Simu looked overjoyed, and said gratefully: "You are bold and good at your skills, so you might as well worship me as a teacher." Heavenly Sounds "." 2. I am now short of an apprentice, and now I can't beat the gong when I walk to carry a lantern, and my voice is hoarse all the way. ”

"Mr. Zombie" is a funny film, although the things that the people do are terrifying, but they all have an extremely sunny mentality, plus all kinds of funny dialogues and actions, making them look nothing scary. Speaking of which, Uncle Nine is the corpse keeper of Yizhuang, and the four eyes are even more mysterious and unpredictable corpse chasers who come out day and night, and neither of them is gloomy and perverted, but they make the audience like it very much.

Now Huang realizes the cheerfulness of the four eyes, he is hurrying with zombies, and at the same time introduces the benefits of the profession of chasing corpses to Huang: "Take care of food and housing, no one stands in the way, no one robs, everyone is in awe, there is no industry competition, there will always be business at the door, and you are still not tempted in the next life?" He carried the spirit flag in one hand and the soul lamp in the other, and he couldn't free his hand, and he didn't forget to find a job for Huang: "You have nothing to do in the future life, and you are warm-hearted, you might as well take out the gong from my backpack and knock it as you go, so as not to collide with these good friends." ”

Huang learned from his previous appearance and rolled his eyes: "Dao Chief, I am a promising officer, and I don't want to engage in the great cause of chasing corpses with you." But it's okay to help you knock on the gong, let's talk about it first, there is nothing to say about this gong, right? Don't let me become your apprentice as soon as I strike the gong?! ”

"Hey, hey, hey." Four eyes smiled meaningfully. Sure enough, Huang didn't have any expectations for their senior brother's discipline, and Huang didn't go to ring the gong when he looked at the four eyes and didn't speak.

There was nothing to do all the way, and the two came to Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang. Uncle Nine opened the door, glanced at Huang in dismay, and asked, "Senior brother, are you all dressed so fashionably now?" The old man looked shocked that "the times are changing too fast", and the four eyes smiled maliciously and did not explain.

Wencai and Qiusheng are both there, Wencai has a short hair with short ears and a small braid at the back, and Qiusheng is a modern part. The two of them were quite unconvinced when they saw Huang's slightly arrogant dress and heroic and upright posture. The two said sourly: "Dressed like this, I don't know if there will be onlookers when the corpse is chased?" ”

"I've seen Uncle Nine." Huang bowed to Lin Jiu and explained, "I also met by chance on the road with the Taoist chief. I'm a resident of a neighboring town, my name is Huang, and a few days ago there was a female corpse that changed into ......"

Before Huang finished speaking, Lin Jiu reacted: "Oh, it turns out that you are Huang?" Sure enough, it's mighty! Ha, I've heard about you too, you can kill a female corpse with martial arts and pistols, it's really a good skill and a good guts! ”

At this time, Huang had a feeling that Liu Bei had back then: "Could it be that Uncle Nine also knows the name below?" ”

Lin Jiu laughed: "We are in this little place, what news can't we hear?" Didn't you have the corpse burned there? That's right, what's the matter with you coming to me? ”

Simu coughed, wanting to get the topic over, he also wanted Huang to be his apprentice, if Lin Jiu taught him something, why did Huang become his registered disciple, then he must not be accepted as his own apprentice.

"Senior brother, I've been on a long journey, and I'm hungry, let's arrange these friends first, and then we will talk at the dinner table? This little brother also helped me a little on the way, and I think he is very good. ”

Huang is not anxious, according to the plot, there will be chaos after this, and the plan of the four purposes will definitely not be realized.

Simu shook the bell and let the zombie jump all the way into the morgue of Jiushu Yizhuang, and the two of them seemed to have put some of the most common goods into the warehouse without any psychological burden. They happily reminisced about the old days, and Lin Jiu instructed Wencai: "You light incense at night, don't forget to give them incense." Simu said: "The oil lamp in front of these friends must not be overturned, and the light cannot be extinguished. ”

"Uncle Nine, I came to Guizhuang to ask you for advice." Huang said straight to the point. Shimu exhaled a "poof", looking slightly disappointed.

Huang recounted the thrilling process of "fighting wits and courage" with the female corpse before, he did not lie to people with empty words, before coming, he did fight with a female corpse. In the end, he said: "I never thought that there would be such strange and terrifying things in this world. Such demons and monsters are simply not something that human beings can deal with. I got lucky with a corpse this time, and the next time I don't have it, or if I miss, how many people will die because of it? ”

"I want to ask Uncle Nine for the precautions, and if Uncle Nine allows it, I also want to learn from you how to deal with ghosts. I'm not for business, and I won't pass it on to other people in this world, but I can deal with such a demon, and if there is an accident, I can save myself and the people around me. I came in a hurry, and the gift was not thoughtful enough, please forgive me. ”

Lin Jiu is more face-saving, so Huang picked out a beautifully decorated jewelry pocket watch from the inventory in his storage space, took out a box from his chest, and pushed it to Uncle Jiu across the table.

Sure enough, Uncle Nine saw that it was such a tyrant thing, and felt that Huang was still very good in his later life. He said: "You want to learn the spell to deal with ghosts, this is also a good thing, but it is not easy to practice, you may have to hold on for a long time before you can gain something, can you leave your original career behind and concentrate on learning from me?" ”

Huang Dao: "I want to learn all kinds of taboos, restraint relationships and rituals with you first, I have a good memory, at least with these things, and then I encounter that kind of corpse, I don't have to use brute force to deal with it, I can have more targeted means." Other spells, how much can I learn, I learn things very quickly, and I may surprise Uncle Jiu. ”

"Oh? And this kind of thing? Lin Jiu smiled, "My two apprentices are always clumsy, this time I can deal with smart people, it's really gratifying." Since you are so confident, take the book and memorize it first to see how much you can remember. Follow me. ”

Simu raised his hand and said, "Wait, it turns out that you want to learn this kind of skill, you said it earlier!" This is basic knowledge, which any cultivator understands, senior brother, I have the cheats with me, you don't have to go into the house to get it. ”

He took out a yellow paper book from his package, threw it to Huang, and said, "Take it back and read it yourself, you say you have a good memory?" Then I'll see how much you can remember in three days. ”

When Uncle Nine saw this scene, he sat down as soon as his buttocks were raised.

Simu raised his hand and said, "Wait, it turns out that you want to learn this kind of skill, you said it earlier!" This is basic knowledge, which any cultivator understands, senior brother, I have the cheats with me, you don't have to go into the house to get it. ”

He took out a yellow paper book from his package, threw it to Huang, and said, "Take it back and read it yourself, you say you have a good memory?" Then I'll see how much you can remember in three days. ”

When Uncle Nine saw this scene, he sat down as soon as his buttocks were raised.

(End of chapter)