217. Flying bicycles

The monkey master was so annoyed by her that he collapsed, casually put on a rustic coat, took his wallet, and left the villa area with this abrasive little goblin. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info but...... The monkey master can't drive until now, no one may believe it, the dignified Lu Dashen still can't drive, travel is either a taxi or a bus, and occasionally take the subway, if there is an emergency, he will directly use his ability, in short, he can't drive, let him go to the driver's license test He is forced to make excuses for all kinds of things, and I don't know what he is thinking in his head.

"My name is Cheha, where are we going?" Bubu finally got the opportunity to let off steam, and he was excited: "Let's go play electric!" I'm amazing. ”

"That'...... Let's go to the movies? Bubu saw that the monkey master didn't speak: "It's always okay to watch a movie." ”

"Okay, okay, let's stop watching movies, let's go eat something delicious."

"Don't want to eat? That...... Where are we going, you say? Oops, you're so troublesome, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, why are you so annoying. ”

The monkey master pondered for a moment: "Let's go to the square to watch people dance in the square." ”

Bubu was suddenly petrified, and the speed of the change in her expression was unbelievable, and then she actually began to roll on the ground directly, not to watch the square dance......

"What's so good about movies, watching sci-fi movies? Those sci-fi movies are not as sci-fi as what I see. Watching a horror movie? There is nothing scarier than you in this world. And then what? Romance films? Why should I go to a romance movie with you, a little bunny? Are you sick or am I sick? ”

"You say that...... little rabbit cub touched his chin very deeply, "It seems to make some sense." ”

"Nonsense!"

"Then what are we going to do, we finally escaped from my mother's clutches. Oh, do you know what the scariest thing is, she doesn't beat you or scold you, she just tilts her head and looks at you, and you don't feel good, it's terrible. Bubu thought for a while, and suddenly looked at the monkey master with wide eyes: "Why don't we go and fight crime!" ”

"Are you sick? The criminals recruited you, huh? ”

"No, I think the Powerpuff Girls are so handsome."

"Powerpuff Girls? Why don't you say it's a dancing goddess? ”

"That's pretty too! Go or not, go, go, go...... Please, just once! ”

Who is Master Monkey? He is a thing without a complete moral system, he adheres to his own unique worldview and values, and everything else is garbage in his eyes. To tell the truth, it's enough to pull out and shoot 300 times what he's done, and it's not embarrassing for a bully to let him do chivalrous deeds?

But Bubu is a master who does not give up, the key is that if someone else slaps the monkey master, he will slap it, but this girl is ...... Let the monkey master really reluctant.

"Okay, just once."

"Hooray!"

Fighting crime is really not as simple as in the movies. Want to know what this place is? This is the capital, where are there so many crimes to fight at the feet of the Son of Heaven. Catch a thief? The monkey master can't afford to lose that person. Going to the airport for drug seizure? Isn't there a dog, and it's a dog to do work? Pass it out, and the monkey master doesn't have to be a man. What else could there be? Molesting women? The monkey master himself is okay and still molests women, what's the point of being embarrassed by his peers.

This is very embarrassing, one big and one small are looking for criminals all over the world, and the key is not to be found...... Bubu was so anxious that he scratched his head, wishing that a big monster that was ready to destroy the city suddenly appeared.

The monkey squatted on the curb of the road and stared at the cars going back and forth in a daze, fighting crime...... It's hard, it's really hard. You can't go to the police station and go to the police uncle and say, "Do you have any cases to deal with, I'll help you?"

"It's so lost...... Bubu squatted beside the monkey master dejectedly, and his little head leaned on his arm: "I'm not reconciled." ”

"What can I do if I am unwilling, I am not willing to buy a lottery ticket."

Bubu was in a terrible mood, and his idea of doing chivalrous righteousness was shattered. But it's very strange, why does this little devil who can pretend to be a ghost and scare his neighbors suddenly seem to be chivalrous? But it doesn't matter, this little rabbit is Gemini's, remembering that one is one out.

Just as they were about to evacuate, the monkey suddenly saw two men and a woman on the sidewalk across the road pulling and pushing, and the woman was quickly pulled into an off-road vehicle after several unsuccessful calls for help.

"Over there, over there!!" Bubu also saw that scene and jumped up excitedly: "Catch up!" ”

The monkey master smiled, nodded helplessly, and then rode on the bicycle he had just rented, and took Bubu all the way to speed......

The off-road vehicle was obviously modified, and it was obviously a four-cylinder engine but the sound of V8 came from it, and the speed on the road was also lightning fast. But the monkey master was obviously not to be outdone, and a bicycle was pedaled by him, and the speed was so fast that it could already travel on the vertical plane of the building......

"Did we have anything above our heads just now?"

A girl who was shopping asked her companion, who was none other than Phoenix, a senior agent of the Central Special Service...... Well, Xiaofeng. Xiao Feng raised his head and looked directly at the monkey master in the distance, and muttered in his mouth: "What kind of play is this, great god." ”

The monkey's actions were really scared to death, a yellow public bicycle was flown out of 600 kilometers per hour by him, which is the same speed as the latest high-speed rail, although he kept detouring to avoid the crowd, but the speed suppression was still able to follow the off-road vehicle leisurely.

"It's so cool!!" Bubu is a person who is not afraid of big things, the car is about to be scrapped, and she urged the monkey master to hurry up: "Hurry up, hurry up!! ”

Finally, no matter how good the quality of the bicycle can not withstand such a toss, after the last speed increase, the bicycle completely disintegrated, with nearly 800 kilometers of inertia, the monkey master carried the cloth and flew out, and then landed the concrete ground with his feet......

At this time, the off-road vehicle they were chasing was still more than ten kilometers behind them......

"It's all in Baoding." Master Monkey closed his eyes for a while: "Where are these people going, it doesn't take so much effort to tie up a girl to play." ”

Bubu stood on tiptoe and looked at the end of the empty national highway: "Are you sure they will take this road?" ”

"All right." The monkey master smiled: "You and I are great prophets." ”

"Hey, you're always bragging."

"Is it good to lie to you, can you be rich or sexual?"

"Oops! I don't like to listen to you talk like that, I don't have it now, but can't you see that I'm a beautiful embryo? Why are you so visionless? Look at my legs, how long! ”

The monkey master gestured with his finger: "You are ninety centimeters long, buddy." ”

"Brother, it's a bad time."

When the two of them were chattering, the off-road vehicle roared past them, and when Bubu saw it, he immediately stopped making a fuss, and pointed to the tail lights: "Chase!" (To be continued.) )