I have to say that Li Shidong himself doesn't know why he came to this world, he is not handsome, he has no money, and he can only work as a waiter when he goes to work. The waiter is OK, it's still a barbecue restaurant. To say that this waiter is also divided into three, six, nine and other classes, five-star hotels and barbecue restaurants, in the eyes of the world, there are definitely two levels. The type of work is the same, but the exertion index is definitely different. Especially in the summer of the Northeast, some uncles, uncles, and eldest brothers who have been holding back for a winter sit there at seven o'clock in the morning and pick up strings, and they are busy until one or two o'clock in the morning, and sometimes it may be until the next morning. But how can the owners of these small shops give you three or five waiters to work a few shifts, all of them can be one or two, and they are afraid that the salary will be ruined. To put it bluntly, I don't blame these unscrupulous little bosses, the summer in the Northeast is only two or three months, and the barbecue business relies on this time to make money. Therefore, in line with the attitude of not taking serious meat and specializing in serious people, the barbecue master and the waiter are busy every day.

The city of Changchun is absolutely inseparable from two things, cars and barbecues. The former brought the city into the list of "China's Top Ten Science and Technology Cities", and the latter made outsiders sigh that "the people of Spring City love to play strings". The city has gone through ups and downs and has been engraved with countless historical labels. From the founding of the city in 1865, after decades of trampling on the iron hooves of Russia and Japan, from the puppet capital of Manchukuo to the century of recovery with the three northeastern provinces, the city will always inadvertently reveal a trace of old age and sadness, and will always remember the past, and the memory of this trance has crossed the vicissitudes of several centuries.

The shop where Li Shidong works is called "Invincible Barbecue", yes, that's right, the boss is called Zhang Invincible. To say that Zhang Wushu is a round person, with small eyes, and a large tattoo is the same as a sheet with a kang urine. Big gold chain, small gold watch, three small barbecues a day. All day long, you have to kick your front toes and shake your shoulders when you walk, no matter how big the sun is, whether you are exposed to the sun or not, you just don't wear a shirt. I'm afraid that others won't see his proud beer belly of the right size.

This small shop is a typical food stall, and like the other shops on this street, it forms a unique sight on summer nights. bare-chested drinking draught beer; peeing under a tree on one side; vomiting while walking; Seven of them were not convinced and eight were not angry, and the street was full of smoke, as if a goblin had come. Li Shidong has long been accustomed to such an environment, but he can't figure out how the residents of the residential buildings on both sides endure it.

It's now more than eight o'clock in the evening, and Zhang Wudi is sitting with a few regular customers who came to play on the mountain, only to hear the person next to him say:

"Invincible, you've made a lot of money this summer, right?"

"That's right, your goods don't cost tens of thousands of dollars in any summer!"

"Let's arrange to wash our feet in the evening!" Several people next to him also echoed.

I saw Zhang Wudi unhurriedly take out a cigarette and scatter it,

"**Mao, a few brothers, I also told Xu Zi at the police station yesterday that the fucking skewers were eaten in vain, and the feet were fucking washed in vain! His three-layer stinky feet are washed once for three times the usual money, and as a result, the bunch of rabbit cubs in the city management came and fucking checked me! He also asked me to move the table to the back of the community, saying that I occupied the road, and there were several times when I moved around and ran away without giving me the money to eat skewers! You say these grandchildren! It's hard to do business right now! ”

"Dongzi, Dongzi! Take the beer~" Saying that, he suddenly shouted to Li Shidong: "Call the fourth child to grill skewers, come to fifty cows, fifty sheep, ten big waists, tell the fourth to hurry up, don't watch that broken TV, there is something good-looking, I haven't seen a girl!" ”

He shouted angrily, and said to the people at the same table: "What do you think Xu Zi said to me when you go back?" ”

He slapped the table angrily, "Say that I give less money, and it's better not to give less!" Let me dig a little more to settle it! He angrily stroked his arm, which had no sleeves at all, "I gave him a big mouth right then!" ”

"Fuck me!" A few people at the same table were shocked at the time, and one of the glasses men said: "Xu Zizheng is in charge of you, you dare to fight him?" ”

"Not only will I dare to hit him, but I will also see him again and again!" Zhang Wudi took a sip of beer.

At this time, Li Shidong put the grilled skewers on the table one after another, only to hear Zhang Wudi continue to complain, "Fuck, give a thousand, ask for a thousand, ask for a thousand, give a thousand and five for two thousand, this time I will give him a big mouth, I will see if he will want it in the future!" Come on, brothers, do it! Done! With that, everyone in the room picked up the bottles and blew them on.

After Li Shidong put down the skewers, he walked to the barbecue grill and said to the people who were skewering to a bunch of skewers: "Fourth brother, the tendons on the table are not good?" Rushed several times. ”

I only heard the fat man with a gray face on the side, smoky and unable to open his eyes, coughed a few times, and muttered: "Urge, you know urge, I haven't eaten since noon, and I haven't eaten a grass after an afternoon's milk, so I really treat me as a calf!" While wiping the sweat from his forehead, he flipped up and down with pliers, and added some spices from time to time. Li Shidong looked at this person, and couldn't hold back the joy in his heart, if you want to say that the fourth person is definitely a person with low EQ, low IQ, poor and short, ugly and black, Zhu Bajie, who will never be able to become a canopy, and Wu Dalang who will never be able to get on the stage. But he is also a little good, his mouth is broken, which is at least good in Li Shidong's opinion, and it is also interesting to listen to this long-tongued woman's chatter when he is bored.

"Eat! One day you fucking know how to eat! He was so angry that he glanced at Zhang Wudi, who was bragging, "Tomorrow I will poke him out of the fact that he bought mouse meat as beef!" He viciously sprinkled a handful of salt on the skewers, "Since I came here to work, I haven't had a good life, I earn less than chickens, I get up earlier than chickens, and I have to be looked at by him, tomorrow I will run my own shop, I must be better than him!" ”

Li Shidong looked at him happily, knowing in his heart that this was Lao Sitian's complaint, he didn't hate Zhang Wudi, and even more often he took the initiative to be busy like the second boss. Zhang Wudi didn't really target the fourth child, because Li Shidong understood that this man named Zhang Wudi was originally a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted man, although he was calling and drinking for the fourth child, he had absolutely no malice, and even like a big brother.

At this time, the fourth child looked back at the new rural metal disc that the Northeast lords all liked on the TV, and the picture was a three-point girl's similar cramp-like writhing, and the hara was about to fall out. "Oh, I'll go, Dongzi, you say, do you want this big lady to give it to you?"

He seemed to be asking Li Shidong, but he didn't even reply, he still looked at the screen by himself, and without waiting for Li Shidong to answer, he said like a demon: "Anyway, give it to me, I want it, I'll go to this big white leg, this big breast, this ......"

"Can you hurry up and get to work?" Zhang Wushu on the side inadvertently saw the stupid appearance of this fat man, and he shouted angrily: "As soon as you see the girl's eyes, they will become digital!" Can you do it? It's mushy! ”

At this time, the fourth child hurriedly turned his head back, blowing on the waist that was already smoking, and fiddling up and down.

"Blow your mother! Throw it up and re-roast! Zhang Wudi commanded angrily.

"Well, that's okay", the fourth child panicked, and quickly picked up the roasted waist and threw it away, but he was already sweating, he was afraid of Zhang Wuving, people are prone to make mistakes when they panic, not to mention this clumsy fourth child, he was panicked, he was afraid, and the white smoke made him unable to open his eyes. After a while of tossing and busyness, he finally pulled the more than 20 skewers of mutton skewers that had been grilled on the stove to the ground. Under the surprised gaze of Zhang Wudi and everyone, the fourth child rubbed his eyes, "Eh, I'll go, but I'll choke to death....... Oops I'll go, what about the skewers? ”