Chapter 293: Fat Man
"What bad luck!"
The fat man's face was cloudy, and a pair of small mung bean-like eyes were spinning. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Bang dang!
The door of the bus opened, and a female ghost dressed in white walked into the car.
"Just find an empty seat and sit down." The driver said to the female ghost and started the car.
"Damn stupid pen, in order to make some money, even ghosts dare to take it." The fat man scolded the driver unhappily, his eyes narrowed into slits, pretending that he was sleeping, but his eyes peeked through the gaps, quietly observing the female ghost.
At the same time, in his heart, he kept praying, hoping that the female ghost would not sit in the empty seat next to him.
Originally, there was a passenger in the seat next to the fat man, but the fat man's snoring was too loud, and the passenger couldn't stand it, so he ran to sit in another vacant seat.
The white-clothed female ghost wore her hair scattered, her pale face turned left and right, and then, a little stiffly, sat on the seat next to the fat man, only half a meter away from the fat man's aisle, and a burst of cold breath suddenly came to her face.
"Nima!" The fat man shuddered, cursed unhappily in his heart, moved his ass as far away from the female ghost as possible, reached into his clothes with one hand, and tightly pinched something hanging on his chest.
A pair of mung bean-like eyes turned, the fat man showed an innocent smile on his face, touched Li Qing with his elbow, and said, "Hey buddy, I'm too fat, it's very uncomfortable to sit in the car, and I can't sleep all the time." You see, let's change our seats, and I'll sit by the window, so that when I can't sleep, I can still look at the night and taste the quaint charm of singing to the moon. And you can also get closer to the girl, as the saying goes, the building near the water gets the moon first. ”
The fat man squeezed his eyes at Li Qing, and glanced vaguely at the female ghost next to him, revealing a "you know" look.
Li Qing was slightly stunned, and then, a trace of coldness hung on the corner of his mouth, this dead fat man actually cheated him, obviously because the female ghost was sitting next to him, he was afraid of death, but in order to be able to change his seat away from the female ghost, he deliberately found some reason for.
Can't sleep?
So who snores the loudest in the entire carriage?
And what's even more odious is that in order to increase the probability of success in changing positions, this dead fat man deliberately induced Li Qing to hook up with female ghosts, saying that the building near the water will get the moon first.
If Li Qingzhen is an ordinary person who is a womanizer, it is likely that under the instigation of the fat man, he will take the initiative to provoke female ghosts with good self-feeling, so as to bear cause and effect and find his own death!
Looking at the hypocritical smile on the fat man's face, Li Qing's gaze became even colder. This fat man harms others at will, and he is not a good bird.
Li Qing's eyes flashed, and an innocent smile appeared on his face: "Change positions?" No problem. ”
"Okay, little brother, I wish you to get the girl as soon as possible!" The fat man's face was overjoyed, and he immediately stood up and changed positions with Li Qing.
"Come on, little brother, the fat brother is optimistic about you." The fat man twisted his body in satisfaction and patted Li Qing's shoulder with his hand.
Now there is a Li Qing between him and the female ghost, so that he can sleep with peace of mind.
He snorted twice in his nose with satisfaction, his eyes were closed, his neck was crooked, and he snored in less than a minute, completely ignoring his excuse that he "couldn't sleep in the car".
Listening to the sound of the fat man snoring, the corners of Li Qing's mouth outlined a smile, and he turned his head to look at the female ghost in white.
"Girl, how about we change positions?"
Li Qing looked at the female ghost indifferently, a female ghost with only weak cold power, Li Qing naturally didn't take it seriously.
The female ghost's pale face turned to look at Li Qing mechanically, and a wisp of green qi flowed on the female ghost's face.
However, Li Qing didn't seem to see the abnormality of the female ghost, and still smiled faintly.
"Good!" The female ghost was silent for a while, and nodded slowly. She felt a huge crisis from Li Qing, so she instinctively deliberately showed a wisp of death on her face to test Li Qing, wanting Li Qing to understand that she was not a normal human being.
But after she showed her dead spirit, Li Qing's face was still calm, coupled with the sense of crisis that came from Li Qing's body, the female ghost also understood that the person in front of her was not simple.
"Hmm." Li Qing stood up and nodded, and exchanged places with the female ghost.
"That's right," Li Qing turned his head and glanced at the fat man who was sleeping and snoring, "This fat man just said that he likes you very much, and you can get close to him." ”
"Oh." The female ghost nodded clearly, after she died and became a ghost, she had a little more instinct for ghosts, but her head became not very bright, but she clearly heard the word "close" in Li Qing's words.
After swapping places and sitting down again, the female ghost glanced at Li Qing, then raised her hands and twisted her head down, and put it in the fat man's arms.
"It's good." Li Qing said appreciatively, and the spiritual power seed floated around his body to guard against it, and then closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, no longer paying attention to the situation of the fat man and the female ghost.
The fat man fell asleep, holding the head of the female ghost in his arms with both hands, and opened his snoring mouth, and a trace of saliva dripped on the female ghost's head.
Ga! Chirping!
The bus pulled into the rest stop and came to a slow stop.
"Those who go to the toilet and those who eat, hurry up, let's only stop for thirty minutes." The driver yelled into the car, turned on the lights in front of the driver's seat, pushed the door and walked down.
Li Qing stood up, glanced at the fat man who was clinging to the window, shrunk into a trembling ball, smiled, and followed the other passengers out of the car.
Ordering a meal, a bowl of porridge and a few barbecues, Li Qing came to the restaurant with a plate.
"Brother...... Elder brother...... Dude...... "Li Qing was eating, his face was pale, and the fat man who was trembling with fat and meat came to Li Qing's side with a frightened expression.
"Hey, fat brother, do you have a cold, why are you shaking so much? But be careful, your hand on the table is about to shake the porridge out of my bowl. Li Qing was eating a string of barbecue, and glanced at the two fat hands of the fat man who were trembling on the dining table.
"I'm ......" the fat man muttered, closed his mouth instantly, and looked at the female ghost in white walking by with a frightened face.
When the female ghost walked away, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief, and his face showed palpitations.
"The fat brother seems to be afraid of that girl?" Li Qing chewed the barbecue in his mouth and asked very innocently.
"No, no, how could I be afraid?" The fat man's body shook subconsciously, and he quickly shook his hand to deny it.
"Hey, buddy, I just came to you to ask, didn't you sit next to me, why did that girl sit next to me when I woke up?" The fat man asked cautiously, he originally planned to get out of the car and leave immediately, but before leaving, he had to ask Li Qing if it was the female ghost who was pestering him.
In his line of work, he often provokes some dirty things, and if the female ghost really entangles him, he must find a way immediately, otherwise he is likely to lose his life!
"This one...... Li Qing blinked innocently, "That girl told me that she liked the smell of you, so she switched places with me." Hey, fat brother, you're still charming! Or, teach the little brother, how can I let the sister take the initiative to post it upside down? ”
"I'll teach you sister!" The fat man breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "It seems that it is likely that the yin qi on that thing has been contaminated with me, which has attracted the attention of the female ghost." ”
The fat man who figured it all out completely relaxed in his heart.
"Little brother, when you get in the car, say hello to the driver, and say that I have something to do and want to change the itinerary, so I won't go with you."
After the fat man finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the bus, ready to take his things off.
Since the female ghost is sitting on this bus, then I'll change it, and see if you female ghost will follow the fat man again?
The fat man thought proudly, and when he picked up his backpack and was about to get off the bus, the fat on his body suddenly shook, and he instantly lay under the seat!