I said, "Well, I have to laugh, I've lived by this joke all my life." Listen up......"

Nangong Xue Wu looked at me with blank eyes, supported her face with her hands, and sat on the stool: "Say it quickly, talk about it......"

I said, "Once upon a time there was a little white rabbit who couldn't find her way home, so she asked all the way, and the first fork in the road asked the little black rabbit, and she said, Brother Black Rabbit, do you know where my home is?" Black Rabbit said, of course you know, do you want to know? The little white rabbit said, think about it...... Black Rabbit said, then you make my brother happy. Then the little white rabbit accompanied him and snapped. I asked the way, walked forward, walked and walked, and came across a fork in the road. A little gray rabbit at the fork in the road, the little white rabbit asked, Brother gray rabbit, do you know where my home is? The little gray rabbit said, of course you know, do you want to know? The little white rabbit nodded his head, thinking, thinking...... Gray Rabbit said, then you make my brother happy, and I will tell you. Later, the little white rabbit came home and gave birth to three little rabbits, the question came, listen well, please answer, the little white rabbit gave birth to three little rabbits, a few black, a few white, a few gray ......"

Nangong Xuewu blushed, shy and curious, thought about it, and said, "One black, one white, and one gray, right?" ”

I shook my head.

Nangong Xue Wu groaned for a while, tilted her head and asked, "That's all white?" ”

I shook my head.

Nangong Xue Wu: "The two black ones are white ones, or the two white ones are black ones?" ”

I still shook my head: "Sister, you don't have to guess, the three little rabbits, all red." ”

Nangong Xuewu looked confused: "Huh? How is it red? The little white rabbit did not ...... with the little red rabbit That's what. Why? ”

I asked, "Do you want to know?" ”

Nangong Xuewu nodded: "Think, think, ......"

I said, "Come, make my brother happy, and I'll tell you." ”

Nangong Xuewu instantly blushed and red-eared, gently slapped me on the shoulder, jumped back to the chair, pursed her mouth, and glanced at me, quite amorous: "Big pervert, people don't make you happy." ”

I didn't say a word, but stood in the middle of the great hall and looked out at the square.

Before you know it, it's already morning.

The first rays of sunlight shone in, and the brilliant colors blinded my eyes, and I squinted at the rising sun, and a resentment rose in my heart.

Nangong Xuewu said: "Huang Quan, I think you are such a strange person." You are a demon god, but when Chen Xuanyang fell, you stood up and took it for me. In the ancient tomb, Sister Bingbing will definitely die, and you gave her immortal power. Kumanpo summoned the evil gods, and everyone fled in panic, but you saved everyone. Everyone in the world says that the catastrophe is coming, and they all say that you, the reincarnated demon god, are the one who should be calaminated, and you are the culprit who brought about the disaster. This time, Sister Yu Ji had a complete strategy to wash Maoshan in blood, but you stopped it again. In my impression, you are a particularly funny, exaggerated, and uncalm person, but today, after Senior Sister Gong Yunbo brought you in, you stood in the center of the main hall all night, motionless. I slept for a while, and when I fell asleep you stood there, and when I woke up you were still standing there. You didn't sit down, you didn't turn around, you didn't even move. Huang Quan, what kind of person are you? ”

I sank my face and replied to Nangong Xuewu word by word, answering the question that was not what I asked, and I was half a beat slower.

I said, "Yes, you don't make me happy, no one in the world makes me happy." As soon as I was reincarnated as a demon god, I should have listened to Hongluan a long time ago, and I had the consciousness of a reincarnated demon god. I was humble and guilty in my heart, and I waited all night with apologies, the humility of being a small person, and the etiquette of being a Taoist junior, there is no lack of it! But what are you waiting for? It is a senior of Maoshan, as if nothing happened, and slept peacefully. It is a disciple of Maoshan Mountain, standing with a sword, and the murderous spirit is referring to. Nangong Xue Wu, let's go! ”

A group of Maoshan disciples outside immediately blocked the road, drew their swords one by one, and shouted, "Want to go? What is Dangmao Mountain? Do you have a back garden? Come when you want, go when you want? Stay here and die! ”

I sneered: "Who can stop me?" ”

A young man with a proud face stopped in front of me, holding a long sword, unlike the others. The sword was seven feet long, a man tall, and half a foot wide, black.

He glared at me, his face full of disdain: "Maoshan Daocheng, the fourth on the immortal list, everyone says that you are scheming, and the demon law is weird, today, under the power of my Maoshan immortal art, you can't survive, you can't die!" ”

"A good one can't survive, can't die. What is the difference between saying this and me, an evil demon? Fulfill you! The years stand still! ”

The Tao is at the gate of the main hall, less than ten meters away from me.

The art of time and tranquility can just be affected.

Ten meters away, the faces of those Maoshan disciples changed drastically, they must have heard my spell, but when they really saw me perform it, their faces were still full of incredulity.

Thirty seconds is enough time for me to pretend.

I slowly walked over to Daocheng, slapped him with my hand, and kicked him in the knee.

With a pop, Dao Cheng's giant sword fell to the ground and knelt in front of me.

I put my hands behind my back, looked around, and asked, "Where is the one who stopped me?" ”

The disciples of Maoshan all retreated.

Someone said: "The rumors are true, he can control the time and space." Within ten meters, invincible in close quarters. Everybody back off! ”

"How can this be fought? If you get ten meters close to him, you will definitely die! ”

"Then don't get ten meters close to him, ten meters away, if you attack with a spell, he will definitely die."

"Maoshan disciples listen to orders, spell spells, long-range attacks!"

However, thirty seconds had passed the Technique of Tranquility of the Years, and now it had only passed ten seconds.

All of a sudden, the magic weapon flew sideways, the streamer flickered, and countless charms flew in.

However, as soon as they came within ten meters of me, they were all imprisoned, standing still in mid-air.

I retreated back into the main hall.

Thirty seconds have passed!

Daocheng regained his freedom.

He found himself on his knees, with a murderous face.

However, before he could react, all the spells and spells attacked by those Maoshan disciples fell towards him.

Actually, the target of the attack was not him, but I left, and he was hit by the pond fish.

Boom Boom Boom......

A burst of thought.

Daocheng screamed, and was already lying on the ground, covered in black smoke, blurred flesh and blood, and passed out.

I took Nangong Xuewu's hand and walked forward.

Wherever he passed, the Maoshan disciples nervously retreated.

After walking more than ten meters, the group of people finally reacted, and in the crowd, someone shouted: "Attack, you must not let him leave so swaggeringly." His technique of tranquility in this year is extremely mana-consuming, and it is rumored that he can only use it once, and his mana will be overdrawn! Now, it's a good chance to kill him. ”

I sneered.

Today, I am here to sue for peace, and I have even secretly made a decision, as long as the elders of Maoshan let Jiang Yuhan and them go, I would rather squat in the Meteoric Cave for a year and a half, and it doesn't matter if I am tortured and beaten.

But Maoshan's predecessors are closed, so now, they can only follow Yu Ji's second set of plans.

And the second set of plans, in one sentence: make things bigger!