One by one,, can you please let me go?
"I've been chasing you for years, it's okay anyway, I'll come and see you when I feel it, I can't beat you anyway. I didn't expect you to be so fierce, it turns out that you are not like this, you used to spoil me. ”
"Why do I spoil you? You're not crazy, are you? ”
"No, it's true...... In the past, when you saw me coming, you would smile and say 'Hey, Dina, long time no see' or 'Would you go to dinner in the evening?' and you used to bring me the world's souvenirs when you were on a mission and I hunted you! You see, that's what you brought me on Earth. Dina showed her wrist, and there was a string of 925 silver bracelets that were very cheap at first glance, and the price would not exceed 100 yuan by sight: "Then you had a girlfriend, and then you disappeared." ”
"I'm asking how you found me!"
"I'm a Star Spirit Bounty Hunter!"
"What does it matter?" The monkey master looked dazed: "You bounty hunter and find my hairy connection." ”
"Bounty hunter, alas! I specialize in catching wanted criminals in parallel worlds for bounties, of course, I have the ability to travel through the world, and you also gave me your exclusive locator, as long as your ability is activated, I can find you, but because there is an error, it will be twelve sundial hours apart, that is, twenty earth hours. Dina chattered and beeped: "But you are so fierce, and you don't remember me, I am so sad......"
Master Monkey rolled his eyes, I don't even know you, you look like you're very familiar with me, I didn't kill you, I'm already in a good mood today, okay......
"I've been looking for you for years, and last time I felt your ability to activate and went to Earth. But that's all you can find. Dina shook off the rag again: "They all say you're dead, but I think you're so hard." I'm sure I'm not going to die, so I'm going to make money and ask around for news from you. Later, I thought you were dead, so I left this flag with me as a souvenir, but yesterday, my sensor suddenly rang, and I saw that it was you! I ran out without makeup, across three parallel worlds, you know my walkthrough device can be charged for months at a time, I didn't expect it at the time, and then I found out that I didn't come here with full energy. Now I have to stay here for at least a few months, now I'm so hungry, but you are still so fierce, I must be very unhappy, how can you bully me, I am a Star Spirit A-level bounty hunter, do you know how many people in our alliance want to be good to me, I don't want to, I can have thousands of troops to arrest you with a word! So you hurry up and ......"
"Shut up!"
"You murder me......"
The monkey master's head is about to explode, this grandson ...... No. It's a granddaughter. There is no ventilation in a mouth, **** chatter is just a stack of words, the monkey really can't bear it...... I can't bear it.
"How can you murder me, you said it before. No matter what happens, you're going to cover me, I can't go back now, and I don't have anything to eat. I forgot to bring a communicator and couldn't find someone to pick me up, just to come and see you. But you're still murdering me...... How did you become like this, you really weren't like this before. You used to be very gentle, and your girlfriend was very beautiful, and I was jealous for a long time, but because your girlfriend was very good, I just thought about it, but you ......."
"......" the monkey squatted on the ground and covered his head with his hands: "Quiet for a few minutes, please." ”
"Okay."
Dina covered her mouth with her hand, the monkey really felt that she was going crazy, at the beginning, I thought she would be a cool killer or something, this mouth directly shattered the monkey's defense, I can't stand it...... I really can't stand it, this chatter will never stop, the lethality is stronger than nuclear weapons, okay?
But just as the monkey master was about to ask her a question, she suddenly let out a sigh: "Suffocate me, let me tell you, the Bounty Hunters Association has put you on the invalid list, and no bounty hunters will look for you in the future." But I'm really hungry now, I haven't eaten all day, and I was attacked by a bunch of monsters last night, but their intensity is so low, I can get rid of it in three minutes. Wait a minute, I suddenly thought, what happened to you three years ago, why did you suddenly disappear, and see if you seem to have started to go on missions again, it's really great! Is your girlfriend here? I miss her, although she is very unwilling, but she is really a good match for you, I tell you, oh, you might as well quietly come and join the star spirit, we star spirit, secretly say oh, polygamy is allowed, because our fertility rate is too low, so not only do we encourage polygamy but also encourage interracial marriage, so ah...... If you have ......"
"Ahh......h
The monkey screamed, pulled out his legs and ran away......
"Alas! Wait for me! Wait for me. ”
The monkey runs, and the girls chase. I don't know if it's because of the hunter's professional skills, no matter how the monkey master runs, she can actually keep up, even if it is hidden, she can accurately appear behind the monkey master after two minutes, especially naughty blow at his ears, and then continue to talk about those short in the parents.
It's really.,Including the bounty hunters who have received a lot of orders in the recent period.,There are a lot of smugglers in many worlds.,And where have you cracked the smuggling case of people in another world.,And then I sighed and said that the girl with rabbit ears is ugly.,It's not beautiful at all.,The most perfect thing is the human form.。
The monkey master was really tossed to death by her, and finally plunged into the small bunker: "Close the door!" Locked! Lock-!! ”
With that, he slipped into the safe and locked the door of the safe......
Jiangang, who was eating, glanced at him blankly, and then said to the whale shark next to him who was also eating: "Don't worry about him, he has a psychotic offense again." ”
"No, I have to ask what's going on, I've never seen him so panicked."
Just when the whale shark was hesitating to ask the monkey master, there was a sudden muffled sound from the gate outside, and the gate that could resist nuclear bombs was carried in the hands of a beautiful little girl.
She looked at the door in her hand, pouted and threw it out, then walked in with a big grin and looked around: "Aha, this is your stronghold here, so small." Are these all your men? Alas? It's so weak, your girlfriend? These girls are ugly, how can you bring them out. ”
In fact, some people may not have any malicious intent, but they just don't know how to speak, and they don't say anything about offending people with one mouth, and when they encounter a temper, they are basically looking for a beating.
The girl in the house was actually confused, this monkey master went out for a walk and actually brought back a broken mouth that captivated the country and the city, what kind of special talent is this?
What's more, this broken mouth is too annoying, the enemy is so small, his subordinates are so weak, and the girl is so ugly. This simply offends all the people here, right......
So although the whale shark was also furious, Jian Gang, who was more irritable than her, had already stood up and threw the thing in his hand to the ground: "What the are you talking about!" ”
"Ah, I said it's so small here, you're so weak and ugly. Babble~~~ I really don't know how my brother chose you as his subordinate, his girlfriend doesn't know how much more beautiful than you. ”
"Oops...... Oops......" Jiangang pinched the clothes on his chest: "I'm so angry, if I don't beat you to death today, count me as garbage." ”
After saying that, she jumped up and flew towards the unobstructed girl, but Dia obviously didn't take it seriously, and lifted the short Jiangang upside down with a casual hand...... One hand was lifted upside down, and it directly blocked her powerful kick, and he didn't even shake it.
"it!" Jian Gang covered the hem of his clothes with both hands, not letting his underwear be exposed: "What kind of monster is this?" ”
"Let her go!" The whale shark had already taken out a gun and pointed it at Dia, who was smiling hippie: "One last warning." ”
"This kind of gun, it's been eliminated for a long time, the seventh generation is already in use in the Star Spirit, and you are still using the second generation." Dia took out the weapon from her waist and pulled a button, and in the blink of an eye, she was covered with a layer of armor, and the huge gun did not seem obtrusive at all, but fit her current size very well: "This is the latest offensive and defensive weapon, ...... This is so advanced. ”
She suddenly noticed the combat uniform Ye Fei was wearing in the wheelchair: "This is quite high-grade." ”
Jian Gang fluttered his legs helplessly: "Let me down!" Hurry up or I'll beat you up. Monkey, you are paralyzed! Come out, Lao Tzu was bullied. ”
As soon as the words fell, Dia's body suddenly flew upside down, her expression under the mask was full of astonishment, and when she landed, she realized that her ichthyosaur brother had come out and dealt her a very heavy blow.
The left waist of the armor is damaged, the protection is gone, the power source is gone, and the weapon is damaged...... With a single blow, the armor of the Star Spirit High Hunter was wiped out, and he really lived up to his reputation as the King of Destruction.
But then came the trouble......
"Alright, stop crying."
Looking at Dia, who was crying like a dead father while stuffing something into her mouth, it was Jiangang who was bullied just now who comforted her......
Now Jiangang is very happy, she finally found a stupid B who is lower than her EQ, that kind of intelligence superiority makes her extra tolerant, seeing Dia who was taught a lesson and broke her equipment, she didn't mention how gentle she was, not only took the initiative to give her food, but also sat next to her and complained that the monkey master should not be so fierce to a beautiful girl, which made the monkey master very embarrassed.
"Good boy, what else do you want to eat, my sister will bring it to you, don't cry."
"That ......," Dia cried, pointing to a pack of good-looking snacks before continuing to cry like a dog.
"Look at you!" Jian Gang walked up to the monkey master who was squatting next to him and ate instant noodles and kicked his ass: "Such a beautiful girl, you can't bear to do it?" You're still not human, you're still not a man! ”
"...... You owe a beating, don't you? ”
"Okay, okay, you don't have to worry about it." Jian Gang raised an eyebrow at him: "Leave it to me." ”
She returned to Dia with snacks and tissues, and gently wiped her tears: "Sister, how old are you?" ”
"One hundred and twenty-seven."
"......" (To be continued.) )