Chapter 31 It's hard to be a human being, and it's even harder to be a ghost
Liu Qibao returned to the world as a ghost and an "entity" for the first time, and only then did he deeply realize that all the words that Tong Ling had said to him before were true. It should even be said that describing only a tenth of the real situation is actually much more difficult than she narrates.
Take walking, the most common activity in daily life, who can't walk, except for people with disabilities or functional impairments (sorry first, no derogatory meaning, just a descriptive need)? People fall to the ground, first learn to climb, then walk, and walk all their lives, until they suffer from hip arthritis, knee arthritis, and finally can't walk. But the ghost is different. Why do the legendary ghosts walk against the wall? Because the ghosts are weak in the sun, they must walk against the wall. Some ghost movies and ghost stories describe ghosts as having no feet, but in fact, they are false! Ghosts have feet! It's just that the closer you get to the ground, due to the influence of the earth's qi, the information of the ghost body is disturbed, so it seems that the feet are gone, and there are actually feet, but they are blurred, and of course they are powerless to walk.
Let's talk about the wind. In the same ghost story and ghost movie, the ghost floats in and away, as if it is very elegant and smart. In fact, "ghost floating" is not so simple. First of all, it is difficult to control, you see that the ghost in the movie is very easy to drift horizontally, and if the power control is not good, it becomes "diagonally floating" or "drifting horizontally" (the body is floating horizontally, and horizontal movement is not the same), there are heads in front and feet in front, and even like Liu Qibao was clumsy at the beginning, and often became "floating upside down". As for ghosts flying or even flying with scholars, it is purely because the screenwriter's brain is extraordinary. The ghost is "floating", it is not called flying, it also has difficulties in control, and if it is not good to float, it will become a catkins swinging with the wind. And C919 has a maximum load limit, and the fluttering beautiful female ghost can drag the fallen scholar to fly over half of the forest? I'm afraid that only female ghosts who have cultivated to the realm of ghosts and immortals can do it.
The words were boring, Liu Qibao, accompanied by Zhong Yin, returned to the Yang world as a ghost, which was not smooth at first, for the reasons mentioned above. Fortunately, under Zhong Yin's patient guidance, Liu Qibao quickly mastered the essentials of "floating", and his actions were more convenient and fast. Man is a strange animal, and women are especially strange and enigmatic. If you want to say that Zhong Yin was so patient before, don't preach the second time, the first time you can't teach, you can pull it down! It's polite not to beat you. But since he and Liu Qibao kissed only a little bit in the soul coffin, although it is not as obedient as it can be, but at least it is much gentle, the problem is that Zhong Yin is one point better to Liu Qibao, and Liu Qibao has one more scruples.
After Liu Qibao learned to "float", Zhong Yin took his hand and floated around. Liu Qibao's heart with a ghost is also vain, and he doesn't know how to open his mouth to Zhong Yin, or Zhong Yin asked him first.
"Liu Qibao, where are you going to start?"
"Of course, it starts with important stakeholders." Liu Qibao said.
Zhong Yin glanced at him, "The ex-wife said that the ex-wife, what is the important relationship." ”
"Hmm." The key to men's old tricks is vague.
"You lead the way." Zhong Yin said.
Liu Qibao peeked at Zhong Yin, and couldn't tell whether he was happy or not, so he was vigilant in his heart.
It's still too slow to float around like this,
"Gee, when is it going to be at this speed?"
"I'm more anxious than you,...... There is still more than half of the way, what to do? Zhong Yin, why don't we fight? ”
"Do you have a QQ wallet now?"
"Nope." Liu Qibao hung his head.
"In that movie—"
"Ahh Zhong Yin suddenly slapped his head, "Why did I forget to have this method?" ”
"Is there a way?" Liu Qibao was also happy.
"Yes!" Zhong Yin said categorically.
"Liu Qibao, you look at me, close your eyes, concentrate on where you are going, and then open your eyes, you are here, understand?" Zhong Yin finished speaking in a row.
"It's as simple as that?" Liu Qibao asked.
"Yes, the point is to concentrate, look here, close your eyes...... Engrossed...... Have you thought about it? ”
"I've figured it out."
Liu Qibao opened his eyes again. The trick was really good, and they teleported to a strange room.
"Liu Qibao, where is this? Why are there colored lights running around in the room? ”
“……”
"Huh? Why is there a leather rope on this chair? ”
“……”
"Liu Qibao! You're looking for death! ”
In the alley behind the hotel, Zhong Yin asked,
"Does it still hurt?"
Liu Qibao, who covered one eye, shook his head.
"I said what did you men do, they all burned their eyebrows, and you still want to do that kind of thing?"
"It was you who said, 'Look at you, watch you'!"
Zhong Yin burst out laughing, not angry.
"Okay, there's no time, it's almost dawn, hurry up and think again, don't look at me this time, think about the neighborhood where your ex-wife lives, quick, have you thought about it?"
Liu Qibao thought about it, and also teleported to a certain community, but it was not the community where Liu Qibao's ex-wife lived.
"I'm really convinced of you, you don't even know where your ex-wife lives?"
"No, he's going to live with the when we're separated,...... Why does every neighborhood look the same here? ”
"Yes, who in their family is the most unforgettable and unforgettable? Think fast! ”
They went to a room where a man and a woman were asleep on the bed.
"Have you arrived?" Although the person on the bed couldn't hear it, Zhong Yin still subconsciously lowered his voice.
Liu Qibao nodded.
"Hey, why is your ex-wife so old?"
"That's my mother-in-law."
"You-"
"Shhhhhhhhh "Next door."
They arrived at Xiang Yunying's room. Xiang Yunying's face on the bed was thin and haggard, as if she had just cried, and there were still tears on her face. Liu Qibao couldn't bear it when he saw the boss in his heart, so he thought of waking up Yunying by the bedside, comforting her a few words, and then asking if there were any clues left before his daughter disappeared.
Zhong Yin grabbed Liu Qibao back.
"What do you want to do?"
"I'm going to wake her up."
"You woke her up? You want to scare her to death? What's more, you're a ghost now, how do you wake him up? ”
"Then how can I talk to her?"
"Gotta call her dream soul out."
"What do you call it?"
"Neither will I."
"You won't?"
"Lie to you, I have a magic weapon. Here. ”
Chung Yin took out something that looked like a gacha, and when he pulled it to the sides, a pink bubble appeared. Chung Ying placed the bubbles on the bed, and the bubbles grew bigger and bigger until they enclosed the whole bed.
"This is the Dream Soul Room."
"Why is it called such a weird name as 'Talking Room'?" Liu Qibao asked.
"Does it matter? Japanese goods. ”
"Later, you go inside, call your ex-wife's name three times, and your ex-wife's dream spirit will come out to meet you."
"Chung Yin ......"
"What?"
"Thank you."
"Alright, let's go inside, finding your daughter is more important than anything else."
Liu Qibao was about to enter the pink bubble. Chung Yin stopped him.
"Wait, you remember, the dream soul is confused, you have to talk to her to the point, don't go around in circles with her."
"Got it...... Chung Yin. ”
"Huh?"
"Where are you going?"
"I'll go to the living room and watch TV."
"Oh...... Don't wake up the elderly.
"Long-winded, I'm not going to mute it."