Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Giant Baby in the Pink Room
When the four "ghosts" came to Huang Shaoxing's dream, they couldn't believe their eyes, they originally thought that they would come to a pool of stagnant and stinky water, in which there were strange fat and bursting poisonous insects, or poisonous snakes swimming with rotten muscles hanging on bones and venomous glands still there; Or in a miasma-ridden jungle where mutant creatures with small bodies and swollen bodily fluids lurk, or monsters that like to sip human blood. But they were standing in a huge pink room.
In the middle of the room is an oversized pink crib. There was also a plastic doll that was oversized, oversized, overweight, wearing a pink belly pocket, and holding an old-fashioned round pink pacifier in its mouth.
The two cheeks of the doll are round and bulging hills, the doll's mouth is a warped goldfish mouth, the two eyes are a pair of oblique slits, and the eyebrows are uncoordinated thick black figure-eight eyebrows.
When the doll saw them coming in, she stretched out her lotus root-like arm and beckoned to them, and her voice sounded like an adult pretending to be a baby.
"Come and see the show!"
Everyone looked at each other, but Zhong Yin reacted quickly.
"Baby, what kind of play are you playing today?"
"I don't call it a baby, I call it 'no fun'."
"Why do you call it unproductive?" Aru thought the name was funny.
"Because my dad always said I wasn't promising."
"Who's your dad?"
"You don't know who my dad is? Do you want to watch the show? ”
The huge doll suddenly uttered a nonsensical remark.
"Don't go around in circles with him." Zhong Yin said.
"'It's not promising', we want to see the play 'Liu Yinyin's Disappearance'." Liu Kuan said.
"No interest" took out a piece of candy from his pocket, ate it headless and faceless, and licked every finger before he spoke,
"It's not even staged yet!"
"Do you know where it's playing?" Liu Kuan asked again.
"No interest" Hearing this, he licked his fingers halfway and suddenly stopped, crawling out of the crib like a spider head and foot, his movements were unusually fast and agile. He crawled in front of Liu Kuan, and even if he landed on all fours, his height was still about a meter higher than Liu Kuan. He looked down at Liu Kuan for a while, and stretched out the big hand of the giant spirit stained with sugar and saliva** Liu Kuan's face.
Liu Kuan wanted to take out an iron shovel.
"Don't move!" Zhong Yin said, "He seems to like you very much." ”
Liu Kuan had no choice but to endure his big hands that emitted the smell of baby saliva**.
"Are you Daddy?" Didn't ask for anything.
"It's not." Liu Kuan's words were said with bated breath.
"Then you will scold me for being unproductive?"
"No, it won't." Liu Kuan gritted his teeth and said.
"It's not promising!" Unexpectedly, with a sudden flick of the giant baby's fist, Liu Kuan flew out and hit the wall.
"Lao Liu, are you okay?" Zhong Yin asked.
Liu Kuan snorted, "It's okay." After saying that, he struggled to get up.
By this time, the giant baby had crawled in front of Aru, and his face was slammed with his big saliva hands.
"Excuse me," Aru said, squeezing through his teeth. "Can I hack him to death now?"
"Not yet!" Zhong Yin said.
"Are you my dad?" The giant baby asked again.
"Do you look like me?"
"It's not promising!" After speaking, he threw another punch and asked Ailu to go with Liu Kuan.
The giant baby quickly crawled in front of Liu Qibao again, and also used his big hand stained with saliva to ** his face.
"Excuse me," Liu Qibao said through gritted teeth, "can I shoot him now?" ”
"Wait!" Zhong Yin said.
"Are you my dad?"
"Yes!"
When the giant baby heard Liu Qibao's answer, he immediately smiled, grabbed him with both hands, and rubbed his face against him.
"He seems to be worse than us." Ailu said to Liu Kuan.
"Then you will scold me for being unproductive?" The giant baby continued to ask.
Liu Qibao was clamped by the giant baby's big hand like a vice, and he couldn't get out, thinking that as long as he answered this question incorrectly, he would definitely be crushed and "die". I was about to answer him, "I will." "Suddenly blessed to the soul,
"I won't, you will."
"That's right!"
As soon as the giant baby was happy, he actually stood up, jumped up, and landed heavily on the pink floor with a "bang", and the floor cracked in the middle, and the giant baby, Liu Qibao and Zhong Yin fell straight down from the cracked floor.