Chapter 172: Self-Cooking
Wu Ke was stunned for a moment, and thought a little nervously: I don't seem to owe anyone money! So this person should not be a creditor to collect debts......
Wu Ke reluctantly smiled and asked, "I really don't know what you're looking for me!" ”
The man suddenly tilted the corners of his mouth upwards and said, "You're not a tattoo artist!" I was introduced to you to get a tattoo! ”
Wu Ke breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, it turned out to be a guest......
Wu Ke looked at the time, it was already more than seven o'clock in the evening, and his takeaway was about to be delivered, and said to this person with a smile: "Yo! Big brother, you see that I have just returned from the field, and you have just entered the house for less than 20 minutes! It's a little late today, so come early tomorrow and I'll give you another tattoo, do you think? ”
The man with the tiger's back smashed his teeth and said, "Tsk! I've been here several times, you're not at home, it's hard to catch up with you today, you tattooed me, what if I come tomorrow and you leave again? ”
Wu Ke rubbed his hands and said with a hippie smile: "No! Just come early! ”
"Boom! Boom! Boom! At this time, the door rang again, and Wu Ke knew in his heart that this time it was definitely roast duck!
He trotted to open the door, and as soon as he opened the door, the aroma of roast duck came to his face!
Wu Ke hurriedly took the roast duck and said "thank you" to the takeaway brother......
As soon as Wu Ke closed the door, he saw a big man sitting on the sofa, looking at the roast duck in his hand with straight eyes and saying, "Yo! Dude, you haven't eaten yet! ”
Wu Ke put the roast duck on the small table, nodded and said, "Not really! I didn't tell you, but I didn't have to be back for long! ”
The man's eyes never left the roast duck, Wu Ke wanted to send this person away quickly, but he was too embarrassed to open his mouth to chase away the guests, and the two sat side by side on the sofa, and the room was filled with an awkward atmosphere for a while......
After a while, the big man couldn't help but open his mouth first, and said, "Your roast duck is still hot!" Go eat it! ”
Wu Ke also thought in his heart, although the roast duck in this house is delicious when it is cold, but the taste is completely inferior to the heat, when he heard him say this, he hurriedly picked up the conversation and said, "That's right! If it's cold, it won't taste good! ”
The big man smiled and said, "Then you go and eat!" Leave me alone! ”
Wu Ke laughed dryly twice and said, "It's okay...... I'll wait a while...... "Actually, what he wants to say is that I'm waiting for you to leave and eating, but I'm still embarrassed to say it......
The big man frowned slightly and said, "Don't wait! It won't taste good for a while! Go ahead! After saying that, he also stood up and looked like he was leaving......
Wu Ke saw that he stood up to leave, and hurriedly stood up, ready to send off the guests, but who knows, this big brother actually walked straight towards the roast duck that was still bubbling with aroma, looked into the paper bag, and said, "It's really fragrant!" After saying this, he also swallowed his saliva with a "grunt......
Wu Ke thought he was leaving, so he said something that he regretted for the rest of his life......
"Why don't you try ............?"
As soon as Wu Ke's words fell, the big man agreed and said, "Okay! ”
Wu Ke was stunned, he didn't expect that someone would be "brazen" to such a point......
Wu Ke opened the bag a little embarrassed and used chopsticks to clip a piece of good duck meat for this big man, but he said, "Clip that piece for me!" Right, right! It's the one with the skin and the flesh! ”
Wu Ke secretly rolled his eyes in his heart, thinking: Hurry up after eating this piece!
The man had just put the duck meat in his mouth, and he didn't chew or swallow it in his mouth and said, "It would be better if there was some sauce!" ”
Wu Ke didn't mention how helpless he was in his heart, he especially wanted to see if he couldn't keep this piece of duck meat in his mouth if he didn't give this person that sauce!
But in the end, Wu Ke still compromised, and while opening the small box containing the sauce, he thought to himself, I won't ask for green onions and cakes again in a while!
As soon as he finished thinking about it, the man said again: "Where's the green onion!?" ”
Wu Ke handed him green onions and cakes again, and the man sighed while eating, and said, "Hmm! This is right! Awesome! ”
While talking, he pulled a stool from the side very naturally, sat on the stool, picked up a cake in one hand, and held chopsticks in the other hand to pick up a piece of duck meat, and at the same time said in his mouth: "Eh? Boy, come and eat too! Why, aren't you hungry? Since you keep me, I'm welcome! ”
Seeing his dinner in someone else's stomach, Wu Ke muttered in his heart: Who kept you? I told you to come into the house to warm up, and you still went to the kang?!
The heat was really not polite at all, he shook off his cheeks and started eating, Wu Ke knew that if he didn't join the battle in a hurry at this time, he was afraid that this big brother wouldn't bring him a bite to keep!
Wu Ke sat opposite the big man and began to fight for the only roast duck in front of him......
Not long after eating, the big man said, "Is there any wine?" ”
Wu Ke smiled wryly, could it be that this kind of burly man is the same amount of alcohol as Xiong Lei? Can't get enough of food and want to drink?
Wu Ke hurriedly shook his head and said, "This is really nothing!" ”
The big man sighed a little disappointed and said, "Hey...... It's a shame that there is no wine for such a good duck......"
He picked up another piece of duck meat and put it in his mouth, and said, "Wait, I'll go buy some wine, and I'll be back soon!" ”
Wu Ke hurriedly said, "I don't drink......"
shouted but smacked his mouth, and said: "Look at what you said, you don't have to be polite to your brother, brother will buy it, you don't need to pay for it!" ”
"Big brother, it's not a matter of money or money, I really don't know how to drink!"
"If you don't drink it, my brother still has to drink it! It's okay, you eat yours, just leave two pieces of fat for my brother! ”
Shouting as he spoke, he walked out, and as soon as he got out of the door, he shouted to Wu Ke again: "You want to be fat!" ”
"Okay!" Wu Ke subconsciously agreed, and the moment Dahan closed the door, Wu Ke thought to himself: What's going on? Isn't it the first time I've met him? How did he manage not to treat himself as an outsider? ……
But Wu Ke waited left and right at home, and he didn't see the man with the scarred face come back, Wu Ke thought to himself, he might have eaten enough, and he wasn't ready to come back!
Wu Ke ate the rest of the roast duck by himself, cleaned up the things, and was ready to go to bed, but the more he was lying on the bed, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. ……