Chapter 2 Apprenticeship to Uncle Nine
Early the next morning, Zhang Xiaofan was still hugging Du Xiaoyue, who was naked, and worked hard, yesterday his parents, relatives and friends said that Zhang Xiaofan was an only son and could have two children, which was in line with the national conditions.
In this case, there is no reason for Zhang Xiaofan not to make efforts to conceive one this year.
Before six o'clock, phone calls began to come.
There are many old classmates and old friends who are inquiring about hangover pills, and when the phone is over, Du Xiaoyue, the mother-in-law, is already dressed and ready to open the door and go out.
How does this work?
Zhang Xiaofan forcibly tore off the spinning skirt that was not of good quality, and the woman after taking a bath had another fragrance, and the battle that had not ended just now must continue.
couldn't resist, Du Xiaoyue pointed to the mobile phone that had been on the screen, and signaled Zhang Xiaofan not to be in a hurry.
Can this be compared?
Get on the bus legally, no one can control it. Zhang Xiaofan roared and turned off his mobile phone.
The newlywed Yan'er, these people are embarrassed to disturb them, but they are reversed.
In summer, the day dawns early, after six o'clock, the rural people have already begun to eat, and some people like to step on the dew and cold to go to the ground, and come back at eight or nine o'clock.
Zhang Xiaofan's parents were busy all day yesterday, and when they got up early this morning, they didn't ask Zhang Xiaofan and his wife to get up.
Who hasn't been young.
At seven o'clock, the two washed up, and Du Xiaoyue bit the proud Zhang Xiaofan fiercely.
As soon as the two turned on their mobile phones, dozens of calls missed text messages.
The two of them called back one by one, basically asking about yesterday's hangover pills.
According to Zhang Xiaofan's answer, this thing was given by someone else, saying that it cost 2,000, and it was also a friend who casually said that Zhang Xiaofan didn't know how much it was.
Saying this, it is naturally not satisfactory, and some friends who have some money still want to contact people, isn't it embarrassing.
Where did Zhang Xiaofan find such a friend.
replied uniformly, this friend's identity is relatively noble, and he only met by coincidence, so he was embarrassed to disturb others, and coped with waves of inquiries, both of them were a little anxious.
When they got out of the room, the two realized that the matter was not over yet.
The uncle of the village party secretary and several elders in the village sat in the courtyard, laughing and chatting, and when Zhang Xiaofan went out, they all stood up.
That's going to be terrible.
Although the village party secretary is an uncle according to his seniority, he is more powerful than some grandfather-level elders in the village.
Looking at the posture, it must be a request from the classmates and friends on the phone just now.
Hangover pills.
I told the lie again, and said it tactfully, that friend's identity is indeed noble, not something that ordinary people like us can befriend, I have helped a little before, and yesterday people sent a congratulatory gift worth about 100,000 yuan, which is already a great face, but I can't get an inch and let others look down on it.
Forty-eight decorative boxes were taken out, and the village party secretary touched the fine patterns on them, all of which were of high-quality workmanship. The main thing is that the materials are extraordinary.
Coupled with a string of sandalwood bracelets, such a pill is said to be two thousand, which must be modest, maybe ten thousand can be sold.
In this case, the village party secretary can only return in a hurry.
I thought that with this excuse, I sent someone, and it would be nothing.
Who would have expected that the little people would be easy to dismiss, and the big sharks would follow.
On the morning of the third day, news spread on the Internet, and Zhang Xiaofan's wedding became famous.
That's too fast.
Zhang Xiaofan felt that things needed to be handled coldly for the first time.
Tourism is a good way to do it.
Anyway, the two of them didn't have any important work, so they re-opened a new number, and their old mobile phone numbers were directly turned off.
The two of them went out on a trip happily.
The two of them also had travel experience before, this time they naturally chose the location in advance, because it is now the peak season for summer vacation, many scenic spots are not a few, this time Zhang Xiaofan decided to take Du Xiaoyue to travel abroad.
Not the moon is round in a foreign country, but to hide from the troubles of China.
Both of them studied English, and the preferred country was naturally the United Kingdom and the United States.
After thinking about it, I went to the UK first.
Many manors in the UK have a good environment, but the important thing is that the climate in the UK is very suitable now, much stronger than in the United States.
During the tour, Zhang Xiaofan ushered in the world of scrolls again.
"Mr. Zombie" is a movie that has created a new trend in the film genre, and it has also brought Uncle Ying a lot of fame and prestige, creating a new genre.
The content is simple, as soon as it appears, Uncle Jiu's two apprentices, Qiusheng and Wencai, tease and be naughty, and as a result, Uncle Shi's four-eyed customers are broken. Then he began to handle the relocation and burial of Ren Fa's father, but Qiusheng led out the merry ghost of Dong's Xiaoyu, and Ren Lao turned into a zombie and bit Ren Fa to death.
Ren Fa's nephew, the security captain Ah Wei, arrested Uncle Jiu, and at night Ren Fa also turned into a zombie, almost biting the security captain to death and being driven away by Uncle Jiu.
Ah Wei was almost bitten to death by his cousin-in-law, so he believed that there were zombies.
And Qiusheng was entangled by the merry ghost Xiaoyu, and he had a night of supper, and the next day, Uncle Nine followed Qiusheng, intending to subdue the merry ghost Xiaoyu, but was stopped by Qiusheng.
And Wen Cai was caught by a zombie and almost turned into a zombie because of the confusion between glutinous rice and sticky rice.
The zombie's uniform is mostly helped by the customers of the four-eyed Taoist uncle.
The plot is simple, fast-paced, and easy to remember, but it's not easy to complete the mission.
"The main quest is to superimpose the female ghost Xiaoyu, second, to eliminate the zombie Ren Fa, and third, to eliminate the zombie Ren Old Lady."
The last time he was able to destroy the thousand-year-old flying zombie in the Heavenly Demon Castle, the main reason was that the castle was closed, and the zombie was not a real zombie, Ah Zhen introduced himself that the zombie was made by the Miao people with medicinal water, and he had no self-awareness, so he could only practice bloodsucking according to the original instructions.
After Ren Fa and Old Lady Ren turned into zombies, although they were a little inflexible, they obviously knew how to avoid and retreat. This is the feeling of intelligence and pain, and such a zombie with intelligence is a hundred times more difficult to deal with than a zombie without intelligence. If you don't find a good place to control the zombies, just rely on fire oil, I'm afraid that the zombies will fall into the puddle, and you can solve the problem.
"Brother Xiaofan, this system upgrade, new functions have appeared, do you want to know about it now?"
"Okay," Zhang Xiaofan stood in the system space, taking a look at his data.
"A new feature, open the plot timeline, and the host can use martial arts points or plot points to buy time. 10,000 martial arts points or 100 plot points can be used to purchase a year of scroll world time, which can be entered early or left a year later. In the second year, you need 20,000 martial arts points or 200 plot points. The timeline will follow ......
"I want to enter this scroll world a year in advance," Zhang Xiaofan felt that 10,000 martial arts worth a year was a good deal.
With a year of preparation, zombies are not so difficult to deal with.
"Brother Xiaofan, do you want to exchange some money?"
"Exchange 100 million Hong Kong dollars," Zhang Xiaofan left last time, he had no cash in his hand, all the businesses were given to the jade girl, and the loss was not small, this time he could only eat the old capital.
Entering the game, Zhang Xiaofan had an extra check in his hand, and the cashier's check of HSBC was famous in Guangzhou.
Uncle Nine is in the town of Jiangmen, but he is in the provincial capital, his identity is set as the only son of a Hong Kong businessman, this time he returned to Guangdong, he wanted to learn art, Uncle Nine had saved Zhang Xiaofan's deceased father before, and the object of apprenticeship was naturally Uncle Nine.
Purchased some gifts, in the early years of the Republic of China, there were no popular cars, so I could only take care of the carriage to give myself a ride.
In the afternoon, I finally arrived in Jiangmen Town, where Uncle Nine lived, Yizhuang was located in a remote location, but it was easy to find, after all, Yizhuang was not famous. As soon as the people in the town heard that Zhang Xiaofan came from Hong Kong, in order to repay their kindness, they immediately led the way to send Zhang Xiaofan to the ground.
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaofan reported his father's name, and Uncle Jiu still had a vague impression that of course the son of the deceased could not but take him in, not to mention that the amount of internal pressure posts for apprenticeship was so much.
I also worshiped my fellow senior brothers, Wencai and Qiusheng.
Wencai orphans have grown up in Yizhuang since childhood, although Qiusheng is also an orphan, he has an aunt to take care of, and the two of them have also played since childhood.
Qiusheng was glad that he had one more junior brother to tease and tease, and Wencai was glad that he finally had a junior disciple for him to call.
Originally, according to the rules of the teacher, Zhang Xiaofan had to work hard for several years before he could receive the true inheritance, but his bundle of money was too much, and under Zhang Xiaofan's hint, he still had a lot of business to do, and he could only learn art for three or five years, otherwise the company would be prone to problems.
The next day, Uncle Nine began to teach his true kung fu.
Zhang Xiaofan now has the ability to transform into a god realm, and in terms of kung fu, Uncle Nine is not as good as Zhang Xiaofan, but with the addition of Taoism, it is much worse.
Ten small pills as part of the bundle, directly stirred up the ninth uncle's heart, Zhang Xiaofan worshiped the ancestor master, swore to abide by the ten commandments and eight taboos of the Maoshan faction, and began to teach in the afternoon.
The Maoshan faction was founded for thousands of years, with a profound heritage, not only cultivating the inner Dan method, but also having spells, talismans, hand duels, footwork, formations and so on.
Zhang Xiaofan was not in a hurry, he first cultivated the Inner Dan Law and completed the conversion of the true yuan in his body, and this step took a month.
During this month, Qiusheng and Wencai explained to Zhang Xiaofan the many secrets of the Daomen, as well as simple hand decisions, gang steps, and dazzling charms.
If it is said that Qiusheng teaches hand duels and gangbu and still has a little bit of the appearance of a senior brother, when he teaches spells, he becomes a profiteer.
"Senior brother, don't you know, this talisman is also big and small, bad and good, and his materials include five types, namely gold, silver, purple, blue, and yellow. The yellow charm we usually use is actually the worst, and the effect is also the most reluctant. If you use the yellow charm to cultivate, it's good to get twice the result with half the effort. I think that back then, I was extremely talented, my perseverance was amazing, and it took me more than a month to successfully cultivate the first charm. It's absolutely normal for you to practice for a week now, and you don't succeed once. Qiusheng gushed endlessly, and finally succeeded in getting a hundred oceans, Zhang Xiaofan asked him to help buy some purple talisman paper.
The best gold and silver paper Jiangmen town has not yet sold.
Even purple paper is mostly defective.
But not to mention, with purple paper cultivation, on the fourth day, you can condense the aura, and Zhang Xiaofan has refined the first talisman: the clear water talisman.
This water rune in the clear water, which can dispel the cold of the human body, and it is very good to use it as a meal.
Other effects are not available for the time being.
However, after this clear water is talismanized in the water, not only can a single person be satisfied, but even ghosts, gods, Buddhas and immortals can also drink it, and get the same effect, but the deeper the cultivation, the worse the effect.
Qiusheng's flickering kung fu became more and more profound, if it was said that it was still a little restrained at the beginning, but later, it was unscrupulous. Because Zhang Xiaofan took the initiative to ask him to help buy high-level practice props, eat some kickbacks, and get some wages, it is very reasonable.