Chapter 308: Immortal Master Goes Crazy
Xiong Da called: "Hey! White Sacrifice Song? You don't need to ask me who I am, you just need to know that the doll is in our hands. Within one hour, you can make up enough 20 million, and you are not allowed to call the police, otherwise, we will tear up the ticket...... Ah......h
The immortal master couldn't hold back again and kicked over.
Also 20 million!
Who can make 20 million in the middle of the night?
Isn't this pushing the White Sacrifice Song to a dead end?
Once Bai Xiege called the police, this matter would be considered Huang Ding.
Xiong Er's mind flashed with inspiration, and he whispered disdain at Xiong Da: "Boss, we're not here to ask for money!" Asking for money is just a pretense! Your cleverness and martial arts, after experiencing this incident, have greatly discounted in my heart. Quick, give me my phone, I'll do it! ”
The immortal master finally showed a satisfied smile, the son can be taught!
Xiong Er snatched the phone over, and was encouraged by the smile of the immortal master, and suddenly wanted to fly to the rhythm of the sky. He shouted into the phone: "Bai Xige, that was my boss just now, and he has a bit of a problem with his brain. We're not asking for 20 million. Don't worry. As a kidnapper, we must have the qualities of a kidnapper. ”
Bai Xige was anxious: "Hey, how much do you want, tell me quickly." Also, why does Xiaoxiao keep crying? Don't hurt her. How much do you really cost? Tell me! ”
Xiong Er looked at the Immortal Master.
The immortal master groaned for a long time and stretched out two fingers.
Xiong Er's face looked clear and clear, and the words were round and sonorous: "Two hundred yuan!" Couldn't be less! One less point, and we'll tear ...... Ah......h
He also screamed, followed in the footsteps of the bear, and was kicked away by the immortal master.
The immortal master was speechless, these two people practiced a special secret method, practicing the exercises hurt the brain, the IQ was less than eighty, and they were completely brainless.
If it weren't for her good skills, she came in a hurry and lacked manpower, she would never have taken these two fools with her.
"I've got to do everything myself! I'm one of the Seven Great Immortal Masters of the Lunatic Cult, okay? Can you please save me some snacks? Two wastes! ”
The immortal master re-dialed Bai Saige's phone and said, "Two hundred thousand, give you an hour to prepare." Don't call the police, when you're ready, wait for me to call and deliver the money to my designated location! ”
She hung up the phone and turned it off.
The matter over there is done with the White Sacrifice Song, but the matter here is still a mess.
The doll cried long and short, piercing and loud, in the middle of the night, and spread far away.
Someone upstairs was already throwing something down and complaining: "What are you crying in the middle of the night?" Someone dead in the house? Still don't let people sleep? ”
The immortal master frowned, threw the child to Xiong Da, and said impatiently: "Hurry up, find a way to shut her up!" ”
Xiong Da glared at the panda and smiled: "Immortal Master, don't worry, wrap it up on me, I'm an expert in this matter!" ”
The immortal master didn't bother to take care of him, sat down in front of the dresser again, picked up the eyebrow pencil, and traced and traced, carefully, so as not to draw the repaired willow leaf eyebrows.
At this moment, a roar suddenly sounded from behind, almost like thunder!
Xiong Er held the baby, Xiong Da glared at a pair of bull's eyes, raised his slap high, and there was a charm pasted in the slap, glaring at the baby and roaring: "Shut up!" Cry again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you with a five-thunder god palm! ”
The immortal master shook in fright.
The eyebrow pencil not only spent, but also almost blinded a Danfeng eye!
She really couldn't help it this time.
Rush over and grab the bear by the collar, shoot the bow left and right, and slap hard!
Bang Bang ......
The action is almost dazzling. The bear's big face was beaten like a monkey's buttocks, red and swollen!
The immortal master gritted his teeth and scolded while fighting: "Shut up!" Make you cry again! Let you have five thunder god palms! Let you hack this and kill that......"
Ten minutes!
This time it took 10 minutes!
Xiong Er nodded and said cautiously beside him: "Master Immortal, don't fight, he ...... He's been knocked unconscious by you......"
The immortal master let go of his hand and kicked the bear out two meters away, then he clapped his hands and took a deep breath, feeling a little more comfortable.
Xiong Er hugged the baby with a sad face: "Master Immortal, this doll ...... How...... How to deal with it? ”
Immortal Master: "I care about you?" Give you three minutes, let me hear the cry again, and I'll beat you to death!" ”
Xiong Er asked, "Otherwise, I'll strangle this little thing directly?" ”
The immortal master sneered: "Whatever! As long as you dare. Or as long as you can hide it from the Master. The canons of the Lunatic Cult will not punish you. ”
Xiong Er shrunk his neck, trembling with fright, and muttered in a low voice: "The sect leader is also strange, the Lunatic Worship Sect only has one rule, that is, it is not allowed to harm children under the age of three...... Why is that? ”
The immortal master said impatiently: "What are you chirping? Hurry up and find a way to coax her! ”
Xiong Er grimaced and shook again...... I tried my best, but the baby cried more and more.
There was no way to do this, so he ran to the immortal master: "Immortal master, immortal master, do you think this doll will be hungry?" Why don't you feed her something? ”
The immortal master gave him a blank look: "Then feed it, what are you looking for me?" ”
Xiong Er glanced at the towering chest of the immortal master, as if there was a knife on the white and tender chest, and hurriedly lowered his head, looked at his nose and nose, and twisted and pinched his heart, and whispered: "Master Immortal, in the middle of the night, where to find food for her." Or...... You...... You feed her some milk......"
The immortal master was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth again, slapped it over, and roared wildly: "The old lady hasn't even touched a man, where did she get the milk to feed her?!" ”
Xiong Er covered his face and said aggrievedly: "Immortal Master, actually...... Actually, I mean just give it to her...... Comfort this little doll first......"
At that moment, the door was slammed.
The people outside shouted: "What a fuss! Still don't let people sleep? In the middle of the night, believe it or not, Lao Tzu called the police! ”
Upstairs he started throwing bottles and swearing.
There is no one in the neighborhood who does not complain.
The immortal master hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth, and glared at Xiong Er fiercely.
Xiong Er was very smart this time and hurriedly turned around.
The immortal master pulled down the belly pocket inside, revealing a snow-white and beautiful white rabbit. Then he stuffed the head of the white rabbit into the baby's mouth, and said that it was strange that this daughter of the ten evil people was really different from ordinary people.
When I was born, I didn't cry or make trouble, and when I saw Lin Qianqian, I knew how to ask for a hug, and I smiled happily when I was kissed.
Born prematurely at less than a month, her body and bones are healthier than those healthy babies.
The little milk baby stopped crying suddenly, but the white rabbit who sucked the immortal master vigorously. The immortal master who sucked was red-faced and red-eared, and he was infinitely shy.
The immortal master changed his finger and put it to her mouth, and the little milk baby suddenly cried again. It's amazing to know the truth and the fake at such a young age.
"Oh, grandma, why are you so strong, I suck it to death......"
"Ah...... Oh...... It's so itchy...... This immortal master has been guarding himself like jade for more than 20 years, but he didn't expect that the goddess would be wantonly sucked by your little milk baby...... Alas, how can you let this immortal master explain to my husband in the future......"
The immortal master went back to the room, just holding the little milk baby, and an hour later, the original pink and tender little bit was sucked ruddy and swollen a little.
Her eyes were hollow, looking ahead, her mind wandered stupidly, her pretty face was slightly red for a while, her eyes were silky for a while, and the spring was blurred for a while...... I don't know what to think about anymore.
She didn't know that Bai Xiege was coming to send money outside, Xiong Daxiong Er's bundle of Bai Sailing Ge, Bai Sailing Song screamed and struggled, and some neighbors couldn't bear it anymore and broke into the door......
The immortal master finally came back to his senses.
She instructed Xiong Daxiong Er: "Take the white sacrifice song to the abandoned factory in the eastern suburbs." ”
As for himself, he was smiling, jumping out of the window directly, flying eaves and walking on the wall, a red dress was like an elf and a ghost in the night, beautiful and strange!