Daoist: "What department is that?"

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Chen Xue: "Are you immortals all doing some things like chickens and dogs?"

Taoist priest: "Shut up, you are not qualified to point fingers at the immortals."

"You are not gods yet, but you have the power of immortality; Don't you know that you are going to hell when you die? ”

Taoist priest: "We subdue demons and eliminate demons for human beings, what have you done?"

"You are protecting human beings, and we are upholding the two iron laws of nature."

Chen Xue: "Two iron laws?"

"1. All things are equal in power; Second, the weak eat the strong, and the fittest survive. ”

Chen Xue: "It sounds so contradictory!"

"The world is a contradiction."

"God begat after the things of God, and He is like your fathers. A person who implements the concept of race, even if he has the power of an ageless body to reach the sky, will not be able to become a true god in his way! ”

Taoist priest: "It's nonsense, the gods are the saviors of mankind!"

"But the demon was created by you, in order to let humans worship you, even at the expense of letting go of some of the little demons that should have been executed to save the world."

Chen Xue: "Is everything you said true?"

"Ask him!"

Taoist priest: "I said it, you are not qualified to discuss the affairs of immortals!"

"Then I won't talk nonsense"

He took out his gun and fired thirteen shots at the Taoist priest, and then he was on the ground. A paper bird flew away while I was shooting.

Chen Xue came home and cried tears!

"What's wrong?"

Chen Xue: "That obscene Taoist priest touched me and kissed my thigh with his dirty mouth."

"Go take a shower, I'll have a surprise for you."

Chen Xue: "Really?"

"Really"

There was a sound of water in the bathroom, and I turned on the TV to turn it up; I looked at the watch on the wall, it was 11:20, and I started to prepare!

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and after five minutes, Chen Xue walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel. Her hair was still wet, but her body was full of fragrance.

She looked up at her watch, and it was almost twelve o'clock. The lights in the room suddenly went out, and Chen Xue was stunned!

Chen Xue: "Boss, where are you?"

Suddenly, all the lights in the house went out; Chen Xue's voice was full of nervousness and called me, she fumbled with the light switch but touched me.

Chen Xue: "Boss, is that you?"

"Don't talk, follow me to the living room."

I helped her to the living room and ......

There was a little light in the room, the light source came from the coffee table in the living room, and twenty-five points of light surrounded by a heart to illuminate a space.

"Happy Birthday ~ Happy Birthday ~ Happy Birthday ~ Happy Birthday ~~ Happy Birthday to You!"

"Happy Birthday!"

Chen Xue: "Boss, how do you know my birthday?"

"Blow out the candles first and make a wish!"

"Hoo !!"

The candle goes out!

Three seconds later, a candlelight lit up like stars in the darkness.

Red candles are dotted all over the villa.

The candlelight shines through the windows, illuminating the lawn outside!

Chen Xue: "Boss, thank you!"

"Tell me why"

Chen Xue: "This is my first and best birthday since the third year of junior high school!"

"Didn't your fiancé ever do it for you?"

Chen Xue: "The two of us have only been together for ten months, and we got engaged in only half a year because we got along very well; It was supposed to be a good time to spend my birthday with me, but something happened the night before......"

When she said she cried, I wiped her tears with a tissue.

"Alright, it's over."

"I'll be with you every birthday until you turn thirty!"

Chen Xue: "Really?"

"A gentleman's word is hard to chase!"

I finally saw her smile, her smile was so sweet.

Tears reflect smiles, and the room is filled with a strong sense of happiness at this moment!

Chen Xue: "Boss...... Yes! ”

Before she could finish, I smeared the cake on her face.

Chen Xue: "Boss, you are so bad!"

Then, a cream war began in the house!

Chen Xue: "Boss, the house is dirty!"

"It's okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow!"

Chen Xue: "Okay!"

The battle lasted until half past two in the morning, and the house was in a mess and the red wax was almost burned out.

We collapsed on the sofa in the living room, accompanied by the beautiful and peaceful night view, closed our eyes and quickly fell into the dream!

"Good morning!"

Chen Xue: "Good morning, boss."

I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw me lying directly above her; I looked at her face to face, and her face quickly turned red......

Chen Xue: "Boss, what are you going to do?"

"I want to ...... You know! ”

She closed her eyes and waited for what was to come!

I'm a ghost, she's a human, this kind of thing can't be.

After waiting for a long time, she slowly opened her eyes and looked at me, her expression nervous, her eyes full of doubt.

I kissed her on the forehead and lifted her up.

Chen Xue: "Boss, ...... just now?"

"Today belongs to the birthday star, tell me where you want to go?"

Chen Xue: "Does it really belong to me today?"

"Yes, I'll be your driver."

Chen Xue: "Then I want you to be the boss...... Accompany me to the playground today! ”

I'm scared to death, I thought this girl was going to me!

"Okay, let's go to the playground!"

After all, birthdays are unusual, and today I will drive a black Lamborghini bat to the playground to save face for Chen Xue.

The car drove all the way to Baohua Road, where the largest amusement park in the province 'Fantasy Park' was built.

As soon as the car was parked, a group of pretending young people came over to take a group photo, which really made people cry and laugh!

Because it's Thursday and the students are still in school, there aren't too many people in the amusement park, so you don't have to queue up deliberately; Ferris wheels, merry-go-rounds, pirate ships, whack-a-mole, nesting dolls, balloons, roller coasters, and a series of other games are all over.

The most dangerous bungee jumping, she insisted on pulling me to play with her. I didn't dare to play this game when I was alive, and I didn't dare to play it after I died; "Ah~" It's a shame that I can make such a sound!

But she seems to be worse than me, and she vomited as soon as she came; It seems that this guy is not only airsick but also afraid of heights.

Chen Xue: "I heard that there is a new amusement project here, just across the lake!"

"You want to play?"

Chen Xue: "Of course, it's exciting to hear from friends; It's a combination of a haunted house and a escape room. ”

"So you're prepared!"

Chen Xue: "You said you want to stay with me for a day!"

It turns out that you are so cute, it seems that you have picked up a treasure!

"Good~"

Chen Xue: "I know that you won't break your word!"

The two of us went to the lake and rented a swan boat, and pedaled with great difficulty; It took about 10 minutes to reach the opposite shore, and I got ashore and parked the boat and walked to the destination 'Horror House'.

There were young couples lining up at the door, and after a while, a few teams came out.

Their faces were blue, their eyes were full of fear, and they were helped out by the staff.