If you get a woman's body, you are not far from getting her heart, provided that you have money. Tang Feng thought wildly, took the jade rabbit from Chang'e's hand, and said, "You remember to use the space token to leave here as soon as you find an opportunity, I'm afraid that they will be angry with you then." ”

"Husband, don't worry, I will go back to the Qiankun Immortal Realm as soon as possible and wait for my husband to come back!" Chang'e said softly like water, and reluctantly flew to Yaochi.

"It's so beautiful, I still can't believe it's true, I actually got the heart of Fairy Chang'e, Jade Rabbit, do you say it's true."

Tang Feng looked at the jade rabbit in his arms, and seeing the jade rabbit squinting his eyes and sleeping, Tang Feng couldn't help but say, "Can you, the jade rabbit, become a human and speak?" Let me see if you are male or female, if male I castrate you! ”

Tang Feng's words frightened the Jade Rabbit directly broke open its eyes, jumped down and wanted to escape, but it could escape Tang Feng's clutches there, and he pinched his ears and lifted it up.

His right hand touched the jade rabbit's body, and he also poked the jade rabbit's ass with his hand.

"It turned out to be a mother, haha, then I'll be relieved." Tang Feng said with a smile, holding the docile Jade Rabbit again, using the Heavenly Demon Incarnation, a burst of black smoke drifted by, Tang Feng turned into Chang'e's appearance, turned around himself, looking at his appearance, Tang Feng said happily: "The beauty is earth-shattering, it is indeed the first beautiful fairy in the fairy world, but this breast is a little big, it was not so big when I first saw her yesterday, do my hands still have breast enhancement function?" Try more in the future! ”

The eyes of the jade rabbit in Tang Feng's arms were in a trance, with tears in his eyes, his small mouth was closed one by one, and a red rhyme was revealed in the white fluff. If Tang Feng listened with his mind, he would be able to hear what Yutu said: "He actually touched my whole body and poked me with his fingers...... Woohoo......"

Chang'e sang and danced in the foil of the fairies, and today's Chang'e dance revealed a sense of joy, and her face was full of charm and charm. The graceful and ethereal dancing posture intoxicated the immortals, making them feel that their old mortal hearts moved.

"Your Majesty! It's time to drink. The Queen Mother reminded.

"Haha......! All the immortals drank this cup of immortal wine together. The Jade Emperor disguised that he was stunned just now, and drank it in one gulp with the wine glass, only to find that the wine glass was empty, and he didn't know when he didn't pay attention to it and fell to the ground.

The Jade Emperor smiled awkwardly and glanced at the Queen Mother, and then looked at the immortals below who were also an unsightly scene, and looked at the dancing Chang'e one by one dumbfounded, drooling and her eyes were shining.

"Uh-huh! All stand down. The Jade Emperor said majestically.

Chang'e stopped dancing and retreated backwards.

The Jade Emperor spoke: "Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, has already captured that demon, and all the immortals will follow me to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to deal with that demon." ”

"Yes!"

The Jade Emperor, who sat high on the top of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, showed his majesty and said, "Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, release this demon and wait for it to fall!" ”

"Yes!" Li Jing stepped forward with the pagoda in his hand, and walked out behind him a yellow turban wrestler holding a rope tied to immortals.

Li Jingkou read the words and decided, but the Linglong Pagoda did not react at all. Li Jing checked the situation inside the pagoda, his heart was cold, and he knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, the minister didn't check for a while, and let the demon escape." ”

The Jade Emperor felt that his face was gloomy, the celebration banquet was set, but the demon ran away, and the angry Jade Emperor wanted to slap the table.

said angrily: "Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, orders you to capture this demon as soon as possible and atone for your crimes, otherwise you will be severely punished!" ”

"Command!" Li Jing bowed.

Just when the Jade Emperor was angry, a picket spirit official entered the hall and knelt down and said: "Your Majesty, Marshal Tianpeng is drunk and teasing Fairy Chang'e, and the minister is here to play Your Majesty." ”

"Bang", the Jade Emperor slapped the table with a loud sound, his lungs were about to explode, Heaven forbade the gods to fall in love, this Jade Emperor set an example, and he didn't dare to go to her every day when he looked at the woman he liked, and you Marshal Tianpeng dared to flirt with the woman I liked.

The Jade Emperor said murderously: "Li Jing obeyed the order and ordered you to quickly take Marshal Tianpeng, beat him with three thousand spirit hammers, and directly demote the mortal world!" If you find a similar situation again, you will not be forgiven! ”

"Command!" Li Jing turned around and led a group of generals to capture Marshal Tianpeng.

There was no immortal in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to intercede for Marshal Tianpeng, even the good old man Tai Bai Xing, he just shook his head helplessly, and said in his heart: "Everyone in the heavenly court can see the Jade Emperor's intentions for Chang'e, otherwise, just by virtue of the name Jade Rabbit that Fairy Chang'e named her rabbit, the Jade Emperor would have been furious a long time ago, where would Chang'e be so comfortable." You must know that when the Monkey King took this name, he violated the taboo of the Jade Emperor and sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest him. ”

Fairy Chang'e was entangled by Marshal Tianpeng, and flew away directly in anger, at this time she thought of Tang Feng, who would make herself happy, and seeing that there was no one around, she directly opened the space door and went to the Qiankun Immortal Realm.

The queen mother Pan Yan was taking care of the guards and palace maids carrying various things, and suddenly a space door appeared, and a peerless fairy came out of it.

Pan Yan immediately saw a few golden characters on the top of her head displayed on the map in her mind: Empress of the East Palace: Chang'e.

"Oh my God, you're Chang'e, I actually saw Chang'e! It's so beautiful, I didn't expect you to be the queen among us! Come in with me, and the sisters will be amazed. Pan Yan was excited when she saw the legendary Chang'e.

The palace maid who guarded the venue bowed and said, "See the queen mother!" ”

"All up, all up." Chang'e said hurriedly.

Pan Yan stepped forward and took Chang'e's hand and said, "Let's go in together, there are many sisters inside, they will definitely be surprised to see you later." ”

Following Pan Yan, Chang'e was surprised, she was too familiar with this place, except for the lack of fairy grass and fairy trees, the buildings here were exactly the same as the heavenly court in her memory, no wonder the divine seal showed that Fujun was the Jade Emperor of the Qiankun God Realm.

When they arrived at Yaochi, Chang'e's arrival made Li Qingluo and the others exclaim, it was really shocking, this is a real fairy!

Chang'e met the sisters who belonged to the same concubine from the map of the Divine Seal, and under the enthusiasm of Pan Yan and them, she told Pan Yan and them all kinds of interesting things in the heavenly court, and they soon became one.

At this time, Tang Feng appeared in the Pan Tao Garden with Chang'e's appearance, a white smoke flashed, and the land lord appeared in shape, and asked suspiciously: "It turned out to be Chang'e Fairy, I don't know why Chang'e Fairy came to Pan Tao Garden?" ”

Tang Feng touched the jade rabbit in his arms, imitated Chang'e's tone of speech and said: "It was the queen mother who rewarded me with a peach, let me come to the peach orchard to pick it, and ask the land public to make it convenient." ”

The land lord did not doubt that no one in the heavenly court knew Fairy Chang'e, although she was not a great immortal, just a maid under the Taiyin Star Monarch, but no one dared to despise her, so he bent down and said: "Since the will of Fairy Chang'e Queen Mother Feng, then the fairy will pick the peach by herself." ”

"Thank you, father-in-law!"

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, fairy please." After the land lord finished speaking, he went back to his land temple. The invisible Liuding Liujia naturally knew Chang'e, and when they saw that the land had asked, they didn't ask.

Tang Feng walked all the way inside, feeling that no one was looking at him anymore, and said softly: "I finally saw Pan Tao." ”

After looking left and right and seeing that there was no one, he immediately put his hand on the tree, and with a flash of golden light, the peach tree disappeared, and there was one more peach tree in Tang Feng's own peach orchard in the Qiankun Immortal Realm.

"I'll take it, I'll take it again, no one will find out that I'm taking it, it's not stealing!" Tang Feng collected them one after another, afraid that the action would be too big to be discovered quickly, so he quickly collected hundreds of peach trees, thinking that there were nine thousand year old peach trees inside, Tang Feng immediately ran inside.

Liuding Liujia, who was guarding at the door, felt that Chang'e had been in for a long time, and was about to go in to check it, but Fairy Chang'e had already walked out, holding a jade rabbit in one hand and a peach in the other, and saw that there was nothing wrong, so he didn't go in to check.

Tang Feng smiled in his heart, and said in his heart: "I have stolen nearly three hundred peach trees from each other, I will see if I can expand the planting in the future, now let's run away quickly, although I am not afraid of the Jade Emperor and Rulai now, but who knows if they have any killer features, not to mention those saints who are not born!" Don't run away now, wait when! ”

Tang Feng released more than ten spatial coordinates in a row, ran to the South Heavenly Gate, and ran directly to the Nether Realm without stopping.

Not long after he went to the lower realm, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in the Yao Pond were looking at the beautiful scenery of the Yao Pond, and the land father-in-law came to report: "Your Majesty the Queen Mother, the big thing is not good, just now the fairy Chang'e came to the peach orchard, saying that the queen mother gave her a peach and her, and the little fairy let her pick it herself, but when I just inspected the peach orchard, I found that the peach trees were missing 300 each." ”

"What? The peach tree was stolen by Chang'e? The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother asked in surprise.

The land lord replied in shock: "Xiaoxian is sure." ”

The Queen Mother ignored the surprised Jade Emperor and said angrily: "Arrest Chang'e immediately, the peach tree needs to grow in the fairy world or in a place full of spiritual energy, so that the clairvoyant eye will immediately explore the traces of Chang'e and the peach tree." ”

(End of chapter)