Chapter 252: It's so hilarious

You say sometimes it's weird.

If it was Yuhan Niu who was scratching her head now, or Xiaomeng, I would have pounced on it a long time ago. If it was a concubine, I wouldn't let it go. If it were my elder sister Yan Wushuang, I would have confidence and give me a fulcrum, and I would be able to pry the earth with Ding Ding.

But in front of him was Huang Xinyi.

The same pair of beautiful big breasts, however, some girls will make my soul go away, and some girls will make me feel disgusting!

I shook my hand and slapped me again, scolding: "Get away from you!" ”

Huang Xinyi was really angry this time, and she scolded like crazy: "You are so neurotic." Have I offended you? We have no grievances in the past, no hatred in the near future, why are you looking for trouble with me? ”

I snorted coldly: "I'm a Taoist priest." ”

Huang Xinyi was stunned for a moment: "The Taoist priest is amazing?" ”

Me: "Hehe, the Taoist priest is nothing remarkable. However, as a Taoist priest, if you have a god-given opportunity to cultivate a Taoist mana, you should slay demons and eliminate demons. ”

Huang Xinyi sneered: "Little friend, my sister is not a demon, and the second is not a demon." You just go and kill the demons, what are you looking for me for? ”

I squinted at her and said, "Because, you're more vicious than a demon." ”

Huang Xinyi was like a shrew, and raised her chest: "Come on!" Come on...... Kill the old lady! If you have the guts, you can do it! Give you a knife, come, and stick it in my chest...... Do you understand how to pay for murder? What you do today, the police will find out tomorrow. Who can be sure that I have killed my own son? Who can prove that I raise a little ghost to kill the white sacrifice song? I'm dead, and you're going to bury me, so you'd better think clearly. ”

I frowned, she was right.

I'm here today, not unaware. Now that there are cameras all over the road, it couldn't be easier for the police to follow the clues and find me. What's more, the monk has already left, if Huang Xinyi hangs up, once the monk is questioned by the police, he will definitely sell me without hesitation as soon as possible.

To put it seriously, Huang Xinyi deserves death.

However, because she is wanted by the police, and it is not worth it to carry the charge of murderer.

I sneered, took a step back, and said with a smile: "Huang Xinyi, you don't have to be embarrassed. You can use raising little ghosts to harm people, and Lao Tzu can also use evil arts. And, Lao Tzu left his words here today, I want to kill you, no one can stop it, and no one can find out. Hello for yourself! ”

Huang Xinyi shuddered, panic and nervousness flashed in her eyes.

She knows my Taoism, and if she offends me, it's basically the same as if she had lost her life.

Huang Xinyi squeezed out a hint of a smile, very cowardly, coquettish: "Little brother, don't be like me." What do you want? Money? Sister to you. Do you want your sister's body? People are always ready, when you want it, I will give it when you want. Wherever you want to play, people will accompany you. On the bus, in the midnight subway, or let's go to the hot spring, in the hot spring, or I drive, let's go to the downtown car ~ earthquake, or go to the tree ......"

I'll go!

Can it also be in the tree?

Lao Tzu is convinced, I must take my daughter-in-law to try it another day, it sounds so exciting.

I didn't bother to talk to her: "Finished? ”

Huang Xinyi: "Little brother, will they serve you first tonight?" Otherwise, I'll call two more sisters? Don't worry, they're all freshly debuted, and they haven't been polluted by the big dye vat, fresh, tender, and green, you don't have to do anything, I'll give you a good medicine to bring them, and you'll be responsible for undressing and starting to do it. ”

"Alas! Huang Xinyi, you are hopeless! ”

I'm going to take a drop of her blood and leave.

But at this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside. Someone kept banging on the downstairs door, very arrogant.

As soon as I heard the sound, I was happy.

Haha, it turned out to be the monk just now.

With the monk, there were a few other people, black suits, big night, all wearing sunglasses, bulging on their waists, obviously hiding daggers and other things.

These people aren't good at stubble.

But when I saw these people, I almost laughed stupidly.

For the hair?

Because among the three black suits, the one who was dressed in a murderous aura and stood behind to point out the country turned out to be a mountain eagle.

Who is Mountain Eagle?

It's none other than the head of Jiang Wenchuan's group of bodyguards, and he is also Jiang Wenchuan's number one henchman, who owes Jiang Wenchuan a life, and he can be described as loyal and courageous to Jiang Wenchuan, and he obeys his words.

Jiang Wenchuan's shady things were basically all done by Shanying.

What a monk is doing things!

And at this time, Huang Xinyi's hair was long and her knowledge was short, and she turned her face.

She pushed me away, ran downstairs, opened the door, and pointed at me and shouted, "Master, she is insulting me, quick, kill him!" ”

The monk said to the mountain eagle: "This boss, quickly, send him to see the Buddha!" ”

I stood at the top of the stairs, took out a cigarette with great interest, and simply sat on the steps.

When the mountain eagle saw me, he froze.

The two black suits under his command were also dumbfounded.

They all know me. These people are the generals of the Jiang family, and they have many opportunities to meet with me. Who doesn't know my relationship with Jiang Yuhan! The mountain eagle took the lead, and the bodyguards coaxed, and when they saw me, they shouted one by one. The brothers who are messing around on the road, although they are not in troubled times, they live with their heads every day, but they really don't touch the knife less.

These brothers are always pestering me for an amulet. Some pestered me to tell my fortunes. Basically, one counts as one, and all of them have drunk with me.

The monk didn't know what to do, and he was a little impatient, and shouted, "Hey! Come on, what are you doing in a daze? I called you here, are you in a daze? ”

Syllable!

Straight to a loud slap in the face.

To be honest, this is the first time I've seen a mountain eagle make a move. In my impression, Shanying is the kind of person who is very good-tempered, can afford to joke, can withstand trouble, and is very easy-going in front of outsiders.

Today, he let me know that a drunk, shirtless and brother-in-law who is farther away than who pees, and who is willing to be put on a skirt and scratch his head without saying a word, is so terrifying.

He's an expert.

Specialist in homicide and bloodletting.

The origin of the mountain eagle is unknown, and there is no routine for one move and one style, but it is all the essence of the precipitation and accumulation of life and death. It's not as atmospheric as the national arts, and it's not as beautiful as the kung fu performance, but it's definitely fast enough, ruthless enough, and accurate enough......

He stabbed it in the monk's face, and I couldn't see how to do it, and the monk was already lying on the ground.

The mountain eagle has an extra dagger in his hand, poof......

Crisp and neat, a knife poked in the monk's thigh, a knife in the lower abdomen, and when the monk screamed, the dagger had already reached the artery in the monk's neck, and even cut the skin, a little more strength, the monk was going to really see the Buddha.

Shanying put his index finger on his mouth and said softly: "Shhh ”

From all to the end, there is not a word of nonsense.

From beginning to end, the action was not dragged, and it was not even two seconds before and after.

From beginning to end, it was like a visual feast performance, and we were already stunned.

Shanying looked at me, and Hang'er Lang laughed, which was incompatible with the sharp and cold movements just now, and he said, "Uncle, if you want him to live, if you want him to die, you can say something." ”