Chapter 333: I Don't Speak Ill of People [Add a Shift for (Intellectuals Have Discipline)]
Xia Mu saw Ma Li's pistol put away and stopped attacking: "Now you can talk well?" ”
Ma Li bent down to pick up half of his palm, and said helplessly: "If you have something to say, why bother cutting your hands and waist." Although he was calm, he had already made a huge wave in his heart.
Is this the strength of the Silver Queen's C-rank killer? The moves are simple but the lethality is amazing! Even if she is a Taoist like Ge Mazi, I'm afraid she is not her opponent.
I don't know if I can save my hand...... What was I thinking! Leave your ex-girlfriend alone at this time! Now my waist is wrapped in this silk, and I should be cut off into a hobbit if I don't think about it.
"Hehe, men are cheap. I have to use force to be obedient. Xia Mu said as he played with his right index finger around the silk thread.
Ma Li's heart trembled when he saw it: "This lady, please don't do some irrelevant actions when you speak." Even when he was panicking, he maintained his apparent composure and cheered himself up. Director, you have to calm down! The more panicked I am now, the more confused my mind becomes!
"Men are disgusting, but you, like him, are the only two men I've ever seen that I don't hate too much. As a reward for you, I decided to go against my own principles. ”
Xia Mu's relaxed tone gave Ma Li a bold idea: "You want to let go of my broiler?" ”
"Nope." She shook her head, "How could I go against the Silver Queen's rules and let you go." I mean, I'll allow you to pick a way to die. You know, I never let broilers pick and choose how to die. ”
MMMMP! Kid me! I don't know how you used to eat chicken!
She frowned and said dissatisfiedly, "You don't seem to want to." In other words, do you still want to be chopped into diced chickens by my silk? ”
"Palace Burst Chicken...... Fourth? No, no! There is no reluctance in the next, only thinking of a perfect way to die, so as to live up to your kindness. "The soul is faint, is this product sick in the brain, kill it and cut the chicken.
Calm down, calm down!
Now summoning you to kill 1000 or running away with wings won't work, and as soon as the thread is pulled, I'll be dismembered. So the immobilization spell ......
After Ma Li threw a fixation spell at Xia Mu, the system sent a prompt: [Invalid target, cannot use the fixation spell. 】
The immobilization spell can only fix the ghosts and goblins, and if it is invalid, it means that this product is a person.
Xia Mu took out his mobile phone, looked at the time, and urged, "Haven't you thought about it yet?" ”
"I just thought of a vague concept, but it hasn't taken shape yet. I thought about it right away. Ma Kasa made a fuss and continued to experiment in secret.
Since it's human, let's use magic skills!
Level 8 [Fart Curse] Triple Hit!
Burst~
Well?
If it weren't for Makasa's amazing ear power, he wouldn't have heard this slight pop at all.
Poof, no fart? Am I using the wrong skill?
He hurriedly checked the task panel:
……
Level 8 Fart Spell: Drain most of the gas in the target's body, and the target will randomly gain negative statuses, including but not limited to hiccups, convulsions, stuns, shitting, etc. Available three times a day, the remaining number of available times is zero.
……
Skills are no problem! Oh my Fack! What kind of structure is this thing, the invincible triple hit actually only made her poof. Not to mention whether she has time to take her true qi, how can she practice a negative state? Is it all the credit of that evergreen plant? This Nima is evergreen, it is simply a magic immunity necklace.
Wait, if she doesn't have true qi in her body, or if she empties all the debris and indescribable qi in her body, then it's possible that she won't fart.
Magasa shook his head.
When a person eats whole grains, how can there be no impurities and indescribable qi in his body.
So...... O God! What other skills do I have that I can use!
Xia Mu felt embarrassed because he slipped out a fart...... The sound is very small, so it shouldn't be heard by broilers, right?
and panic...... Isn't your stomach empty? There's nothing in it, how can I still poof! At this time, it's good to tighten up, don't move around, otherwise another one will slip out!!
The two of them lowered their heads at the same time, and the scene suddenly changed from a life hanging by a thread to an embarrassing scene in life. Leaving a bewildered evergreen plant alone, swaying gently in the breeze.
Pregnant!
It's okay!
The two of them looked up in tacit understanding and showed a knowing smile, and said in unison: "I have thought about it (have you thought about it?) )”
"Let's talk first." Xia Mu pulled the silk thread wrapped around his finger outward, making the silk thread on Ma Li's body loose, but not loose.
"Okay, then I'll come down." As he spoke, he cautiously climbed off the roof of the car and walked towards her. When the two were less than four meters away and she began to frown, Ma Kasa stopped.
That's enough distance! It's up to you whether you're born or a chicken today.
Achievement skill [I'm such a good person] is activated!
Belch...... I don't seem to feel anything...... Am I being cheated again?
Ma Kasa was a little flustered for a moment.
Hey, didn't you say that I saved 5,000 people when the city was flooded, which is a glorious deed? You fool me with a useless skill, how can you deserve this cool honor! Do you want to make next year's day my death day?
Xia Mu bowed abruptly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" You're such a nice person, I shouldn't have hurt you with a flaw. ”
Well?! Ma Li's bewildered expression was mixed with a hint of surprise.
"Be careful not to move, I'll help you loosen it." Xia Mu's movements were as soft as a stream, so that Ma Li's hair didn't feel touched, and the silk thread around his waist was gone.
Skill succeeded?!
Ma Kasa let out a long breath: "(I was almost killed by your nervous disorder!)" Thank you. ”
Hey, how did I say thank you? I obviously wanted to mock her. Oooh, almost forgot. When [I'm such a good person] is activated, I can't attack or taunt the other party.
"You're welcome." Xia Mu put away the silk thread and pasted it on her long skirt, and when she lowered her head at the waist of the horse hat, she suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! The tear on your side is longer than a Huami Guo 15Xplus! Do you want to take out the kidneys and exchange them for Hua Mi Guo 16XXplus? ”
"Yikes! How did your hand break? She looked thoughtful, "The same sex has a broken back, and the opposite sex has a broken tongue, so the single dog can only cut off his hand!" Am I right? ”
Broken tongue?? What kind of car is this? Hey, it seems to be ...... Stop! Now is not the time to think about this! The word severed hand is quite suitable for single dogs...... Hemp eggs! I felt full of malice!
Ma Kasa smiled sincerely: "(MMP, why can you taunt me?) You're really too smart (and I can only praise you?). Is it a good person not to speak ill of others? )。 I have something to ask you, can you help me heal my wounds? (When you are cured, it is the moment you die!) )”
Xia Mu nodded: "Yes, you can." After all, you are a good person, and I can't help you. Then she showed a tangled expression, "But men are filthy things." What if I see you now and feel a little sick and don't want to touch you? ”
“(FFFK! MMMP! What's wrong with you! Will I die without taunting? Why didn't you taunt like this before [I'm a good person]? Well, I agree with you too. Men are all mud, women are clear water, and men are really disgusting compared to the two. (What a broken skill!) Is it necessary to speak with a good conscience like this? )”
Ma Li rubbed his face, eased his brain that was about to be fine, and spoke again: "Good people have good rewards, I think you will help me, a good person." ”
Three watches, I feel like my body is hollowed out! Come to think of it, I still owe more to the two helmsmen! Demon beasts!
(End of chapter)