"Xuankun Strange History" gag N+1:

[Changle Fanggong Horror Night, Zi You is a love for the sweet sausage]

In recent days, a series of sensational strange things have happened in Guangqing Sky, first all the spirit birds in the Zhong Rui Palace, which is very closely guarded by King Jin, disappeared overnight, and the walls were full of blood, and then the gatekeeper beast Tuoba Qilin in the Tianyi Gui Temple was disemboweled, and he was hungry, and then the chief sniper beast under the command of the Boundary Yin Heavenly God was sucked into the liver and his head was in a different place.

The piles and piles can be described as terrifying and tragic. The thirty-six gods of Guangqingtian have thoroughly investigated for many days, and the real culprit has found nothing, but the mysterious incident of eating the divine beast is intensifying, and it is staged every night. For a time, everyone in the great gods and heavens was in danger, and they were ready to fight, and the parents and gods who dragged their children and daughters locked their children in the deep palace and did not allow them to go out.

Late that night, Yu Shen Qianqing slept in her own family music palace. At the time of the third watch, the little girl got up in a daze to go to the toilet, and when she returned to the dormitory, she suddenly heard that there seemed to be a light shadow in the "sassy red dust" in the depths of the hall corridor, and there was a faint sound.

"Sassy red dust" is a miniature pool of living beings in Changle Palace, but it is the Nine Realms Ecological Paradise specially built for her by the god of mercy Yu Changgong.

Qian Qing tiptoed and stepped forward to take a look, only to see her brother-in-law ---- Changsheng Cao Huaizi grabbing the tail and tail live fish in the red dust pond with her hands, one bite at a time, crunching and chewing, full of fish scales and fish blood!

Qian Qing was taken aback, she couldn't believe her eyes, she was so hairy and drinking blood, wouldn't her brother's immortal god name be ruined this time?!

I saw that every time the former Changsheng Cao chewed a live fish, he would pull out the remaining fish bones from his mouth and throw them back into the water, and with a bloody finger movement, the fish bones turned into live fish illusions, swimming stiffly in the fish tank, and in a moment, the originally vibrant nine-color Yaoguang fish pond became a fish zombie city pool.

Qian Qing suddenly understood: these seven emotions and six desires fish raised in the "Sassy Red Dust Pool" were originally the best fairy treasures of the fairyland's tribute, and the grandfather of the god of mercy was happy on weekdays, playing chess against them every day, if the number of fish changed, the god of mercy would not notice it, but she had not heard her grandfather complain about the lack of fish for many days. It turned out that in the daytime, Huai Ziyou manipulated the fish corpse to hide from the sky and the sea, whitewashing the blood!

A big fish struggled into the water from the palm of Huaizi, Huaizi was stunned, jumped into the water and caught the big fish instantly, pulled and tore it into two, turned his back to Qian Qing and bit off the fish's head, his broad shoulders trembled, and the sound of chewing was endless.

Qian Qing, who was hiding behind the curtain, couldn't help screaming, and the pregnant son in the pond turned back from the "poof", and his bloodshot eyes stared directly at the palace curtain where Qian Qing was hiding. Qian Qing looked at the bloodstained fish bones hanging on her brother's mouth, and suddenly felt that every pore of her body danced a striptease, she turned her head and stumbled back to the sleeping palace, and plunged her head into the quilt to wrap herself tightly, so frightened that Suo Suo trembled.

Half a pillar of incense, a pillar of incense, and a half pillar of incense passed, and the six major shrines were quiet and quiet. Qian Qing dared to lift the corner of the futon and look around, and suddenly found that on both sides of the door of her bedroom, the two huge pothos that had been depressed due to years of laziness and lack of people to take care of them had slowly raised their heads.

Qian Qing held her breath, staring nervously at the door of her own palace through the crack, and after a while, she saw the figure of the immortal god Huai Ziyou slowly drifting along the long palace corridor outside the temple gate, standing in front of the two closed palace gates.

The pothos tree that came back from the dead emitted a rich and treacherous aroma, spreading up and down the Changle Palace, and the tall palace gate made a creaking sound and slowly pushed open to both sides.

The Immortal God's bosom floated in from the essence with bare feet, and the lake-blue heavenly robe lined with a pair of miserable white legs and feet swept the smooth surface of the marble cast hall, and the piercing nail scraping echoed in the cold hall in the middle of the night.

Seeing that Huaizi circled around the wide temple from layer to layer, like an eagle falcon patrolling for food, Qian Qing secretly complained in her heart: It's all to blame that fetal god Hua Ge is illegally raising high-risk pets in the sky---- black and white Xiao pattern big tongue fetus, and it is just that others don't notice it, can she still not know that this tongue fetus is the transformation of Cain, the blood ancestor of the Western Regions? Ziyou's brother is afraid that when he will be bitten by it, he will become such a strange appearance that is not godly and demonic, and when the day dawns, she must go to report to the emperor, no matter what the son has become by his brother, it is not his fault!

The little goddess was hiding in the quilt and slandering, and suddenly felt a cold air wrapped in fishy flesh rushing to her face, and stopped abruptly in front of her couch, Qian Qing was so frightened that she curled up in a ball, and she didn't dare to come out of the atmosphere under a thin layer of brocade.

After a long time, there was no movement, Qian Qing thought that Huaizi couldn't find her and left, so she propped up the futon slightly and looked out again. It was too late, it was fast, and I saw the immortal god Huaizi roaring from above the temple beam, and it covered Qian Qing's quilt with a "boom".

Qian Qing's own soul Fang Soul Meng main soul was scared out of her body for a while, she desperately pulled the quilt to wrap her whole body, and howled and cried while struggling:

"Don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat my !!"

Huaizi tore off Qian Qing's quilt by a handful, reached out and went to her little clothes to dig, dig and dig, Qian Qing suddenly excited, remembering that her private money was still hidden in her waist purse!

"What are you going to do?!"

Huaizi muttered while chewing fish in his mouth: "Don't be afraid, sister, brother is just too hungry!"

When Qian Qing heard this, she immediately became angry, and jumped up and kicked her arms open: "Get out! This is the dowry money I have saved so hard!"

Huaizi dragged Qian Qing's small clothes from death, and reluctantly: "Kuang Yitian is so rich, where do you care about your monthly Kunhuang drill Lu? The so-called love is stronger than Jinjian, good girl, you can give me the purse! Give me, give... Do you give it or not?!"

Qian Qing gritted her teeth and held her position: "It's different! He is rich, he is rich, I can't lack backbone! Women must be financially independent! The richer a man is, the more women must save enough money for their private house! You, go, go, let's !!."

Huai Ziyou's face showed pain, and he cried blood: "Can you bear to watch my brother starve so much that his chest is close to his back every day, and he wanders around the sky at night to steal the divine beasts on duty in the major temples?!"

Qian Qing sighed angrily: "Who told you to take all the money to fight with Mu Yinchuan to get rich? People are born with a pair of Qiankun steel, and the Kunhuang drill vein grows on him, okay? What about you, what do you have? Why do you want to fight with other people's diamond ancestors? Look at your immortal palace, there is still a good brick in your eternal palace? All of them have been pawned for you to exchange for Nine Realms coins! Mamenjun is happy to die for you! I know that you can eat, and other people's breakfast and dinner have been secretly poured to you for so many years, and I, as a sister, have done my best to you!"

Huaizi suddenly appeared in his mind that Mu Yinchuan was basking in a brilliant Kunhuang diamond, lying on the top of the Tianshan Mountain and coldly looking at the scene of pawning his family property everywhere, and the sadness came from it at the moment, and he said with tears in his eyes:

"Sister! Brother knows your good, but these days, my brother eats one meal a day, one bun per meal, when the days are very tight, he gnaws an old corn for three days, and drinks a bowl of salt and boiled water for five days, and my brother doesn't want to marry your silkworm sister-in-law as soon as possible? She doesn't want to marry the moody Mu Yinchuan at all, no one else cares, I can still ignore her? Sister, you can do it, give me the purse, I promise not to give it away. ”

Huai Ziyou couldn't help but snatch hard while nagging, Qian Qing was in a hurry, tore off the small shoes on his feet and threw them into the air, shouting:

"Brother Kuang!!Brother Kuang!!"

The green flowers flashed in the flat ground, the golden glow of the hall was bubbling, and the dark god appeared in the Changle Palace, with his sleeves raised, and the pose was not stable, and he was pulled to the bed by Qian Qing, and fell to the ground with "poof".

Huaizi saw that Kuang Yitian had thrown his five bodies to the ground, and he was busy kneeling down on the Qianqing couch and saluted back: "Kuang! You hold back your knees, I should kneel to you! Borrow 50 million Kunhuang diamonds from my little brother, and I will pay you back when I become a relative!"

Hearing the word "Kunhuang Diamond" on a different day, his face turned pale, and his straight body bowed like a prawn:

"Ziyou, it's not that my brother doesn't cover you, you take the time to take a look at my Stygian City, the Kunhuang Diamond all over the city wall has been lost to Bala early in the morning, and the pillars and pillars of the major palaces with some gold and precious stones have long been emptied. It's not a secret.,Now there's a bed board left up and down the hall of the dead.,Ben Cao sleeps every night is suspended.。。。。 ”

Huai Ziyou looked at his own sister who was walking around the hall with his hands behind his back in shock, and then looked at the bitter face of Kuang Yitian:

"Is that true?"

Looking at Qian Qing in a deep way, he let out a long breath in his chest:

"It's true... ”

Huaizi bowed his head and sighed for a while, suddenly like a mandrill out of his body, and jumped away towards Qianqing:

"Purse !!"

Qianqing ran away, Huaizi chased after her, and the two shouted in the strange sky:

"No money, really no money, the money is all for her adopted son Sun and Yue, and she is chasing after it. ”

The end of the skit.

Note: Yue Shen Qianqing's "economic independence" is to strip away the vast amount of money.