"Wang!"

Shovel, hurry up and take a look!

"Wang!"

Are you deaf shoveling!

Erha called as if giving an order, Tang Jian was adding the clasp of editor Li Jiajia, and reprimanded impatiently: "What is it called!" ”

As a result, when he turned around, his face turned green!

"Two! Ha! ”

The two words full of anger were squeezed out of Tang Jian's mouth, and the dog Xiang under Erha's crotch, which was only a finger thick, seemed to be chirping and calling him, as if shouting: "Fresh chrysanthemum dog Xiang hello!" Hands are fast and hands are slow, what are you waiting for? ”

Looking at Tang Jian's eyes, Erha's face changed, and he looked a little flustered, but he put on a calm and unyielding appearance.

It still stood obediently against the wall, its two front legs bent in front of its chest, and said unconvincedly: "Benha didn't mean it!" You have to punish Benha for standing here, so Benha has to pull here! ”

"Wang!"

Please let it go!

Seeing that Tang Jian suddenly took out a fruit knife from the drawer of the table, Erha fled directly into the room without thinking about it, and then slammed the door shut, leaning behind the door with a smug but worried look!

"I'm sure I'm a dog in my last life!"

Tang Jian feels that Erha is the enemy dog of his previous life, all kinds of troublemaking and doing things these days, if it weren't for the system "sealing" his heart disease, he would definitely be angry with Erha today!

"This dead dog is the rhythm of heaven to become a spirit!"

Tang Jian picked up Gou Xiang with a tissue and threw it into the toilet, then took the mop out to clean it, and finally walked to open the door angrily, this time he didn't cry Erha, he was a grandson!

"Holy! Why don't you even lock it! ”

Tang Jian was stunned, Erha wouldn't really become a master, right? After the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a fine? You're going to do something!

At this time, the mobile phone rang dibly.

Tang Jian looked at his phone helplessly, it turned out that it was through a friend request, and the editor took the initiative to contact him and asked him if he was the author of "Journey to the West"?

At this time, Li Jiajia was looking at the computer, "Journey to the West" was the first novel she signed today, so when she saw someone add her as a friend, her heart was suddenly a little excited, so she took the initiative to contact the other party to inquire.

"I'll clean you up later!"

Tang Jian knocked on the door, walked back to the living room and sat down speechlessly, and then replied to Li Jiajia: "Yes." ”

"Is the copyright of the novel "Journey to the West" complete? Are you over 18 years old? ”

Copyright? Tang Jian thought about it, this novel does not belong to this world in the first place, so the copyright is naturally complete, and he naturally became the author of "Journey to the West".

"Complete, eighteen years old!"

After Tang Jian replied, Li Jiajia asked again: "Can you tell us about the general idea of this novel?" Or if there is an outline of the story, send it to me to see. ”

What do I have in mind!

This is not a novel I wrote, where did I get the story outline for you!

It's so troublesome to sign a novel!

Tang Jian replied: "None! ”

"......" Li Jiajia frowned, isn't it a ghost? You can't really write a novel with a hot brain, right? Even if you don't have an outline, you have to at least have a specific idea!

"What I want to know is what is the development of the main line of your novel? What does this story revolve around? Li Jiajia was a little disappointed again.

Tang Jian replied: "It revolves around Sun Wukong." ”

"......" Li Jiajia almost fainted to death on the keyboard, what does it mean to revolve around Sun Wukong? Can you be serious?

Li Jiajia simply asked according to the signing process: "How many thousand words do you expect to write in this novel?" ”

Tang Jian typed and replied: "I don't know how much, anyway, it's almost finished!" ”

Seeing this reply, Li Jiajia's eyes suddenly lit up! This guy isn't a novel written by a hot brain!

Almost finished? In other words, he must have a lot of manuscripts!

Since reading the latest chapter, Li Jiajia has been wondering how Sun Wukong, who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, got out? How will the plot develop next?

This aroused her curiosity, so now that Tang Jian said that he was about to finish writing, one of her thoughts was to fool this guy into sending the manuscript over!

But how do you fool so as not to be rejected and suspicious?

Pregnant!

Li Jiajia replied: "Since you don't have an outline, I hope you can send me the manuscript to see the general plot, and if it's okay, I'll send you the signing agreement." ”

Looking at the message sent by Li Jiajia, Tang Jian was a little drunk, it was so troublesome to be a fiction writer! Ask this, ask that, ask this, ask that!

In the end, Tang Jian was really fooled by Li Jiajia, he copied and pasted half of the content of "Journey to the West" and sent it to Li Jiajia.

"I've already sent an email, can I sign a contract? How do I sign a contract? ”

Tang Jian asked impatiently, his time is very precious, every minute consumes 500 anger energy, this is not talking about the sky, but his life!

After receiving a new email, Li Jiajia hurriedly sent the signing agreement to Tang Jian and said: "You look at the signing agreement, if there is no problem, just print it out, fill in the information, sign it and send it over, remember that the contract is in duplicate." ”

"That's it?" Tang Jian seemed to have discovered something, and said, "I know!" You want to know the plot of Sun Wukong after being crushed in the Five Elements Mountain, so take the contract to deceive my manuscript, right! ”

Li Jiajia made an embarrassed expression, and had to admit: "Who told you to break out of context so ecstatically......"

Nima!

That's true!

Tang Jian typed and replied: "Hey, you said it earlier!" I'll tell you no, then Sun Wukong was rescued by a monk from the Five Elements Mountain, and then protected the monk to go to the west to learn scriptures, on the way they met a dragon, and finally the dragon turned into a horse. Then he met the pig demon and the river demon, both of which were taken in as apprentices by the monks. On the way to learn the scriptures, they had to go through ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, so they encountered all kinds of monsters that prevented them from learning the scriptures, what kind of yellow-robed monsters, three dozen white bone spirits......"

With a lot of enthusiasm, Tang Jian almost finished the plot of "Journey to the West", looking at these chat records that are like outlines, Li Jiajia almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood!

Spoiler Dog !!

Rage +135......

She was so depressed that she wanted to smash the computer, and now she knows the next plot, what else can she expect from watching it?

Damn it!

It's so damning!

This guy did it on purpose!

How can there be such a cheap guy in this world!

After dealing with the signing affairs, Li Jiajia snorted, opened the mailbox and read the manuscript sent by Tang Jian.

"I was really rescued by a monk from the Five Elements Mountain!"

Rage +95......

Li Jiajia was very depressed, she had fantasized about all kinds of possibilities. For example, the golden hoop rod becomes larger, and the top of the Five Elements Mountain rises to the sky; For example, Sun Wukong jumped out of the Five Elements Mountain as he did when he was born; As a result, he was now rescued by a monk who tore open the seal, and obediently obeyed the words of the Buddha Guanyin and protected the monk to learn scriptures from the west!

Is this still the Monkey King?

Read on.

Li Jiajia is really going to cry.

Sure enough, as Tang Jian said, what white dragon horses, pig demons and river demons have appeared!

Ahhh

Li Jiajia hammered her thigh frantically, and suddenly wanted to roar.

"Fuck the dogs!"