Chapter 33: The Divine Trick Xiao Zhuge
"Lin Yu, you climbed the stairs to come up?" Qin Jiaojiao said in shock.
In front of beautiful women, men always have to show a strong physique.
Immediately, Zhengse said: "Yes, man, I often have to exercise." ”
"Tsk, I can't see it, you're as thin as a monkey, but I didn't expect to exercise regularly." As she spoke, Qin Jiaojiao took out a document, "By the way, I just came up from the sales department, and I forgot to give the document to Xiao Li, you can go and give it to you." ”
Lin Yu had no choice but to pick it up, and then quickly retreated, he was now full of bad luck, in order to avoid infecting Qin Jiaojiao, he still kept his distance.
Just ran to the bottom of the stairs, Qin Jiaojiao chased after her again, "By the way, there is another document." ”
"Oops......"
Qin Jiaojiao was wearing high heels, and when she was chasing Lin Yu, her feet slipped, and the whole person fell down the stairs, Lin Yu was shocked, this fall was terrible, and she hurriedly helped her underneath.
Qin Jiaojiao had some weight, and after Lin Yu caught it, Qin Jiaojiao fell down with Lin Yu and the two of them, Lin Yu's back was hard, and his chest was weak.
Qin Jiaojiao fell to the ground, but she still struggled to get up.
Lin Yu sighed in his heart the softness of Qin Jiaojiao's chest, and said in a panic: "BOSS, are you okay?" ”
Qin Jiaojiao held on to the armrest, and was about to speak, but she didn't expect that the high heels were crooked, and the whole person was about to fall backwards again.
Lin Yu hurriedly went to pull.
This one is pulled down on the sleeve.
"Tear the ......"
The entire sleeve was torn off, and a piece of white and tender skin was suddenly revealed.
Lin Yu's eyes were straight, this Nima was sure to be a bad luck charm? Not a peach blossom charm?
Qin Jiaojiao was about to be angry, stood up and said, "How did you do it?" ”
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "No, it's the quality of your clothes ......"
Before he finished speaking, the light bulb above his head flickered, and with a "jump" sound, it went out.
The airtight corridor suddenly turned black.
"Early in the morning, what bad luck?" Qin Jiaojiao scolded.
Lin Yu deeply agreed, this bad luck charm was too domineering.
"Boss, you go up first."
"Forget it, you help me up." Don't look at Qin Jiaojiao being called a beautiful leopard behind her back, but Qin Jiaojiao has one thing that many people don't know, this girl is very afraid of the dark.
Lin Yu said, "I can't help you up." ”
"Why?"
"I'm too unlucky today, I'm afraid something will happen to you."
This is a big truth, but Qin Jiaojiao, as a fashionable young woman in society, will believe it?
sighed in my heart: I didn't expect this Lin Yu to be superstitious, this has to be educated, otherwise it will affect the social atmosphere.
Suddenly taught: "What kind of society is it, and these feudal superstitions are rectified, hurry up and help me up, this is an order." ”
Well, that's what you want.
Lin Yu was helpless, he didn't want to hurt Qin Jiaojiao.
So he carefully helped Qin Jiaojiao, this time he walked very carefully, he said that he had grasped the handrail steadily.
How do you know that Qin Jiaojiao's other high heel is not good, she went down a staircase, and when the high heels were twisted, the whole person was going to fall.
Will Lin Yu let her fall?
Definitely not.
I went to catch it, so I caught it, and of course what Black Bulin caught was what it was.
A piece of softness in the hand.
What is this?
"Tear the ......"
Qin Jiaojiao's clothes are made of very good materials, very soft, but not strong.
OL's uniforms are all torn.
Lin Yu didn't care if her chest was soft or not, the boss would be unlucky if he wrestled.
The whole person rushed to the rescue.
"Plop ......"
The two of them fell to the ground together, but fortunately, Lin Yu rescued him in time, and he actually fell down first, giving Qin Jiaojiao a human cushion.
Qin Jiaojiao's whole person was a little bad.
It's not enough to eat the tofu in front of me, but also eat the one behind me?
Don't do that.
Although I found you as a fake boyfriend and brought it back to deal with the family, it was fake after all.
Immediately got up in a hurry, just about to train, his chest was cold.
Looking down at the faint light of the mobile phone, the clothes on his chest were all torn.
Lin Yu also saw it through the light and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. ”
It definitely wasn't intentional, Qin Jiaojiao also knew it, but her face was really embarrassed.
Immediately clenched his chest and scolded: "You still watch." ”
Lin Yu tilted his head, and sighed in his heart, it was black.
"Boss, I'll help you out."
"Don't." Qin Jiaojiao took three steps back, this incident subverted her entire outlook on life, what cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are fake, what bad luck and good luck are all superstitions, this is not superstition at all, but facts, naked facts.
Whoever told her in the future that these were fake, she must have fought with him, and my sister was very hurt today.
"I believe you're out of luck today, stay away from me." Qin Jiaojiao said.
Lin Yu retreated, and then Qin Jiaojiao went out in a hurry, and visually ran to the toilet of the sales department.
Lin Yu was very helpless, and suddenly his stomach tightened, this is the rhythm of the tuba.
Wait, according to this fortune, the toilet must be out of paper.
It's full of routines, let's not be fooled.
weirdly took out the toilet paper from his pocket, what is called a clever little Zhuge ? This nickname is not called for nothing.
Therefore, you usually have to carry paper on your body, and you don't need to use your little finger when you have something!
I didn't go to my own department anymore, I went straight to the toilet of the sales department downstairs, and the army was about to collapse out, and I couldn't wait.
The most important thing is that if he falls a few more times and sits on a shit, hey, Lin Yu doesn't dare to think about it.
There was no one on the way to the bathroom, but when he walked to the door, Lin Yu was about to scold his mother.
I really can't get along with myself about anything.
The door of the men's toilet is actually hanging under repair!
Your sister, if you don't play like this, you'll die if you keep playing.
But what does it mean to be witty?
Lin Yu smiled strangely at the corner of his mouth, and looked towards the women's toilet, which is called witty.
Listening to the silence inside, there must be no one, go in, we're not afraid.
Although he thought so, Lin Yu was still very worried, after all, if this kind of thing was seen, how would the company mix up in the future?
will be treated as a metamorphosis.
So I tiptoed in, and my heart was relieved, there was really no one, so I closed the door decisively and locked it, Brother Wit.
So when I opened the first toilet door, I saw not Bai Huahua's cute toilet, but Bai Huahua's naked back.
"Ah......h
It's actually Qin Jiaojiao again, why is she hiding here, and she is also stripped naked!
Lin Yu had a hundred question marks in his mind, and hurriedly explained: "Boss, it's like this, I ......"
"I know you're unlucky, but I'm away from you, why are you doing here?" Qin Jiaojiao scolded angrily, and after speaking, she closed the door with a "bang".
After Qin Jiaojiao's clothes were torn before, she took out a change of clothes in the office and went to the toilet as soon as possible, but she didn't expect that she still hadn't escaped from Lin Yu's clutches.
"Zizi."
The toilet burst with a light bulb.
It's over, bad luck has come here.