No matter what time a man is, he can't be without grace. No matter when, a woman can't lose her temperament.

This is a sentence that the third master often nags.

It's a pity that these two things are a rare thing out of reach for Qianshan Village. Liu Lao Er at the entrance of the village carried a red ticket in his pocket, walked with his hands behind his back, and Ergen came back from work in a big city and bought a gold ring for his mother, and the first thing Ergen's mother did when she saw people was to pinch the orchid finger. The east and west families can scold each other for three days because of a long piece of rice......

In this kind of place, to be honest, I don't know what demeanor is.

The history books and classics that the third master asked me to read, what is the charm of the Wei and Jin dynasties, and the connotation of celebrities and scholars, are far less shocking than the village chief driving a tractor to show off his might.

Diao Min!

Jiang Yuhan may be right, I'm really a Diao Min.

I originally thought that the rich wife in the big city, not to mention taking off her brocade clothes and mink fur, has a cultural cultivation and elegant charm, which is far from being comparable to the people in our mountains.

Now, what is the difference between Ding Guoquan's wife and the shrew in our village?

To deal with shrews, I can only use the means of Diao Min.

I let out such a sudden yell, and it was obvious that everyone was calmed.

Jiang Yuhan and Jiang Yumeng came out of the room and looked at me from afar, a little dumbfounded.

Jiang Wenchuan's brows furrowed slightly, maybe he blamed me for being noisy, but he didn't say anything.

The shrew was stunned for a while, got up from the ground, pinched her waist, pointed at me and scolded: "Where did the little wild seed come from...... What are you...... Oh...... I know...... That little sao ~ came back two days ago, and I heard that someone saved her...... You're that slut, aren't you...... Why didn't you save Jiang Yuhan and save my son...... Jiang Yuhan let you it, didn't he...... You're comfortable......"

I slowly descended downstairs to her.

The vixen almost poked me in the nose, and the spit spitted everywhere, and she scolded more ugly and addictive......

I shook my hand and it was a slap in the face.

Five finger marks appeared on the face of the shrew who was directly slapped by this slap, and one of them staggered and almost fell to the ground.

And I, inadvertently, when I slapped her, had already pulled off one of her hairs.

The shrew was stunned by me, and after a long while, she fell to the ground and screamed at the top of her voice: "Kill...... Jiang Wenchuan killed someone...... Ah...... You big men, kill me, a weak woman......"

Jiang Wenchuan's brows furrowed even tighter.

I looked at him and said, "Uncle Jiang, borrow your study for a while." ”

Jiang Wenchuan hesitated and nodded.

I beckoned to the two black suits and said, "Bring her here." ”

I turned around and went into the study alone, put the shrew's hair in the "little ghost haunting talisman", and silently recited the incantation in my heart: the sky is long water, the earth is long water, the gold is long water, three water and one water, call the big ghost to invite two ghosts, four little ghosts to push the mill, push the positive turn, push the reverse upside down, if you don't obey the order, press on the Taiyin Mountain, the Xuanming ghost respects the eight directions of Yama, send a female ghost, listen to the order and go quickly!

After doing all this, the two black suits just carried the shrew in, and the shrew kept struggling and tearing, and the degree of toughness was almost the same as a wild boar in the mountains.

The door was closed and locked, I sat on the chair behind the desk, crossed Erlang's legs, and there was a pack of Jiang Wenchuan's cigarettes on the table, and I felt one and lit it. I crossed my arms and looked at the shrew quietly.

Me: "Stop howling, I'm here to save you." ”

Vixen: "Fart! Little brute, I remember you...... In less than three days, I'll have someone break your dog's leg! ”

Me: "Huh...... I'm afraid you'll be dead in less than three days. ”

Vixen: "You dare to curse me?" ”

Me: "You don't want to hear it, why did you also enter the Taiqing Palace, your son is crazy, but Jiang Yuhan is fine?" ”

Vixen: "Then I'm going to ask you little brute." What benefits did Jiang Yuhan give you? Why did you save her, not my son? ”

Me: "Huh...... You're overestimating me. I am an ordinary village doll, that day, we encountered a fierce ghost, my little life, strictly speaking, was saved by Jiang Yuhan. I'm just responsible for taking her out of the mountain and handing her over to Jiang Wenchuan. ”

The shrew frowned.

Me: "Want to know?" I'll talk to you about it. ”

I lowered my voice, leaned over to her, and whispered, "Jiang Yuhan's mother is protecting her." ”

The shrew's eyes suddenly widened: "You...... You are talking nonsense! ”

Me: "I'm talking nonsense? Do you mean there are no ghosts in this world? Why would your son be crazy without ghosts? There are no ghosts, the Taiqing Palace that your son entered, and you went to find it later, is there anything else? I saw it with my own eyes, just when the fierce ghost was about to harm Jiang Yuhan, Jiang Yuhan's mother appeared and strangled the fierce ghost to death at once. Gee...... Don't you see, that black nail ......."

I made an exaggerated gesture with both hands: "It's so long, at least a foot." The cloak was scattered, dressed in red, and the nose, eyes, and ears kept spurting blood. She said that whoever dares to bully her daughter will destroy whoever harms her family! ”

Vixen: "You...... You don't scare me here...... Are you scared of me? ”

It's almost time for the imp to appear.

I drew this imp haunting talisman. I also gave the edict. The ghosts summoned are nothing more than the lowest-level geismos. This kind of wandering soul does not dare to make mistakes, and obeys my words.

Actually, the little ghost has already arrived, standing in the corner of the wall behind me. I didn't open my eyes, but I could have seen ghosts. I turned around unintentionally just now, and a faint ghostly aura rose in the corner, and it was obvious that the female ghost was ready.

I silently recited the mantra in my heart: "My words are the words of the law, and my words are the ways of heaven, Edict!" Manifest! ”

The shrew was stunned!

She suddenly widened her eyes, her face turned pale, her lips trembled, and she pointed behind me, her voice trembled: "Ghost...... Ghost...... Ghost ......"

I looked back, and in the corner, a female ghost in red, with her head bowed slightly, without feet, hung in the air, her arms stretched out, and her sharp black nails were exactly the same as I had just described. She had a lot of criticism, and she couldn't see her face clearly. Only one eye emerged, all white pupils, and a drop of blood was rolling down from it.

I pretended to be scared and scolded the shrew: "Damn, the master just told you that you don't believe it." Look...... Did you her off...... What are you still doing? Hurry up and beg for mercy! ”

The shrew got up tremblingly, knelt at the feet of the female ghost, and was so frightened that she didn't even dare to cry: "I was wrong!" I'm sorry! I was wrong! It's me who is bad! It's my mouth! I shouldn't have scolded your daughter...... Please, adults don't remember villains, spare me...... I won't dare to bully them again......"

The female ghost slowly floated towards the shrew, and the one that showed the whites of the eyes stared at her.