Twenty-four-eight, oh, old man!
"Yo, old man. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info something is wrong with you. Bubu looked at the monkey master treacherously: "What are you thinking about when you have a bad stomach?" ”
The monkey master closed his eyes and didn't speak, but the mental disturbance caused by the full opening of his ability directly blocked Bubu's ability.
"Hey...... I'm gone! ”
"Don't make a noise." The monkey master slowly opened his eyes at this time: "Someone wants to die, are you on or on me?" ”
When Bubu heard this, he became excited: "Who, who?" Who will die? Is there someone trying to hook up with my mom again? ”
"Maybe it's not just hooking up, even the little blue pill is ready."
"Then let's say okay, we have to solve it in the most arrogant way, we can't do it directly, it's boring."
Really, if Bubu is the daughter of the monkey master, even Ye Fei and the people who are most familiar with the monkey master will not feel that there is any problem, if they become such a little ghost, I am afraid that there is only one in this world.
"Those who are going to die will be alive."
"Is it okay to be half-dead?" Bubu tilted his head: "Let him live trembling for the rest of his life." ”
The monkey master nodded Bubu's nose: "Whoever marries you in the future will have bad luck." ”
After speaking, the monkey master made a phone call, and when Yinlong heard this, he immediately laughed: "Do you need my help?" ”
"You Japanese, it's so hard to talk, why don't you help me find you? Talking about life? The monkey master took the phone: "The first time I heard that the business was in a nightclub." ”
"I'll take care of it."
"Can you handle it better than I do?" Master Monkey was not polite at all: "But my little princess disagrees, she wants to have fun." Do you get the point? ”
"Understood."
Bubu glared: "Hmm...... Are you going to call it the underworld? ”
"Or else? Call the police? ”
Holding a little girl in one hand and dangling on the street, the monkey master is also leisurely, Xiao Wu is worried about eating, and Bubu is always a hundred thousand whys, but he will not be lonely.
"What does the underworld look like? I've never seen it. ”
"Wearing a suit, sunglasses, a tie, and carrying a briefcase. Be polite and polite when you see anyone, cross the street and wait for red lights, drink with a small glass, and take the initiative to turn down the volume when watching football at night. ”
"Huh?" Bubu was stunned: "But isn't it all shirtless, tattooed, and holding machetes on TV, and when you see anyone asking, 'Just ask you who is talking in Causeway Bay' and like to give yourself strange nicknames, and who is going to do it at every turn?" Then they're not the underworld, what are they? ”
"It's a stupid beep." Master Monkey smiled dryly: "It's no different from the kind of slut who says that she drinks, gets tattoos, swears, and has a boyfriend but is still a good girl." ”
Xiao Wu is no better than the monkey master and Bubu, she is tired when she walks, after all, she is still an ordinary person at a young age, she can follow the two monsters for so long is already enough for her, but now she finally can't walk, leading the monkey master to raise his head and whisper aggrievedly: "I...... I can't walk anymore. ”
The monkey master was stunned for a moment, bent down and smiled apologetically at her: "I forgot that you don't have such good physical strength." Come, I'll carry you. ”
In this way, Xiao Wu sat on the neck of the monkey master in horror...... This treatment is even envied and hated by Bubu, and this little girl has become the only person in the world who can ride on this old man's neck, which is much more remarkable than touching the tiger's buttocks.
"Xiao Wu Xiao Wu, let me tell you." Bubu looked at Xiao Wu enviously next to him and said, "What you did today, you can blow it for a lifetime when you grow up!" ”
"For ...... Why? ”
"Because you ride the neck of the king of the world, you can still drip the oil of the teppanyaki on his well-cared hair."
A shadow appeared from behind the monkey master and answered Xiao Wu's question for Bubu.
"Why are you here again?"
"I'm on vacation, the world locator I'm going to has been smashed and lost contact, and by the way, there's a team of elite assault infantry." Yuqing looked at the monkey master with a smile on her face, and her smile revealed a tacit understanding: "No, I still have a few days left on vacation, so it's okay to stay here for a vacation." ”
"You're in cahoots with 131?"
"What does it mean to be embarrassed." Yuqing picked up Bubu with her hand: "That's called a strong alliance." ”
"You let me go quickly, I told you that you are ****** you know? One look at your face tells you're a pervert. Bubu shouted on Yuqing's shoulder: "Touching the girl's body without permission is a crime!" ”
"Stop." The monkey master's eyes were horizontal, and Bubu suddenly became honest......
"So, you already know I did it?"
"I don't know." Yuqing shook her head: "All the pots are carried by the Time and Space Administration, but it's nothing, they are originally hostile forces, and dirty water is splashed." But you're in good shape, you've made your choice, right? Is it to be a god or a man? ”
The monkey master looked up at the pink and tender Xiao Wu and the bulging cloth, with a smile on his face but did not say a word.
Yuqing shrugged, the answer was already clear, he was a smart person, and he didn't ask any more. just quickly changed the subject: "I heard you call just now and say you want to help?" ”
"Somebody's going to sleep with her mother."
"Hahahaha, active or passive?"
"Passive, her mother isn't that hospitable." The monkey master tilted his head and said, "If I take the initiative, I won't be able to go." ”
Yuqing laughed: "She seems to be a little interesting to you." ”
"What do you mean?" The cheap-mouthed cloth took over again: "That's all sent to the door!" They all slept together. ”
"Others don't know, but I know your father......"
"Pseudo-, don't think I don't know what you guys are talking about behind your back."
"Hahahahaha......" Yuqing couldn't laugh: "Seriously, you should choose one." ”
"Damn, it's not your turn."
Yuqing tilted her head and said to Bubu, "See, he blushed." ”
"Really...... Really, really!! Blush, oh my God! Bubu's eyes widened in surprise: "How is this possible!" ”
The monkey master snorted coldly: "It's better for you to accept her as an apprentice, and then feed her fattening, to ensure that she is Jia Ling in the psionic realm." ”
"It's easy to say, you have to give up my real take."
"No, no, I still have to take care of this old man in my family, he has Alzheimer's, and no one can take care of him." Bubu waved his hand quickly: "So I don't want to be Jia Ling, let Xiao Wu go." ”
Xiao Wu tilted his head: "? ”
"Damn, little rabbit, you even dare to arrange it, right, you are bold enough!"
Bubu looked unruly: "Are you willing to beat me?" ”
"Wait! Go back and pack you. ”
Yuqing couldn't laugh anymore: "You also have today." (To be continued.) )