Two hundred and twenty-seven, meow meow?
The monkey master was sitting in his studio in the downtown area to watch cartoons with Bubu, and then turned his head to look at it, and found that the coordinate point actually fluctuated. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info He thought who had come back from the mission, but when he turned his head again, he found a little girl in ancient costume standing in that place looking back and forth with a confused face.
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Master Monkey got up from the sofa and looked around his little sister a few times: "Jiangang? No way? Damn, I'm going to find Wenbo. ”
"I ...... I ......"
Young Wu Zetian's tears swirled in his eyes, within a few days, this little bit could be regarded as experiencing a plot that ordinary people may not be able to experience in a lifetime, plus her mother who just died, although she was tenacious in her bones, but now she finally couldn't bear it, and then she was frightened by the monkey master, a guy with big pants and full of leg hair, and finally burst out uncontrollably.
"Auntie, grandma......" The monkey turned his head to look at Bubu, who was riding on the sofa and watching the excitement: "Hurry up and call your mother!" I can't stand this, how can I coax a child! ”
"Look at it, look at it, or I'll be okay, I don't need you to coax me at any time."
"Yes, yes, hello, hurry up and call your mother!"
A phone call was made, Dai Wei didn't know what was going on, she heard Bubu say on the phone was extremely serious, and thought that something was wrong at home, so she didn't even have time to hold a project meeting, so she hurriedly drove to the monkey master's place.
When I looked at it, I found that the matter was not small, after all, there was a big living person, but if you want to say how serious it is, in fact, it is not very serious, it is just a little girl crying, and the reason why she is anxious to get her back is that the old monkey can't coax people at all......
"Good baby, don't cry."
After all, a person who has been a mother, the skill of coaxing the child is quite in place, although this little girl looks like something is wrong everywhere, but in the end she is just a little girl of a few years old, and she whispered softly with the smell of a mother, and soon fell asleep in her arms.
"Where's the little girl? It's pretty good. ”
"I don't know." Master Monkey stretched out his hand: "It just appeared so suddenly." ”
"Do you want to call the police?"
"It's good that the alarm can be handled." The monkey master hugged his knees on the sofa, and only took out the cotton ball in his ear when he spoke: "No trick, let's ask when she wakes up." ”
Dai Wei saw that the child in his arms was smelly and dirty, and felt that this was not a solution, so he simply didn't bother to go back to the company, and directly dragged the monkey master and Bubu back to the house.
After going back, she pushed the monkey master to the kitchen: "You go and get some delicious food for the child, and I'll go take a bath and change her clothes." ”
"You're really meticulous."
"Whoever has been a mother, how can you understand a rough man."
Dai Wei carried Xiao Wu Zetian, who had been weighing more than twenty pounds, to the bathroom with a smile on his face, and took a bath for her very carefully, while Bubu leaned against the kitchen door and looked at the monkey who was chopping vegetables and sighed.
"You're sighing." The monkey master turned around and stuffed a slice of cheese into Bubu's mouth: "Look at your virtue." ”
"You did a good thing, now my mother is occupied by another beautiful little girl, who do you want me to reason with, it's because of me, if you want to change a little girl, I would have been sitting on the ground and playing tricks." Bubu pouted: "Give me another slice." ”
"Go, go, go." The monkey master drove away the cloth that rubbed over like a fly, and then began to light the hot pot: "Let me tell you, this little girl is a little wrong, look at the clothes and ruyi locks on her body should be Sui and Tang style." Now I'm going to test your knowledge of history, who was the most controversial emperor in the Sui and Tang dynasties. ”
"I know, I know, Tang Zhongzong Li Xian! He is the emperor, his father is the emperor, his brother is the emperor, his son is the emperor, his nephew is the emperor, and his mother is also the emperor! ”
Master Monkey patted his head: "I can't teach you anymore, get out." ”
"Bah...... You're a turtle grandson. ”
"Give me a cheap mouth, I'll beat you." The monkey master turned around and pinched Bubu's face: "You don't go to inquire about what happened to the last person who dared to scold Lao Tzu." ”
"It hurts...... Pain Pain ......"
Originally, I wanted to teach this open-mouthed little rabbit cub a lesson, but seeing her pitiful appearance, the monkey master still couldn't bear it, so he could only turn around silently and continue to cook.
But the little rabbit cub is born to be a sultry thing, and she hasn't been cleaned up yet, she turned her head and poked the monkey master with her fingers behind her: "Na, who do you say that little girl will be." ”
"I don't know."
"Analyze it, aren't you bragging that you're particularly powerful and omniscient."
"Damn, I didn't clean you up, you have itchy skin."
Bubu spread out his hands and looked helpless: "Adults are like this, they usually say how powerful they are, and as soon as they are exposed, they start to splash, which is really boring." ”
Master Monkey was really laughed at by this little rabbit cub, and while fiddling with the contents of the pot, he sneered: "Don't force me." ”
"Ouch, I'm still forcing you, you're embarrassed. If you don't know, you don't know, it's already been said, whoever uses the ability first is the puppy. ”
It's really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs, looking at the world, even Nai Feitian can't dare to talk to the monkey master like this, Jiangang is already open-mouthed, but in the monkey master, he has to hug and talk, but he was squeezed by a little rabbit cub in this place, and the monkey master felt that if he didn't take some skills to come out and deter her today, I was afraid that he would not be able to live in the future.
"Listen up." Master Monkey cleared his throat: "When she was crying just now, she shouted a few words, although she couldn't really hear it, but it was a bit like the Shaanxi dialect." And from the clothes on her body, it can be seen that the era in which she lived was at the end of the Sui Dynasty or the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, you see her outfit ah big sleeves, robes, drapes, three stacks of flat clouds, the upper part is slightly wider This is a typical Sui Dynasty attire, and after the Tang Dynasty, because of the development of the northern nomads and the Silk Road, the clothing style began to change, the Huns, Khitans, Uighurs and even Persia and India will have an influence on the Tang Dynasty costumes at that time, it is recorded in the "An Lushan Deeds", Tianbao Chu, Guiyou Shishu good clothes and hats, The woman swayed with her hairpins, and the sleeves of her clothes were narrow. So we can judge from her clothes that this girl is a little girl in the last years of the Sui Dynasty or the early Tang Dynasty. ”
"Wow...... Keep going. ”
Then, she had a Shaanxi accent. Where is Shaanxi? It is the base camp of the Guanlong Group, which is a collection of families in Guanzhong, Shaanxi Province and Longshan, Gansu Province. This group was at the top of society in the Western Wei Dynasty, Northern Zhou Dynasty, Sui Dynasty, and Tang Dynasty, and there were twelve generals of eight great families in this group, and Li Yuan, the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was the grandson of Li Hu of the Lower Six Pillars of the Pillar State at that time. This girl is definitely from an aristocratic background, why? Did you see the jade Ruyi on her neck? This isn't something that can be hung up casually. In this way, our identity is determined to be a noble child in the late Sui or early Tang Dynasty, and then we have to determine the time, how to determine it, you can look at her shoes, the flowers on the saffron small cloth shoes, this is a pattern that only existed after the establishment of the Tang Dynasty, because Li Yuan has Hu blood, so this pattern is the pattern of ethnic minorities. ”
"And who is she? You haven't said it yet, it's useless to say something. Bubu squinted at the monkey master: "I don't understand a bunch of." ”
"I don't know exactly who it is. Even a hint would do. ”
Bubu pouted, took out a string of small bells from his pocket and put them in front of the monkey master, this bell looks like a decoration on the child's body, it should be a talisman or something like a gift from the elders of the family, the belt that ties the bell is silk, and the top shows a martial character with a white line.
"She fell off her body, and she just picked it up at the bathroom door."
The monkey master took the bell and stared at the martial character for a while, then silently raised his head and muttered: "Damn, isn't it Wu Cao......"
Sure enough, although he didn't have the ability, the monkey master's judgment was still very strong, and when the little girl was clean and wearing the old clothes of the cloth cloth and was carried out by Dai Wei, the monkey master was basically sure that this little girl would not be someone else. Why? No, there were thousands of nobles in the early Tang Dynasty, but I am afraid that the only one who can show her charm at the age of three or four is Wu Meiniang, or Li Shimin, an old thing like this, can deliberately give her a name? Don't blow it or black, look at the names of Li Shimin's concubines, which one doesn't give people a sense of randomness of "Oh, then call it that", but this martial artist is full of charm.
"What a pretty little girl." Dai Wei hugged the little girl and refused to let go, obviously liking it very much: "It's fragrant, it's better than my cloth." ”
"Mom, I'm very unhappy when you say that, don't say that in front of me, girls, everyone thinks they are the most beautiful in the world, okay, you will lose your baby like this."
"Haha." Dai Wei was very happy, she hugged Xiao Wumei to the chair, and then pushed the delicious food made by the monkey master in front of her: "What I said is the truth." ”
Bubu pouted, shook his head and pointed at Dai Wei and said to the monkey master: "Take care of it!" Pipe! Rapid Tube !! ”
The monkey master sat next to him and crossed Erlang's legs: "****." ”
"My life is so bitter...... Bubu lay on the table: "Dad doesn't kiss, mother doesn't love." With the new person, forget the old person......"
Dai Wei glanced at the nonsense cloth, and then sat next to Xiao Wumei and spoke softly, the little thing was still very scared at first, but in the end, it was the future empress, three years old, she quickly calmed down, quietly glanced at the monkey master, and then hugged the plate and hid behind Dai Wei and devoured it.
"Poor one, I don't know how many sins I have suffered, and I am starving like this." Dai Wei touched her head distressedly: "Eat slowly, there are more." ”
The monkey master sighed and said to Dai Wei, "Do you know who this head you touched is?" ”
Dai Wei snorted and laughed: "What? Who else could it be? Isn't she just a little girl? ”
"Oh, yes. It's just a little girl. The monkey master nodded: "But this little girl, if she grows up in her original place, she will become one of the most famous emperors in the history of the world, and if you touch her head like this, you will be beheaded all over the house." ”
Dai Wei's hand stiffened for a moment, and then he sighed disapplausively: "I know nonsense." ”
Seeing that she didn't believe it, the monkey master smiled, walked next to Xiao Wumei, and coughed: "What's your father's name?" ”
Xiao Wumei was very afraid of the monkey master, her body trembled, her mouth pouted, and she was about to cry, but fortunately, Dai Wei hugged her, and then pushed the monkey master aside: "Go go, scare the child." ”
Then, she hugged Xiao Wumei and asked softly, "Tell my aunt, who is in your family?" ”
"Father, mother, two older brothers, and older sister!"
The monkey master nodded with his hands behind his back: "You ask her, what is her father's name." ”
"Samurai Tong"
Hey...... Hey...... Hey...... Really.
The monkey master was so happy, he smiled and circled around Xiao Wumei a few times: "Tut-tut, it's amazing, it's amazing." ”
Dai Wei squinted at him: "Less yin and yang scare children, no matter how many queens of the generation, she is younger than Bubu now." ”
"Providence." The monkey master's face finally became normal, sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette, and said in a very normal tone: "Actually, I have always felt very sorry for Wu Zetian, looking at her information, in fact, you can see that this girl is pitiful." (To be continued.) )