldn't hold back the raging fire in his heart, rubbed his palms, and asked curiously: "Shangxian, can you lend me this immortal weapon to play?" ”
"Oh?" , Wan Gu smiled slightly, looked up at Gonggong Hai's sincere face, and said, "You want to play with this precious immortal weapon of mine, no matter how you say it, you have to mean it, right?" ”
"I understand, I understand, I'll teach you "Turning Bones and Palms"." , Hai Gonggong immediately heard the voice of Wan Gu's words.
"And "Yin Yang Mill"." , Wan Gu said calmly.
"Shangxian, although my "Yin Yang Mill" is powerful, but if you practice this skill, if you don't know the essence, it will hurt your body very much." , Grandpa Hai's own body was made into this way because of his cultivation.
"Huh? You don't teach? Wan Gu put away his mobile phone and looked like he didn't want to learn.
"Don't, don't, I'll teach." , he first checked around, closed all the doors, and then instructed Xiao Guizi, who was cleaning on the side, not to come back for the time being.
Then he introduced the martial art of "Yin Yang Mill" to Wan Gu, "Yin and Yang Mill is the Zhen School of the Kongtong School. But as the skill gradually deepens, the erosion of the body becomes more and more serious. However, the growth of internal force is inseparable from a strong body, and the more severe the erosion, the slower the growth of internal force......"
Then he recited the internal strength of "Yin Yang Mill" again, and then explained the meaning of each sentence one by one. Of course, all these contents were recorded by Wangu and stored in the mobile phone to prevent Hai Gonggong from cheating, and only taught once.
In the end, he recited the exercise route of "Turning Bones and Palms" and played the palm technique again.
"Okay, I'm done explaining, and I'm not hiding anything at all. Can you play with me now? He was afraid that after the immortal Wangu came to the world, there would be any life-saving moves, so he didn't dare to snatch the mobile phone, otherwise, it would be miserable to lose people and money or lose his life.
"Well, yes, you can help me find a book about meridians and acupuncture points first, I want to take a good look at it." , Wan Gu was so anxious that he forgot that there was a dead body next to him.
The excited Hai Gonggong disappeared in front of him after a few flashes, and then suddenly appeared in front of Wan Gu, holding several sewing books in his hands. This speed is a fast man!