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Ma Wanli looked at Ding Shaoyuan's one, which was as long as a bat and as thick as a child's arm, he squinted his eyes slightly and said, "Isn't it good to grow it?" ”

Ma Wanli's expression was very strange, and he couldn't see what he really thought, and he didn't know if he was asking or mocking when he said this. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Ding Shaoyuan's whole mind was put in the crotch of his pants, he didn't look at Ma Wanli, he held up the one with his hand and said: "It's good to be longer, I made Helen cool last time, but it's too long and it's not happy, Helen won't let me touch it now, because it hurts too much." ”

Ma Wanli said with a smile: "Since it's too long, why don't you cut it off?" ”

Ding Shaoyuan looked at Ma Wanli with wide eyes, trying to figure out if he was joking, but unfortunately Ma Wanli turned around and left the dormitory after saying this, no matter how Ding Shaoyuan shouted at him, he didn't look back.

In the evening, Ding Shaoyuan, Han Yunqiu and Li Mingxiao all returned to the dormitory, and the three of them all looked sad, everyone was facing the same problem, that thing was too long, and it had even had a bad impact on life.

"Today, I saw a chick dressed very coolly, the short skirt just covered the buttocks, and the long legs were white and tender, and I was stiff." Han Yunqiu said with a sad face.

"And then?" Li Mingxiao asked weakly.

"Alas, don't mention it, it's such a big tent, my pants are torn through a hole, I ran back with my cat on my waist, and I was about to be laughed to death along the way." Han Yunqiu sighed and said.

"Fourth, what's wrong with you? Also so depressed? Han Yunqiu found that Li Mingxiao's spirit was not very good, so he asked.

Li Mingxiao sighed first, and he said, "I broke up with my girlfriend." ”

"How so? She loves you so much, chasing you without shame, and broke up in just a few days? Han Yunqiu was a little surprised.

Li Mingxiao glanced at the crotch of his pants worriedly and said: "It's not that this thing is making trouble, although the size is a little bigger at first, it can still be accepted, and my girlfriend likes it too, but recently it has grown bigger and bigger, and last night we went to open the room, and as soon as we started to make her, she cried and shouted that it hurt, and finally got blood, I couldn't stand it, so I broke up with me." ”

Because there are many examples of men who can't break up, because it's really rare for men to break up too well. Han Yunqiu felt the same way, and he said with a bitter face: "I guess our brothers and sons have similar fates, and my girlfriend hasn't contacted me for a few days." ”

The two of them sighed for a long time, Han Yunqiu suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he asked Ding Shaoyuan in confusion: "Second brother, what's wrong with you?" Why don't you speak? ”

Ding Shaoyuan had been sitting silently on the bed, not participating in the topic of Han Yunqiu and Li Mingxiao at all, and he didn't react when Han Yunqiu asked him.

"Second brother, second brother? Ding Shaoyuan! Han Yunqiu shouted several times, and finally shouted Ding Shaoyuan's name in a loud voice.

Ding Shaoyuan woke up like a dream, shook his head and said, "Huh? What's wrong? ”

"Second brother, what's wrong with you?" Han Yunqiu asked rhetorically.

"Me? I didn't think much, I was just thinking about something. Ding Shaoyuan said secretly.

Han Yunqiu and Li Mingxiao both saw that something was wrong, so they approached and said, "Second brother, what is our relationship?" If you have something to say, do you have to hide it from your brother? ”

Ding Shaoyuan didn't want to say it at first, he couldn't stand the soft grinding and hard bubbles of the two, so he simply spread his hands and said, "If you have to ask, then I'll just say it." I don't want this big thing anymore, and I don't want to worship the god of the yang spirit anymore, and when the boss comes back, I'll make it clear to him, either ask the god of yang to leave, or I will change the dormitory. ”

After a short silence, Han Yunqiu spoke first: "Second brother, I support you this time, and I don't want such a big thing." Before, although no girl liked it, I could still like others, but now I feel like a monster, and I don't even have the qualifications to like others. ”

Han Yunqiu's words caused the dormitory to fall silent for a while, and after a while, Li Mingxiao said, "Second brother, third brother, I also support you." Seriously, I wanted to do this a few days ago, our thing is big enough, it can't be bigger, and this yang god can't be worshiped anymore. When the boss comes back, the three of us will talk to him together. ”

The three of them united the front, so they lay on the bed and waited for Ma Wanli to come back, but left and right, Ma Wanli didn't know where to go, but he didn't come back. Ding Shaoyuan dialed Ma Wanli's mobile phone, but the mobile phone was also turned off and could not be contacted at all. I thought that Ma Wanli would encounter something and come back after a while, but I didn't expect to wait all night, and the three of them waited and fell asleep, until they woke up the next morning, and they still didn't see Ma Wanli come back.

The phone has been called countless times, and it has been turned off from beginning to end, what happened to Ma Wanli? Is something wrong? While the three of them were worried, they were also a little happy, because Ma Wanli did not come back, and the three of them finally worshiped the Yang God for one less day. In the minds of the three of them, as long as they didn't worship the sun god, that thing wouldn't grow up, but the truth made the three of them feel cold.

Before the noon class was finished, Li Mingxiao hurried back to the dormitory, but he didn't expect Ding Shaoyuan and Han Yunqiu to be there. He entered the house and closed the door, and before he could speak, he heard Han Yunqiu ask eagerly, "Fourth, did your thing grow again today?" ”

Li Mingxiao drooped his face and said, "Third brother, it's not just longer, it's much longer than yesterday!" I had no choice but to wrap it around my waist in a circle. ”

Before the words fell, Li Mingxiao looked at Han Yunqiu and Ding Shaoyuan's waists, and he said in surprise: "Second brother and third brother, you are also ......"

Ding Shaoyuan nodded sadly, Han Yunqiu held his waist and said, "That's right, with you in the same ball, we are also wrapped around our waists, this trouser can't be worn, if it is not entangled, that head can reach the ground." ”

"What can I do! If you don't worship the god of the sun, you're growing faster and faster, so if you go on like this, what's the point? Li Mingxiao said with some fear.

"The boss doesn't know where he went, why didn't he come back?" Han Yunqiu said as if talking to himself.

Ding Shaoyuan, who had been silent for a while, suddenly stood up and said with a gloomy face: "I think we have fallen for evil magic!" The source of the evil art is the black idol, no matter what happens to the boss, he must also be confused, let's just smash the idol, maybe we can crack the evil magic! ”

Ding Shaoyuan's words are actually not convincing, when he wants benefits, he sincerely bows down, and now he feels that the situation is not right, and he wants to destroy the statue. But the situation was special, Han Yunqiu and Li Mingxiao forced themselves to accept Ding Shaoyuan's point of view, and they rummaged through the cabinets in the dormitory without saying a word, trying to find the black statue.

After looking around, the three found that not only the idol was missing, but Ma Wanli's luggage was also missing.