Chapter 0033 - I slapped my ass and saw a ghost

Xiao Wei looked at me deeply and spit out a word lightly:

"Let's go!"

Oh yes!

Finally it worked!

I was afraid that she would change her mind, so without saying a word, I left the office directly with Xiao Wei.

She followed me and asked suspiciously, "Where are we going?" ”

"Morgue!"

I went straight to the destination.

I had already thought of the best place to see the hell before I came.

Last time I was stopped by the morgue janitor and didn't make it.

And this time, I took Xiao Wei with me, plus she is still an expert, so I should be able to enter the morgue smoothly.

Soon, we came to the most remote building in the western part of the hospital.

As soon as we entered the hallway, we felt a chill that was different from the outside temperature.

Xiao Wei subconsciously shrunk her neck and asked me tentatively:

"You...... Are you really sure you can meet ghosts here? ”

"Uh...... Give it a try! As long as the soul is not taken away by the soul hook mother, after they die, the ghost should still linger in the morgue. ”

"Who is Granny Hook?"

Xiao Wei immediately asked, her eyes full of curiosity.

"Soul Charmer from the underworld."

I said in a deep voice.

Xiao Wei was speechless for a moment, and looked at me in a daze for a few seconds.

When I came to the morgue, the old man who was the doorman was still sitting in front of the door, quietly reading the newspaper in the dim light, motionless.

I walked over to him and said, "Uncle still remembers me?" This time we have an urgent need to go in, you can do it, open the door for us. ”

I was waiting for a reply, when Xiao Wei next to me suddenly patted me and asked suspiciously:

"What are you doing, who are you talking to?"

I was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously replied:

"It's not like asking the janitor to help us open ......"

Before I could finish my sentence, I reacted immediately.

Don't......

Xiao Wei can't see this person?!

In other words, the janitor in front of him is actually a ......

Ghost!

I quickly pulled out a packet of black powder from my backpack and asked her to apply it to her eyelids.

But Xiao Wei refused to live or die.

Looking at her eyes as if she wanted to kill, I quickly explained to her:

"Don't you want to see ghosts? Then quickly smear it, this is the bottom of the pot, it has the effect of hell. ”

Xiao Wei smeared some ash from the bottom of the pot on her eyelids in disbelief, looking very funny.

But after she applied the ashes to the bottom of the pot, she still didn't see the janitor in front of her.

I was puzzled, and the man in front of me suddenly raised his head and looked at me, and said lightly:

"That little bit of ash on your hand is too new to be useful. Only the pot ash under the stove more than 100 years old has a psychic effect. ”

Although his eyes and tone were a little cold, I could feel that the ghost uncle in front of me seemed to have no ill will towards us.

So, with courage, I bowed to him and said respectfully:

"Uncle, I'm sorry to disturb you. We don't mean to bother you, so please show up so my friends can see it. ”

The janitor waved his hand and said:

"No, I'm old, my body is not good, and I can't show my real body."

I was speechless for a moment.

How to be a ghost is also divided into ages?

When the janitor saw that I was anxious, he kindly reminded:

"Boy, if you really want this girl next to you to see a ghost, why do you need ashes at the bottom of the pot, just smear the tears that flow from your innate yin and yang eyes."

Hey?

Knowing that I have innate yin and yang eyes......

Why, I've met a master again.

However, how can even a ghost uncle who guards the door know that I have congenital yin and yang eyes?

This does not bode well.

But I know very well that the husband is not guilty, and he is guilty.

Sometime sometime someone will come and snatch my unusual eyes.

It's just that I still hear the saying that you can see ghosts in the tears of yin and yang.

It seems that there is no relevant record in "Maoshan Ghost Chronicles".

I'll take his word for it, and I'll try it first.

Unfortunately, it's easier said than done.

No matter how hard I tried, my eyes were still dry and I couldn't shed tears at all.

In desperation, I could only turn my head and say to Xiao Wei, whose eyes were uncertain for a while: "You quickly pinch my arm and try it." ”

Xiao Wei shook her head, looking disgusted.

And because he saw me talking to himself, he deliberately took a step and kept a considerable distance from me.

I saw that she didn't cooperate with me, so I just came straight to be ruthless.

Taking advantage of her unpreparedness, I suddenly reached out and patted her round and firm buttocks.

Xiao Wei screamed and slapped me in the face in shame.

"Smack"!

Hiss......

It hurts!

She really used all her strength in this palm, and half of my face was swollen.

At the same time, I was pleased to feel the corners of my eyes become a little moist.

I hurriedly wiped away the tears that were welling up from the pain and forcibly applied them to Xiao Wei's eyelids.

Xiao Wei didn't understand what I was doing at first, resisted desperately, and even turned around in shame to leave.

At this time, I suddenly shouted:

"Xiao Wei, don't you want to see the hell, turn around and see, what is that!"

"Humph! The devil believes you. ”

Xiao Wei was about to take a step, but the next moment froze.

She suddenly heard an old voice behind her:

"Girl, do you believe my words?"

Xiao Wei subconsciously turned around, and then looked in the direction of the ghost uncle with wide eyes.

In her eyes, an old man in an old-fashioned tunic appeared.

At this moment, Uncle Ghost was standing very close to her, exuding that eerie aura all over his body, staring at her with a smile.

"Ahh Hell! Ghosts! Help, help......"

Xiao Wei screamed and subconsciously ran behind me.

It seems that this woman still recognizes my sense of security!

The janitor uncle smiled, held his hand behind his back, and said with a glance:

"Old man, I'm a ghost! But girl, you can't call me that, you should call me great-grandfather. ”

Hey?

Great-grandfather......

What is the situation?

The mortem janitor uncle in front of him turned out to be Xiao Wei's father's father's father!

"The old man's surname is Xiao, his name is Zhongzheng, and he is the first director of this hospital. Girl, your grandfather's name is Xiao Qiping, and your father's name is Xiao Hongfei, I'm right! ”

Xiao Wei nodded strickenly, it seemed that she believed the words of this ghost uncle.

I couldn't help but ask Uncle Ghost with some curiosity:

"Since you have been dead for many years, why are you still in the sun? Could it be that Granny Soul Hook left you out? ”

The ghost uncle, who claimed to be Xiao Zhongzheng, smiled: "You're talking about the Yin Cha Long mother-in-law!" I didn't expect you to know her. Actually, I'm a special person, and I stayed in the yang world to guard something. It's just that you'd better not ask what it is, and save your life. ”

Uncle Ghost seems to be deliberately hiding something, never mentioning what is guarded.

Suddenly, he changed his words and beckoned to Xiao Wei, his eyes full of love.

"Girl, come here."