"Today is a rest day, there are activities in the store, just listen to the arrangements over there. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info heard from the boss today that as long as the two of us are in the past, double the price, do you know what the concept is, this shows that my influence has been very great, and I don't have such a good treatment for others. ”

This is the monkey master's belief that this guy's popularity is really not ordinarily good, except for a few people like Andrew, both men and women like this tease very much, this is why the monkey master has not been very clear, anyway, this guy is a tease, which is understandable.

But if you study it in-depth from the perspective of a scholar, it's not very surprising that girls will like this kind of person, a good-looking and although he often takes a little advantage on his mouth, but his hands and feet are absolutely clean and hard-working, he makes the girl laugh and can feed the girl porridge, if such a person is not liked by the girl, there will be a ghost, and there are probably not a few people chasing him.

But Master Monkey really doesn't understand why he is so popular among men? Could it be that the have become secular now?

How to say it, this guy belongs to the kind of person who is beyond the understanding of the monkey master, whether it is Duanmu or Yuqing, their behavior patterns are very easy to understand, but this guy's thinking structure is not like normal humans at all. It's a bit like the kind of hooligan in the late '80s and early '90s who was nostalgic for discotheques and video halls.

Also, through the contact in the past two days, the monkey master thinks that although this person seems to be unlearned, his grades are quite good, whether it is a magic major or a cultural class, he is at the top of their class, which makes the monkey feel even more incredible, because his time has been completely divided, and no matter how you look at him, he doesn't look like a genius.

They came to the store, in addition to the super large supermarket, this building also has a clothing store, KTV, a cinema, a food court, a luxury counter, a magic item counter, and there will be activities for a few days every month.

This kind of store activity is basically aimed at girls, all kinds of brand-name bags are sold at 50%, all kinds of gorgeous lipsticks are half sold and half given, they have to go crazy.

Of course, many men don't understand why these seemingly useless things can be so attractive to women, in fact, many times you just need to empathize with it, such as G who can't count 3 and smile at you dotingly, and then gently lean into your ear and say a sentence - today's Ghost Recon Wilderness 5% off will also give DLC or 2B Miss Limited Edition Translucent Leather Coat.

See if you're crazy or not.

So the needs of men and women are different, straight men, be more tolerant of girls, at least most of the cosmetics that girls buy are fed to you, and most of the clothes you buy are taken off for you, and your game is to look at your ass silently, whether it is the ass of Miss 2B, the ass of the split or the ass of King Ida, it has nothing to do with them.

After coming to the store, there were actually people all around, full of a pink smell of fat powder, and the monkey saw Dai Wei, who was trying on clothes with her two children, in the most expensive luxury store. Dai Wei didn't see him, but Xiao Wu did, she lay on the window and waved at the monkey master, and the monkey master also waved at her.

"Hello livestock, old Lu. That little beauty is too small, don't be like that. ”

"My daughter."

A mouthful of milk tea almost sprayed on the monkey master, and the pervert stared at the monkey master with wide eyes: "Hold the grass...... Are you married? ”

"Nope."

"Pregnant out of wedlock?"

"It's not my own daughter."

"Oh......" The pervert Qiang breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll just say, how old are you." That little girl is very good-looking, and her mother must be very beautiful too. ”

"Hmm." The monkey master nodded, and then walked straight to the door of Dai Wei's store, and hooked his fingers at Xiao Wu and Bubu.

The two little ones ran out of it with short legs, and the monkey master picked them up one by one and came to the perverted Qiang: "My two daughters." ”

"Good ...... It's all first-class beauty embryos, but it's a pity that my uncle is old. The pervert Qiang groped through his pockets, and then he didn't find anything, but he turned around and rushed to the door to buy two particularly exquisite sugar gourds and stuffed them into the hands of the two girls: "Two little beauties, uncle invites you to eat." ”

"You're quite discerning." Bubu took the sugar gourd with a smile: "Then tell me, who is more beautiful with her." ”

It's amazing...... It's only a few years old that he can already give out propositions, and the pervert who shuttles in the pile of women is very experienced when facing this kind of problem, he squinted his eyes and smiled, and used his clean sleeve to wipe off the traces left by Bubu's mouth just after eating: "You look very good when you smile." ”

Boo was satisfied, and rewarded him with a pack of shrimp crackers.

Okay, the big demon king Bubu can be leveled, this guy is not simple, talent...... Talent.

After putting the two girls down, Dai Wei also walked out with the bag, her eyes lit up after seeing the monkey master, and then slowly walked to the monkey master, took out a tie from the handbag and gestured at his neck: "The color is good, do you go home for dinner at night?" ”

"I might have to go back later today."

"Then I won't prepare you, you can go and get busy. Come, go with my mother, isn't Xiao Wu going to sell delicious food, and if you don't go, you'll have to shoot a long line. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Xiao Wu hurriedly climbed down from the monkey master, stood beside Dai Wei and waved at him: "Goodbye, Dad." ”

"Well, goodbye."

Seeing the three of them leave, the perverted Qiang next to him walked up and patted the monkey master on the shoulder: "If I'm not mistaken, that big sister is a star, right?" ”

"Outdated."

"It's too angry! I've seen her movies, O goddess! You tell me honestly, what do you have to do with each other! ”

"you." The monkey master rolled his eyes and continued to walk forward: "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask." ”

"I'm convinced of you, that's why you're still thinking about tassel Huayan, it's also pretty good."

"Can you handle it?"

At this time, the perverted phone rang, he glanced at the phone number, quickly picked it up, and then apologized and laughed, and dragged the monkey master to run up while answering the phone.

The two of them soon came to a store that sold anime peripherals, and the boss crossed his waist and glared at it, frowning when he saw the perverted Qiang: "Ah Qiang, we made an appointment at half past one, it's two o'clock!" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little delayed. Tell me how about my brother? ”

"Okay, okay, don't be verbose, hurry up and change your clothes."

The monkey master was stunned for a moment, and looked sideways at the pervert: "Do you want to change your clothes?" ”

"Let's also fit the theme, look at the disgusting dead house here."

"Magicians are disgusting dead houses." Master Monkey mends the knife: "You too." ”

"Yes, yes, you're right, big brother hurry up, the boss is not happy."

dragged the monkey into the locker room, and after taking out a set of clothes from it, he quickly took off only his pants, and then put the skirt on himself and brought himself a wig.

"Draft!" The monkey master pointed at the pervert: "If you dare to let Lao Tzu wear women's clothes, I will kill you on the spot!" ”

"You see, this nun suit suits your temperament."

"Get out of here! Roll !! ”

Fifteen minutes later......

"Grab the gun again, it's perfect. I didn't expect you to have so many scars on your body, you were abused by your parents when you were a child? Forget it, I won't ask you about it. Yes, yes, that's it, just put on your sunglasses and show off your strong muscles. Very good! ”

The monkey master was wearing a nun's uniform, sunglasses, his arms were exposed, and he was full of scars, holding two simulated Uzi charges in his hands, and stood at the door, murderous. What's even more terrifying is that he also wears over-the-knee socks, long black high-end over-the-knee socks and those small scalp shoes with small high heels.

"Awesome!"

Standing at the door, the perverted Johnson & Johnson looked like a tall girl, and the monkey master ...... is still a monkey master, although he is wearing women's clothes, the breath of the murderer is still flowing wantonly, almost like a god.

"I'm stricken."

The monkey master stood there with two imitation guns, his teeth clattering, but because the degree of restoration was too high, the dead house all took pictures around this women's clothing boss, and he pointed to the one closest to him, who leaned up and scolded whom. And the more they scold, the happier these dead houses become.

Soon, his photos were posted on the Internet and compared with the original, and even the voice actors of the original characters liked it on ins......

The speed of the network spread is frightening, almost in an instant, it reached all corners of the world, when Jian Gang was drinking coffee and eating breakfast, by the way, he turned on the computer to see the news about the Magic Academy, and when he saw the thumbnail hanging on the entertainment section of the homepage, he clicked in with questions......

After clicking in, she turned her cup of coffee on the table, and she herself laughed on the carpet, and when she had laughed enough, she pressed and called: "Tassel tassel!" Come on! ”

Tassel, who had just finished taking a shower, heard the call, and came to Jian Gang's room wearing a T-shirt and a pair of pajama pants, tilting his head to look at her for some reason.

"Come on, come on, look at this."

She broke the computer and showed it to the tassel, who looked at it twice, then twice, and then suddenly widened her eyes: "This, this, this, ......"

"Hahaha"

Jian Gang's legs crackled on the table, and he smiled wildly, and the tassel slowly showed a bright smile from his sluggish state like a sloth in Zootopia.

How tragic is this...... How tragic!

The monkey master had a fever feeling on his cheeks for the first time, he just wanted to experience it, but he didn't expect it to be like this, although it was a promotion, but he was too exciting. And since he was pooped on the Internet, more and more dead houses in the academy have come to make pilgrimages, and the photos on the inside and outside are simply a shameful play.

"Lao Tzu's mentality is about to explode."

"Bear with me, the boss said, if there are still so many people until five o'clock, give us 10,000 yuan!"

"Han Hong wanted to hit someone when she heard it." The monkey master's eyes were full of cold light: "Lao Tzu wants to kill you." ”

"You can get the money when you get it." After the pervert Qiang finished speaking, he adjusted his posture and showed his long legs: "You don't know, I deliberately shaved all my leg hair for this last night, life is not easy, brother." ”

"It's better not to make a fuss about me down there."

"It's nothing, there's a comic book tomorrow morning."

"Grass! Lao Tzu doesn't do it!! ”

"You're a very honest person like you, who shouts no, and is very honest." Perverted Qiang quietly put his phone in front of the monkey master: "The organizer of the comic exhibition sent me a message, let me be sure to bring you tomorrow, they have a game to promote, the theme is drag killer!" ”

"!"

"Listen to me, yes."