Gongye Ji Chang was scorched by Wang Yi and Shi Canglei, and it took a long time to come to his senses, rearrange his thoughts, and said, "I think if you want to increase the flow of customers." Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info first and foremost is that we must have a fixed place. Otherwise, even if someone wants to find us to "see things", there is nowhere to look for us! ”

Wang Yi hesitated a little and said, "Do you mean that let's find a lively place to set up a stall and tell fortunes like those charlatans?" ”

Shi Cang grinned: "This is too low!" ”

Gongye Ji Chang rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "Can't you two think of some high-end and high-grade places?" ”

Shi Cang's eyes lit up: "It's ...... to open a shroud shop!" ”

"Uh......!" Gongye Ji Chang glanced at Shi Cang with a strange expression, and muttered, "I want to know how much you hate your grandfather!" It's not enough to dig into the corners of people's walls in secret, now you have to open a store to steal business! ”

"It's not! I didn't mean that! Shi Cangpang's face flushed: "I didn't say that I have to open a shroud shop!" If you really can't open a Buddha statue hall! ”

"Your minds are still stuck in the past!" Gongye Ji Chang was completely speechless: "We are emerging humans born in the 90s!" I can't think of following the trend! ”

"I see!" Wang Yi's eyes lit up: "We can open a store related to folk culture!" ”

Gongye Ji nodded: "This idea is not bad!" But there is something bad about "folk culture". It's not easy to publicize, and if it's not good, it's easy to be labeled by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau as "spreading feudal superstition", and then it's sealed! ”

"I'm rubbing! You still want to do publicity! Shi Cang couldn't believe it: "Are you afraid that the Industrial and Commercial Bureau won't come to check on us?" ”

Wang Yi also smiled bitterly: "Lao Ji, tell me first, how do you plan to pass it on?" Is it like whispering? ”

Gongye Ji Chang smiled lightly: "What's so difficult about this!" Just find a reasonable and legal outerwear and wrap it! ”

Seeing Wang Yi and Shi Cang, they looked dazed. Gongye Ji said: "Let me ask you what is the regular ending of domestic horror films?" ”

Wang Yi thought for a moment and said; "Uh......! We don't watch movies for long! But if you talk about the horror movie I watched yesterday, it seems that the ending seems to be that the protagonist has some kind of mental illness! ”

"Ahh I know this! Shi Cang suddenly said: "I heard a few friends and I laugh at them when I was drinking!" said that domestic horror movies don't need to watch the end at all, because you know what the ending is with your heels! Either the protagonist is dreaming, or the protagonist is drugged and mentally ill! ”

"That's right!" Gongye Ji nodded with satisfaction: "In the context of "opposing feudal superstition". The reason why movie theaters are able to show modern ghost movies. It's because they wear a cloak that is scientifically sound! So we can do the same......! ”

"You mean ......!" Wang Yi hesitated a little and said, "You don't plan to open a mental hospital, do you?" ”

"Rely on ......! You're not afraid of being beaten to death by mental illness, I'm also afraid of being scratched by neuropathy! Gongye Ji said helplessly: "Let me tell you so!" You've probably heard of yin and yang eyes, right? ”

Wang Yi and Shi Cang nodded at the same time: "The so-called yin and yang eyes are an extremely rare innate physique. Its naked eye can preserve the innate qi from dissipating. One eye is yin, one eye is yang. Yin can communicate the two worlds of yin and yang, and the yang can reach the heavens to listen. This is a first-class monastic physique, and it is also known as the innate Yin and Yang Mr. physique! ”

"I'm rubbing! It turns out that the yin and yang eyes have such a big origin? Gongye Ji Chang was surprised: "I thought it was the yin and yang eyes of mortal legends, which is the underworld path that you usually open!" ”

"You don't know for a long time!" Shi Cang pursed his lips: "Then you still ask us like a "big understanding"!" ”

"The yin-yang eyes I want to talk about are not the same thing as the yin-yang eyes you are talking about!" Gongye Ji Chang smiled bitterly: "The yin and yang eyes I am talking about simply refer to those who claim to be able to see ghosts!" ”

"What kind of yin and yang eyes is this!" Shi Cang said disdainfully: "Even if you don't open the underworld." As long as the luck is low, or the person who is found by the creditor of a grievance, he can see the ghost! ”

Gongye Ji Chang nodded: "Having said that, modern society will not admit the existence of ghosts. That's what I'm going to say, in order to explain the existence of the "yin and yang eyes". Those "experts" racked their brains and finally found a breakthrough in "psychology"! Blaming the "yin and yang eyes" on "paranoia" comes from deceiving people! ”

Gongye Ji Chang smiled confidently after speaking: "So what I mean is that we can open a "psychological clinic" in a suitable location!" In this way, we can use the treatment of mental diseases as a gimmick to hype up the treatment of the so-called "hysteria"! ”

"Psychological clinic, ah......!" Wang Yi and Shi Cang's eyes lit up, and then they were a little worried: "This idea is not bad!" But why do psychiatric clinics have to have a real psychiatrist, right? Especially when registering for a business license, you should have a certificate like a "medical certificate"! ”

"That's called a "psychological counselor"" Gongye Ji Chang chuckled: "You don't have to worry about this at all!" I have already passed the assessment of "Level 2 Psychological Counselor" and obtained the psychological counseling certificate! To tell you the truth, before I met you, I planned to open a psychological clinic to fulfill my wish to be Mr. Yin and Yang! ”

"I'm rubbing! No wonder this guy is so good at working for nothing! It turned out that I studied "psychology"! Wang Yi and Shi Cang looked at Gongye Ji Chang with strange expressions and muttered to themselves.

Wang Yi swallowed his saliva with difficulty and muttered, "Old Ji, how long is your brain!" I think you yourself have the title of professor in the Department of Literature! How could you possibly still have time to study psychology. And even got a certificate! This is really perverted! ”

Gongye Ji Chang scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Actually, it's not as powerful as you say!" It's mostly a personal hobby! ”

The corners of Shi Cang's mouth twitched: "You really have more hobbies!" Literature, psychology, folklore, ghost catching ......! You see if you're not interested in aliens......! ”

Gongye Ji Chang rolled his eyes: "Brother is a liberal arts student......!" ”

Shi Cang said with a confused expression; "Do aliens still divide the arts?"

Gongye Ji Chang smiled bitterly: "Okay! All right! Let's get down to business! What do you think of my proposal? ”

"Perfect ......!"

"No problem.....

Wang Yi and Shi Cang answered without hesitation. I have to say that Gongye Ji Chang is insightful, and the suggestion of a psychological clinic is much stronger than the so-called opening a shroud shop! Not only can it attract customers on the surface, but it also sounds high-end! Atmosphere! Grade ......!

Wang Yi and Shi Cang couldn't help but be secretly proud, if they met Luo Ning and Zhou Yun's families in the future. They can say that they are doing psychological work.