Ren Zitao arrived at the city hospital.

He had just climbed to the sixth floor, and was looking for the Takama number, when he almost collided with an eldest lady around the corner, and the eldest lady who hit him staggered back several steps in succession.

"Oh my God, I'm holding urine in my hand, and I'll sprinkle you all over you, why don't you look at the aisle!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Ren Zitao apologized frequently.

But as soon as he took two steps, he suddenly stood down, looked back and shouted, "Auntie? ”

"What for?"

Ren Zitao walked back again: "Is the urinal in your hand sold by this hospital?" ”

"Hehe," the eldest lady was immediately happy, and while she was happy, she didn't forget to glance at Ren Zitao's lower body: "Look, is it quite similar?" ”

Ren Zitao was speechless for a few seconds before giving an evaluation: "Well, it's quite chic." ”

These words seemed to encourage the old lady, and the eldest lady immediately turned into a urinal salesman and said:

"I use this urinal, and I can't pee outside.

Let me tell you, this hospital sells all urinals, forcing us to buy them, and the ones sold are expensive and expensive.

That's it, I bought it outside, guess how much?

It's only two dollars a piece, haha, you say it's cheap.

Since I changed this, my old man, I can pick it up by myself, it's easy to get rid of it, and your family is also a male patient? ”

Ren Zitao nodded: "Well, my family has a sprained waist, and it is not suitable to go to the ground, I think it is more convenient to use this, where did you buy it?" ”

The eldest lady held the urinal with one hand, and immediately patted her thigh with the other: "That's it, I just bought one more last time, it's useless if there are too many things, I'll sell it to you, so you don't have to run errands to buy it, count you five yuan." ”

Yes? Sitting on the ground to increase the price?

"Auntie, five yuan is no problem, but you have to make sure it's brand new."

……

In other words, Fu Junze's performance was to transfer Jiang Yuanda to a high room, and Liu Che was to buy food and drink for Jiang Yuanda, and he even knew how to buy a few more pillows for sitting up.

When he arrived at Ren Zitao, he carried a urinal and pushed open the door of the ward.

However, people have three urgency, and others can really be dealt with, not to mention, this thing is the most important.

Because Jiang Nan in the ward was with Jiang Yuanda's face again, she didn't know that someone had come in the ward.

"Dad, can you listen to me? What kind of crutches do you want, let you not go to the ground, don't go to the ground, I'll turn my head and soak the clothes, you just toss, look, I almost fell, everyone else can use the urinal, why can't you? I'm your daughter, what's so shameful. ”

"I heard your voice from afar, what are you shouting to your uncle?" Ren Zitao walked in.

Jiang Nan looked back and was stunned: "Why are you here?" That's the end of it? ”

When Ren Zitao passed by Jiang Nan's side, he threw Jiang Nan a small look, and the meaning was obvious: You can do it, uncle has something to say, let's talk about it later.

There are priorities in the matter, Ren Zitao didn't even call Uncle Jiang, and said: "Man, go out, don't be outside, go to the door for a while." ”

"But?"

"I'll come, hurry up."

Jiang Nan obediently went out.

Ren Zitao immediately bent down and asked, "Uncle, big and small?" ”

"Small."

"Come on, I just bought it."

Jiang Yuanda snatched the urinal, his face was flushed, and he didn't forget to scold while still shuddering:

"This stinky girl, not obedient at all, I have to lie on the bed and stuff the potty under my ass to pee, we are normal people, and we don't want to think about the cold can pee out? It's going to suffocate me. ”

After the solution was completed, he was completely relieved, and Jiang Yuanda breathed a sigh of relief, he was embarrassed.

Zitao just helped him take off his pants, didn't he? Worry.

If you let your children pour urine again, it's not okay, I guess they haven't served their father like this.

"Put this, Zitao, wait a while, let the man fall later."

Ren Zitao only said: "Uncle, I grew up with you." ”

Jiang Yuanda immediately let go, and the look in his eyes was as gentle as he could.

"Champion Lang? Or the provincial champion, you kid, your father's unhappy teeth are exposed? ”

Ren Zitao told Jiang Yuanda with a bright smile: "He has been in control, and he didn't dare to laugh out loud, I guess I'm suffocating, and I'm always a little crying with joy these days." ”

"Hahaha...... Oops, my waist. ”

Ren Zitao hurriedly stretched out his hand to help hold on: "Are you lying down or sitting?" ”

"I can't sit still, this fuck, it hurts to laugh, it hurts this place, I can only lie on my stomach."

Listen, Jiang Yuanda can only tell his true feelings in front of Ren Zitao, and pain is pain.

Unlike in front of those children, he still has to dress strongly and pretend that he is fine, and he can talk a few more words when he can.

Ren Zitao waited for Jiang Yuanda to lie down, put Xia Liang's quilt on his feet, and then went out with the urinal.

When he went out, he looked up and looked around at this so-called high room, even the bathroom is matched, advanced enough to take a bath, and the environment is really good.

Uncle Jiang's changed shirt was soaking in the pool, next to the newly opened bag of laundry detergent, plus the basin, the kettle, the rice bowl, the four leftovers and melons, fruits, pears and peaches on the mahogany table in the house, and even the fruit knife.

Ren Zitao already knew it in his heart.

Either Liu Che found someone to give him the room he wanted, or Fu Junze moved to tune it.

A few friends rushed before him, and they had already finished everything they could, and they were very careful and lacked nothing.

No, for some reason, he felt a little bad in his heart.

……

In the public washroom, Ren Zitao was bowing his head and seriously washing the urinal, Jiang Nan stood next to him, wanting to grab it, but Ren Zitao avoided it, so she could only stand there and ask, "Huh?" Is my mom gone? ”

"Let's go now, Aunt Jiang has been helping my mother manage the money, my mother collects the money, she keeps the accounts, and she has to help greet those old neighbors in our community, there are more than 40 tables, and some can't take care of it, thanks to your mother."

"Ah, it's good to be busy, but she should be calling me soon, tsk, I'll have to think about what to say, my dad won't let me tell her."

"Don't you have to go to the new house to see the progress of the renovation? That's what I heard her and my mom say. ”

"Yes, yes, I forgot about it, saying that the master was lazy, she was going to supervise the work, and I would send her a text message later, and then find an excuse to go home late."

"Don't send a text message, you have to call Aunt Jiang to report her safety, chat a few words, I looked for you before the banquet, and I asked her to panic."

Jiang Nan nodded: "Oh, okay then." ”

Thinking about it again, I didn't go to the banquet today, it's a pity, I always feel that it is my little wings that have made Ren Zitao's achievements even more powerful, as long as I think so, I am very happy.

"I said, Brother Zitao, did you receive my gift?"

"Aunt Jiang gave my mother a red envelope, and they tore it for a long time."

Jiang Nan glared at Ren Zitao, and always felt that this kid was still a little unhappy: "Pretending to be stupid, right?" I mean suits, I ran half the city, looking for a master to give you a private custom, have you tried it? Is it suitable? When you go to college and designate that you can use it, your school will always do some activities. ”

Ren Zitao shook the water droplets on his hands, he looked at Jiang Nan in the mirror, and thought: It's very suitable, and it's not like you take it off if you try it, it's a hot day for me, and I put it on when I spoke on stage, it's hot...... I guess everyone else thinks I'm wrong, just to show you, but you're not there.

As for playing stupid? No, it doesn't exist.

He just had emotions for himself, and suddenly felt very anxious and a little decadent.

When will I be able to become a super dick?