Lang Si slapped the shopkeeper in the face a few times and scolded: "What is your name, you murderer, just wait to be shot!" ”

The shopkeeper thought about it, his eyes were empty, and then he laughed unexpectedly and terrifyingly, and said: "It is good to die, so that death can go to the universe, to the heaven that truly belongs to existence and has no evil." ”

Niu Cannon said curiously: ", listening to this tone, how do I feel like he is some cult person?" ”

The shopkeeper said, "You are not allowed to put it like this!" It can't be said to be a cult, our Lala Sect is great and unworldly, and you ordinary mortals are simply filthy and stubborn! ”

"Lala?" Niu Cannon said mockingly, "It's also a Durala promotion!" ”

"Fart!" The shopkeeper did not allow anyone to insult his Lala sect, and with a terrible expression of wanting to kill, he said, "People like you can only go to hell, die to the very center of the earth, be roasted by fire, but you can't burn to death, just like that painful torture, you will definitely get such retribution!" ”

Niu Cannon wanted to scold again, but Lang Si signaled him to stop, and Niu Cannon shut up and didn't shoot back at him.

Lang Si said, "Why do you want to kill! She's still a woman! ”

The shopkeeper regained his composure, and he said in a quick tone, "There is not much difference between a man and a woman, whether he is a man or a woman, as long as he is disrespectful to Lala, he should be punished." ”

Yang Shan couldn't listen to it, and said: "However, the punishment of killing people is too vicious!" ”

The shopkeeper said: "Yes, the punishment for killing people is indeed unnecessary, but the problem is that she wants to quit the Lala Sect, and she also wants to persuade me to quit, I am bitter to her, but she is obsessed, you know, I introduced her to join the Lala Sect at the beginning, and now she wants to quit, my sin is great, the Lala God will be angry, I can only kill her in order to make up for my mistakes, and use the iron pot of our acquaintance to cause and die." ”

Niu Cannon's eyes widened and said, "Use the iron pot you know? Origin and extinction? , listen to your tone, this woman still has a lot of personal relationship with you? ”

The shopkeeper said calmly: "She is my beloved wife!" ”

"Scum!" Lang Si couldn't help but roar, he really wanted to punch the big and six thick thing in front of him, "You still say that you love your wife, do you love your wife like this!" ”

The shopkeeper said, "You don't understand, only if I do this, God Lala will not blame her, and it is a good thing for her, because I love her so much!" As he spoke, the shopkeeper smiled and stared at the roof, and he began to recall something, and he said, "Do you know why you say the iron pot of acquaintance?" That's because we didn't know each other at the beginning, an accident, she pushed a cart to pass by pedestrians to spread egg scrambles, and I also pushed a cart to make noodles for others, my guests felt that they couldn't eat enough noodles, and wanted to eat baked cakes, coincidentally, I saw that she not only had a big pot, but also a small pot that could be carried by hand, so I asked her to borrow, this is how we met, and then we tacitly agreed that we often came here together to stall, even if there are no pedestrians, business is deserted, we are willing to come, you look at me, I look at you, chatting a few words, It was a lot of fun. ”

Niu Cannon sighed and said, "Are you abusing me, a single dog!" Bragging? Can it be so romantic to set up a stall? There is no heavenly reason! ”

The shopkeeper said, "I swear to the god Lara, I don't have a little lie, I really love her, and finally, she accepted my pursuit, and we started a business together, got up early and got up late, and then she became pregnant with my child......" The shopkeeper said as if the scene was repeated, and laughed.

This surprised Yang Shanlang Si and Niu Cannon, I really didn't expect this big and six thick person to be able to tell his past so devotedly.

The shopkeeper smiled and smiled, his expression suddenly changed sharply, his face was pale, his eyes were straight, and he said, "You don't know how happy Lao Tzu was at that time, but! No one thought that my lovely child would be hit and killed by a truck shuttling on the road! Who should Lao Tzu complain to, and who should he complain to! The child is gone! The money that Lao Tzu wants them to pay is a light use, and when people die, can the money be bought? No! I was in pain, both of us were already desperate, and we even said that we would die together, and maybe we would see our children again after death! ”

Saying that, the tears in the eyes of the shopkeeper kept flowing, he paused, and a smile hung on the corner of his mouth, he said: "But fortunately, I met a master, he mentioned me, he knotted me and my daughter-in-law's heart, he gave my child's soul over, I dreamed of my child, he told me, I want to thank the master, thank the master, he can go to a place called heaven in the universe, he hopes that I will follow the master devoutly to learn Lalajiao, then I can meet him, and I am more honored to meet the god Lala!" ”

"Is it so amazing?" The bull cannon and the waves looked at each other on all sides.

However, Yang Shan thinks that the so-called master is nothing more than some hypnotism, which hypnotized the shopkeeper, causing the shopkeeper to be obsessed, thinking that it is the master's magic skills, but in fact, they are all illusory illusions.

The shopkeeper glared and said, "Don't believe it, I have experienced it myself, as for ghosts and gods, only when you experience them yourself, you will know that the form of ghosts and gods really exists in the environment we live in, and it is not transferred by our personal will!" ”

Lang Si snorted and said, "I can understand your opinion on ghosts and gods, but I don't dare to agree with you. ”

The shopkeeper said, "There is no way, not everyone who wants to go to heaven to meet the god Lala can wake up." This can't be forced, but as long as you step into the footsteps of the god Lala, you can't turn back, I think about my daughter-in-law wholeheartedly, and she is half-hearted, joining Lalaism, but instead she wants to quit Lalaism, how can this work? ”

Yang Shirt said: "You are still obsessed, your wife has woken up, but you are still in the dark!" You don't want to think about it, why did she quit? You are stubborn, you should listen to your wife's point of view, people are most afraid of self-righteousness! ”

"Wrong!" The shopkeeper said resolutely, "My daughter-in-law, she is still too worldly, if I say it, you will definitely not think she is right!" Why do you say that, because Lala is for all sentient beings, but to popularize sentient beings, it takes a process and money, and I did a good job, I want to donate all the money in my hand to Lalajiao, but she said that Lala taught well, but she did something to prevent me from donating money for Lalajiao, you say, is it obvious that she is a vulgar woman with a copper smell! ”