Chapter 240: Silence Before Death
The battle lasted only ten minutes, and the office was overwhelmed. After the house completely collapsed, the termite army was reduced to pieces and disappeared from view.
"I saw him rise up a tall building, I saw him feast guests, and I saw his building collapse." Wearing a motorcycle helmet, Lint held a peach blossom fan and chanted poetry while fanning the wind as he walked towards the ragged office crowd.
"When you speak cool words, your Chinese is extraordinarily slippery." Mahata threw the empty water bottle at Lint, who nimbly dodged it.
Lint opened the windshield and was pleasantly surprised, "Really? It seems that I have found a way to improve my Chinese skills. He squinted at a large number of people and sighed: "When you encounter an army of termites, you don't dodge but stop them, it's like catching birds with mantis arms." ”
"The last idiom, forget it, I'm too lazy to correct. Now......" Ma Lisa stepped on the lone termite that did not have long eyes, and crushed it hard, "we are completely homeless." Today is a really bad day. ”
Soul is faint, I haven't become a heavenly master yet, how can you abandon me in the system! What could be worse than that?
The system responds like a horse's hat:
The "......" flag or something, it really can't be set up randomly.
Ma Li, who had no love, smirked in front of everyone: "I'm leaving, don't think too much about me." ”
"Why didn't termite elimination work? It must be that I don't have enough clearance level. Ge Shengjie sat on the ground and continued to fight against Xiaoxiaole.
Ma Li gave up saying goodbye to the Internet addict boy, turned around and walked to the Mai brothers: "Maiwen, you have to open a barbecue restaurant in the future, and don't engage in dangerous chemical experiments again." Mai Wu, you have to look at him, don't let him do Gundam or anything like that. ”
"Brother, have you seen my phone?" Maiwen groped for herself. "Wait for me to find out." Mai Wu quickly pulled out a mobile phone in his stomach.
Ma Lisa was ignored again, feeling terrible: "The people are going to die, and the people are rebellious? No, there is one more person who will not abandon me. He walked up to Song Qingqing, who was collecting termite corpses, and said dejectedly: "Qingqing, I have something to go." Is there anything else you'd like to say to me? ”
"Can this really be used as a dip?" Song Qingqing looked intently at the plates full of termites.
"Isn't food more appealing than seniors?" Ma Li's chest thumped.
The world is hot and cold, people's hearts are not ancient, and the old man goes alone like this.
Suddenly, a hand was on his shoulder, "Are you running around with your mouth open and not talking because you want to be funny?" ”
"Lint! I didn't expect that at the last moment of my life, only you, a foreigner, would care about me. ”
"Hey, come here, everybody." Lin Te beckoned to everyone, "Ma Li, this melon skin, it seems that he can't speak!" ”
"I'm going to die, can't you say something comforting?" Mahata slapped Lint on his helmet. The dead rat is too slippery when it comes to sarcastic things. Am I acting funny? Why don't you say that I perform pantomime!
Song Qingqing held the plate in one hand and the horse hat in the other, and said worriedly: "Senior! Don't scare me, you have something to say. ”
Ma Li grabbed a handful of termites and put them in his mouth, chewed a few bites and said, "It's too sour, let's make sour soup termites." ”
"Smack", coiled on the ground, termites scattered all over the ground. "The senior has lost his voice!" Song Qingqing hugged Ma Li in a panic and cried: "Senior, don't be afraid, even if you are dumb, I will accompany you." ”
"Your sudden confession made me unbearable to refuse...... Kudzu rabbit, don't put your ears to my mouth, it's very unhygienic. Ma Li pushed Ge Shengjie away, "If I eat earwax, I will really become mute." ”
"Brother Pony is really dumb." Ge Shengjie plucked out his ears and popped out a large piece of earwax, "Why is he suddenly dumb?" ”
"You can't hear me, am I really dumb?" Ma Lisa sat on the ground in despair, and was about to say a few words of despair, when he suddenly remembered that he had twenty-three hours left in his life. Compared to death, it doesn't seem very bad to become mute. He did his ideological work and stood up tenaciously.
After Maiwen ended the call, he said to everyone: "You should see the affairs collapse, and you can't think about it for a while." Why did Ma Li's psychological quality become so bad? ”
"I know! I know! Mai Wu put on a posture of knowing everything, and said, "This is called stress disorder. ”
"Your ability to learn and sell is really strong." Ma Kasa closed his mouth after speaking. The soul is weak, no matter how much I complain, they can't hear it. Just like an aunt who dances a square dance meets a parent who guards her child's college entrance examination review, no matter how good the dance is without a voice, it is an awkward dance. I'm just talking awkwardly, or I'm talking to myself.
Song Qingqing wiped her tears and said, "Seniors sometimes speak, although it is annoying......"
I really don't like to hear what you say, little glutton. It's my own problem that I get annoyed, what does it have to do with talking to me.
"But the senior's heart is good. Why did God make him mute because of his cheap mouth, he is really a good person. Woo woo~ What should I do now? Woo~"
"......" is really a fresh and refined good person card, and I can't find a reason to refuse to accept it. Ma Li pushed Song Qingqing away, wanting to think about whether he was cheap or cheap before ending his life.
"Although I am a Ph.D. in psychology, my major is cognitive psychology, and the situation of horses is pathological psychology. I'm weak. ”
It's powerless! You parallel doctor! Oh, I forgot, I don't have the ability to complain anymore. Now is not the time to complain, I should say goodbye to my family, if I can't make a phone call, let's send WeChat. Wechat? By the way, I will first post a circle of friends as my epitaph.
"Since Ma Li's mental disorder is due to the collapse of the office, then as long as we rebuild the office, he should be able to recover." Maiwen's words made Makasa's fingers stop. "I've already contacted a friend, and he'll bring the construction team over in a moment."
Forget it, I'd better stop being delusional. No one can build a two-story building in a day. Magasa continued to write the epitaph.
"Do you have any friends?" After a cheap-mouthed horse hat fell, there was also a Ge Shengjie who carried the banner of a low-mouthed man and stood up. "Brother Maiwen, don't look at me like that. I swear, I didn't mean to mock you. I'm just telling the truth. ”
Mai Wen glanced at Mai Wu again, and after making sure that he would not follow Ge Shengjie to mock him, he continued: "He is a civil engineering expert in China and has participated in the construction of many large-scale projects. We have two small houses, which should be repaired in a day. ”
"Really?" After Ma Li sent out the epitaph, his heart was a little relieved, and he began to complain with peace of mind: "Maiwen, do you know that when you brag, your nose will become longer." ”
Mai Wu touched Mai Wen's nose and questioned, "It doesn't seem to have gotten longer." ”
“……”
Except for Mai Wu, who was still chattering, everyone else looked at Ma Li.
"Can you hear me?" Ma Li stared blankly at everyone.
"Hmm." Everyone nodded in unison.
At this time, the system also comes up with a prompt:
(End of chapter)