On the forest path to the highway, Ma Li was blocked by Lian Shiren's group again.

"Master, you'll have to come back later. We're recording a live broadcast. "The stammering king pleases Ma Li.

"Well, okay. Please don't talk to me, because I'm going to be killed by you. Ma Li shuddered when he finished speaking. How did I associate the bearded man with the word 'moe'?

The left-behind youths in Sanhe Village were divided into two groups, standing around the half-man-wide mud pit. On the left, a man with long hair is leading in an unknown dance.

"Don't they feel embarrassed when they dance without accompaniment?"

Ma Li just complained, but the stammering king thought he was asking himself: "Don't be embarrassed, we often dance like this." ”

"Sorry, I didn't ask you."

“……”

On the right, a group of men with heavy makeup pushed Lian Shiren, a woman in the forefront.

"Lian Shiren, a rough man, how can he show such a natural and unpretentious look of wanting to refuse and welcome?" Why is my stomach churning! Why do my eyes hurt so hotly!

"Lian Da used to be a North Drifter, and he has filmed with many celebrities. He is the best acting ...... in our decadent boy troupe" The stammering king said and changed the topic abruptly: "Master, didn't you ask me again?" ”

"Correct."

“……”

Just when Marat thought that the long-haired man was lying on the ground and was about to perform push-ups, he used his hands as support points, stepped on the ground with his feet, and the whole person turned clockwise. Two laps later, he got up and got down on one knee and shouted, "I did the 720-degree Thomas spin, and I did it!" Xiao Lian, marry me! ”

"Whose Thomas is rolling on the ground? You're holding a donkey and rolling! "Ma Li's addiction to vomiting has been complained.

The King of Stammering glanced at Ma Li, and asked cautiously, "Is the master asking me?" ”

"Not really. Also, it's best not to use mood particles as stammering words, which can lead to ambiguity. ”

"Okay, let's go."

"......" Ma Li's defeat.

The live broadcast of the Decadent Boy Heavenly Group ended quickly, but they were all stuck in the road, staring at Ma Li.

"Applause." King Stammering reminds Ma Li.

“……”

After receiving the applause, the boys got out of the way with apologies. As Ma Kasa was about to get away from the boys, the stammering king shouted behind him, "Master, Sanhe Village must eat the noodles once." Otherwise, you will regret it for generations. ”

“……”

After sending a few messages to Ge Shengjie, Ma Li began to look for the legendary hanging noodles.

"Sister Hong and Lin Xiao's hanging noodles."

Ma Li looked at the sign and thought the name of the shop was weird. But he asked the people around him, and only this store has noodles, so he has no choice.

As soon as he entered the store, Ma Li's soul of complaining was blazing.

Even if you turn on the lights in broad daylight, why use a dark red light full of ambiguity!

Don't you say that the noodles here are famous far and wide? Why don't there be a single customer in the store?

There is no table in a noodle restaurant, and my understanding is that you can squat on the ground and eat noodles, but it means a single bed full!

And the only waitress...... Although the perfume on your body is pungent, the skirt is short; Although I ordered food with you, you ignored me, I was angry, and the skirt was very short; Although you pick your nose and pick your ears at the same time, it will affect the appetite of the guests, but the skirt is very short.

Damn, now is not the time to look at that kind of place.

"Boss, the boss is not here!" Ma Kasa gave up her short skirt and stood at the kitchen door and shouted in.

"Here we are." A half-aged came out of nowhere, wearing vermilion nail polish while beckoning Ma Li: "What are you doing here?" ”

"What? What else can this noodle shop do......" Mahata said more and more quietly. Is there anything else to do here?

"Noodles or lodging?" The proprietress said just the right thing to stop someone's thought that they were about to slide into the abyss.

"Eat noodles."

Three minutes later......

Ma Li held the noodles in one hand and 1.5 liters of mineral water in the other, and said puzzledly: "I didn't order mineral water." ”

"If you don't order a lot of water to eat noodles, do you want to order Lafite in '82?"

"Lin Xiao, how did you talk to the guests?" After the proprietress reprimanded the short skirt, she said with a smile: "You don't stay for noodles, please move the stool yourself to eat outside." ”

Is...... It's really a noodle restaurant with a strong style.

Ma Kasa squatted in the doorway, put the soup bowl on the stool, and began to taste the noodles that everyone had praised for their sake. It wasn't until he drank the last drop of noodle soup that he realized that he hadn't tasted anything special.

But it's weird...... Why is it that from the first bite I take, the thought of "I eat this meal, I don't know when I will eat the next one" comes to my mind? Driven by this thought, I didn't even realize that I had finished eating the noodles. Is this the magic of hanging noodles?

Ma Li, carrying a large amount of water, was walking on the side of the road to eat, when he suddenly heard the sound of a police car saying "It's over, it's over", and then a dozen police cars passed by him, and then got off the road and entered the auxiliary road.

Upon a hurried glance, he found Tang Peng sitting in a police car. "It looks like I'm going to the construction site. It's been ten minutes, why hasn't Ge Shengjie, a little rabbit, replied to the message? ”

Ma Li directly dialed Ge Shengjie's mobile phone.

"Big wave Q, blow wave Q."

"Haha, look at me with the Luban No. 7 with an IQ of two hundred and five."

"Baby catches Q."

"Excellent! There is still a remnant of blood Han Jumping. The second 'five killings' in my life is coming. ”

"Come on, be happy, there are anyway, a lot of ......"

"My soul is faint, who is sick and calls me at this time! My five kills! Ge Shengjie just wanted to hang up the phone, but when he saw that it was Ma Li's call, he could only answer the phone painfully, and lied in the voice of the gold medal host of "China's Good Story": "There are a lot of guests from Brother Xiaoma's office, I will be busy receiving you for a while, and I will call you back, bye." ”

"I sent your message, did you read it?"

"This guest, please queue up that guest, don't step on the sofa, little pony, I'm really busy, bye"

"Call me back in a minute, or I'll apply to the liver sore goose for guardian management. So that you can only drink pesticides for five minutes a day. ”

“……”

A minute later.

"Little Brother Ma, what you sent, it seems to me that the pattern composed of those stones is very similar to a kind of confinement formation, this is just my speculation, I don't know the specific thing, bye." Ge Shengjie still maintained a super high speed of speech.

"Well, then you come to me, I've already sent you the location."

"I don't understand that formation......"

"Bring your second senior brother with you."

“……”

As soon as the call ended, Ge Shengjie hurriedly clicked on the game icon, wanting to return to the battle as soon as possible. The five kills are gone, but you can't lose the qualifiers.

"Eh, death~~"

……

After about 20 minutes, the police cars left Sanhe Village one by one, and then Tang Peng drove a pickup truck to find Ma Li, who was walking on the side of the road.

He looked at the big water in Ma Li's hand and said in surprise: "Master! You actually eat hanging noodles too! ”

"How do you know?"

(End of chapter)