Chapter 12: Fart

The two of them ran down the street like crazy, looking back as they ran, "Fuck, fourth brother, you're still chasing!" Li Shidong turned around and saw that most of the people were still following behind, still half buried in the ground, still with their upper bodies on the ground, dangling around, like a long swinging balloon blown up at the opening door of a certain store. The difference is that the smile on his face is so weird, so weird that you want to take a brick at one glance, because you can't look at it at second glance. The fourth child also turned his head when he heard this, and then took out the speed of a 100-meter sprint and ran forward, "I'll go, what is this, why don't you run so fast with your legs!" Li Shidong saw that the fourth child suddenly ran and was about to catch up with the rabbit, and he also ran like a duck, "It must be some kind of ghost, his uncle, it's not good!" Run! ”

The two of them ran out of four or five streets, and the sparse people on the street saw them running lifelessly, and they didn't know why, they didn't seem to be able to see the balloon man, but they looked at Li Shidong and the fourth child who passed by for a moment by their side, and marveled at the two grandsons running so fast, why didn't they go to the Olympics.

In the end, the two of them really couldn't run, they drank too much, and their heartbeat was very fast when they ran, and the fourth child had drunk too much before and chased a taxi, which he deeply understood, "No..... No, Toko. The fourth child lay on the ground and didn't move, "I can't run, no..... No....." Li Shidong was hunched over and retching at this moment, and he seemed to have reached his limit. "Whatever you want, kill me, anyway, if you run for a while, I should burp too." The fourth child slowly sat up and said to Li Shidong, then turned his head to look at the road behind him, "Huh? No, the grandson didn't chase after him! He was pleasantly surprised to find that the balloon man was gone, "Grandson can't do it without legs, you think, the resistance in the soil is so great, he can run past us, not blowing with you, buddy used to give a nickname, the fat version of Liu Xiang in the green park, who dares to compare with me,!" Li Shidong really couldn't listen to his bragging, turned over and sat on the ground, "Fuck your uncle, don't **, I'll really vomit in a while!" Li Shidong looked up at the starry sky, trying to calm his breathing, suddenly he found that on the road facing him, under the dim street lamp, an unknown figure of something rushed towards them again, he tried hard to identify, praying to God, Buddha, Taishang Laojun is not a balloon man, but he was disappointed, Li Shidong instinctively shouted: "Run, the balloon man is here again!" ”

The fourth child hurriedly looked behind him, only to see the balloon man grinning wide, holding saliva and rushing towards them, like a leopard that has been hungry for a few days, "I'll go to your uncle!" The fourth jumped up violently, he didn't know he could jump so high when he was so big, "!" ! The wind is tight! ”

This time, the fourth ran before picking up a brick from the ground, and turned around violently to shoot the balloon man behind him in the gap of escape, but the brick only splashed a little black gas everywhere, just like throwing it in the lake, just wore it, just made a little splash, fortunately it was the middle of the night, no one on the road, or it could be directly slapped on the head of the passerby behind the balloon man, the fourth saw that this trick didn't work, and ran more energetically, "The physical attack is not forced, Dongzi, Dongzi!" The old four ran and pulled Li Shidong, who was running with dark eyes, regardless of the crazy running, "Didn't your uncle have any gang and what kind of book for you?" Let's kill that grandson with both hands! Come on! Li Shidong didn't feel right when he heard this, why did he still pull chrysanthemums, he was stunned, and said with a sigh: "Fuck your uncle, you think it's a recipe, you can fry it if you take it, I haven't fucking practiced yet!" The fourth child shouted, "your grandma's legs!" After saying that, he closed his eyes and ran towards the front like a desperate man......

That's it, ran and stopped, stopped running, the time gradually approached three o'clock in the morning, the summer night sky was basically over at this time, Li Shidong and the fourth two people had done their best, they didn't even have words, the balloon people didn't chase, they stopped, and immediately lay on the ground, every minute and second to fight for respite, seeing that the chasing soldiers had arrived, no words, jump up and run, although the jump is getting harder and harder, but it is important to save your life, your legs are unconscious, and the uncle who cleans the road also praised: "Hey, the young man is exercising, good job, persistence is victory!"

Crossing a small alley, the fourth child fell and ate, he got up on his stomach and shook his head: "No, Dongzi, don't run, what do you like!" He lay straight on the ground and never got up again. Li Shidong's legs were also weak, and he sat on the ground, panting heavily. He couldn't even speak, just stared nervously behind him, only to see a small black dot in the distance getting closer and closer, getting closer and closer, and suddenly stopped ten meters away and grinned at him, "his uncle, it's here!" Li Shidong hurriedly pulled the fourth child lying on the ground, the fourth child muttered a word of scolding, jumped up, and said angrily to the smirking balloon man: "Come on, your uncle, come on, come to your uncle, see if I don't kick your Adam's apple in the **, let your upper body girl, lower body master, come!" Li Shidong stared at the fourth child with wide eyes, I really admire that the fourth child can still scold such an obscure and incomprehensible foul language at this time, it is really a wave, and then he turned his head and stared at the balloon man nervously, and the fourth child on the side was still scolding, foaming at the mouth, unpleasant and abnormal, "Did I rob your mother's diaper, or jumped into the well with your father's illegitimate son, you have been chasing your second master for so long, I have a Hao Yougen who beat you to the back of your feces and urine, and your mouth is full of feces." As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves again, "Your uncle, come, come!" Li Shidong was convinced, and gave a thumbs up to the fourth child, obviously, the balloon man didn't know what they were talking about or what they were doing, just grinning at the corners of his mouth, leaving a silly smile, Li Shidong suddenly felt that he couldn't be too cowardly, and then put away his thumb and gave a middle finger to the balloon man, the fourth saw him put up his middle finger, and he was even more energetic, "Stupid, laugh at your mother, I'll be afraid of you being mentally retarded, eh......" The fourth child suddenly rubbed his stomach and put a long fart, Li Shidong looked at him in surprise, The fourth child sneered awkwardly, then picked up a brick and pointed at the balloon man with his hand, "Yes...... Right? Yes...... Look at your uncle, I ..... Oops", said and let out another fart, before Li Shidong could express any emotion, the balloon man heard the fart sound more cheerfully, this fart sound was like a starting gun to him, I saw that his eyes were red, and he appeared in front of the fourth child like a flint, and he couldn't get closer, they were all face to face together, "Look.... Your mother is fucking......" The fourth child was still, cold sweat was running down, he glanced at Li Shidong with the corner of his eyes, Li Shidong was also surprised that his jaw was about to fall, only to see the fourth child frowned, his cheeks were red, as if he was extremely uncomfortable, and then let out a long fart, this stinks, Li Shidong is almost unable to open his eyes, but the balloon man is not, he seems to like this taste very much, just like a hungry lion saw a little antelope jumping on the grassland, It seems that the fourth stinky fart in front of him is his treasure, I saw him smelling hard, smelling this fragrance, Li Shidong almost vomited when he saw it, but the fourth child seemed to have a bad stomach, and it was endless, Li Shidong looked at the person in front of him and this half of the people in surprise, I don't know whether to laugh or be afraid, he looked at this stinky fart and this smelling fart essence helplessly, and cautiously said to the fourth brother: "Fourth brother, it's almost okay, how many farts do you have for this stinky fart", said to the fourth child with a look, It means to let him pay attention to the turn of his head in his hand, the fourth heart understands, after a long string of farts, while the balloon man is not paying attention, he raised his head and slapped his head fiercely, this time the shot is ruthless, so that the strength is enough, a long string of farts sounded behind him, the balloon man is enjoying it, he didn't pay attention to the dinner and there are still people plotting, this brick is enough to bring down his thick large black gas, the balloon man's action suddenly paused, and then his face showed a fierce light, screaming, the black gas on his body exploded, It's all blue and purple, it's over, this thing must be angry, it's useless to stand on this backwater, Li Shidong saw that the balloon man was going to kill the fart, and hurriedly dragged the fourth, the fourth was also stupid, to say that he was a brick, if it hit a person, it would definitely be sentenced to death, and it was the strength of immediate execution, but it was slapped on this goods, not even a single hair was lost, the fourth child was cold and sweaty, his eyes were sealed, his stiff body trembled, and the balloon man opened his big mouth and gnawed down on his head, fortunately Li Shidong dragged him, The balloon man bit the shoulder of the fourth, but he didn't bite the right place, if it really came to an end, his little life would be explained here, but he couldn't stand the bite, it was poisonous or not, the teeth didn't grow, and the bones had to be broken, this is all unknown, no matter what, first keep his head and then say, Li Shidong dragged the fourth child to run back desperately, but before he ran a few steps, the fourth child fell, Li Shidong looked at it, this thing's face was black, and it was black water, "Damn!" Li Shidong couldn't help but feel bitter in his heart, but don't even this guy went on Huangquan Road, Li Shidong just wanted to carry the fourth child to escape, and suddenly found that the balloon man stiffened in place, his expression seemed to be very painful, only to see that the purple gas on his body turned black, the black gas turned white, and the white gas turned nothing, and then twisted his body in pain, and his body shrank more and more to the ground, as if he was being dragged by someone, and finally the painful wail disappeared with most of the body. Li Shidong cautiously walked to the place where the balloon man disappeared, chopped the ground with his foot, it was really gone, and there were no potholes on the ground, so it disappeared, Li Shidong took a long breath, and collapsed to the ground with relief, it seems that the balloon smelled and hung up, as for why it hanged, it won't come tomorrow night, why the taste is so heavy, at least it doesn't matter for the time being, Li Shidong tiredly picked up the fourth child, staggered towards the hospital, and took a taxi on the way, and the taxi brother was still idle, said that Li Shidong and they went to exercise so early, this spirit is very valuable, and said that he used to run in the morning and run at night, but he didn't stick to it, Li Shidong didn't want to listen, and let the driver's eldest brother work in vain. How long will it take, three years? Li Shidong suddenly remembered Gang Zhengfeng's words, if he could live for three years, he would know the answer to everything, but if he still looked at the current level and skills, he couldn't live for three days, Li Shidong smiled bitterly at his fate, and secretly made up his mind to practice the Tao hard, for himself, for the sake of the dead people, and for the friends around him, Li Shidong silently looked at the fourth child who was still in a coma on the side, these people who were still accompanying him were such a luxury and precious wealth to him, "Hey, buddy! The driver suddenly turned his head and asked Li Shidong, Li Shidong glanced at the driver and said, "What's wrong, master?" I saw the driver look back at the fourth child, and asked Li Shidong tentatively: "Look at this guy's complexion, where is Africa?" ”