Chapter 306: The toilet knows math

"Eyes are at the heart of all three of us. Once the eyes are removed, it will take a day for us to lose our minds and turn back into ordinary objects. ”

"Why are you hiding such an important matter from me!" Ma Li was a little angry, although he had always said that the three spirits were guests who lived in the office, but in fact he had already treated the three spirits as his own.

"That murderer is very powerful, we are afraid that you will die."

"......" His heart was a little moved, and a little annoyed.

I'm usually a little strict with them, and I don't allow this or that. Unexpectedly, at a critical moment, they would think about themselves.

Alas! If I had known that this was the case, I should have followed behind Liu Wuxian and went to find Su Guohe. Now that I am trapped here, wouldn't it delay the rescue time of the feather duster and rag!

I need to get this out of the way quickly in order to complete the task.

Ma Li opened the notebook and just wanted to continue calculating, but was interrupted by the toilet: "Director, you hurry up and let me regain my freedom, I want to find their eyes." ”

"What freedom?" Ma Kasa didn't get angry at being disturbed this time.

"Didn't you use spells to keep me from moving?"

"I don't need any spells here."

"What? What the hell is this place? ”

“…… That's the way it is. After Ma Li briefly described the situation of the illusion to the toilet, he said: "The only possibility of leaving here now is to complete You Longyang's mission. But I was stuck with a math problem mixed with physics......"

"Math problems?" The eyes of the toilet bowl are a little shiny.

At this time, another tourist was bounced off by the bouncing machine and smashed to the ground.

"Now I need to get safely from the jumping machine onto the pirate ship to complete the second mission. Otherwise, you will fall into the mud like the brother on the ground, and then the mission will fail. ”

"Oh, I see. This question is not difficult. "The toilet is confident.

"Isn't it difficult? You're not kidding. ”

"In terms of physics, there is no breeze here, so you don't have to worry about the wind speed. We just have to think about wind resistance and gravity. Most of the rest are math problems. ”

"Oh? Do you know so much? Ma Lisa was a little curious.

The toilet misunderstood Ma Li, and quickly explained: "Director, don't look at me like this, I didn't mean to laugh at you." ”

"You're thinking too much. I never judge people by their appearance, and I don't question your level of knowledge just because you're a toilet. Say it, be bold. "Ma Li's feeling is that the ball is not a ball of cleanliness, and the three spirits it leaves to itself do not seem to be as simple as cleaning or decoration.

"Mathematical modeling is needed here...... Such...... Again...... The final answer is that you have to sit in the second position of the third set of seats. so that it will not fly off. Of course, the most important point is that just as the pirate ship has just detached itself from the right bracket and flew to the left, the jumping machine you are riding on is just in time. Everything else is easy to say, but it's the last point, which is hard to grasp. ”

"Bang bang", Ma Li applauded: "Your level is simply higher than my math teacher." Easy to understand, awesome! If you were human, you would be a great mathematician. ”

"Well, I'm not that good." The toilet was somewhat flattered.

For the first time, Makasa's words gave it self-confidence, not as a vessel for receiving excrement, but in the knowledge it had mastered, in its dream of becoming a mathematician.

So much so that it couldn't wait to share its experience of living knowledge with Maga, but ......

"I'm not good, I just used to watch beep~beep~"

Talking about the past is forbidden again.

"Well, don't be modest. Anyway, you can't tell you about your past. I won't say much about my admiration. Let's think about how to choose the time to ride the jumping machine. ”

"With just one more cycle of data, I can find the right time to ride." The toilet spoke more and more confidently, "Can the director help move me?" I need to look at both sides in full. ”

"Okay."

……

"Hey, hey, hey! What kind of plane is Ma Lisa doing! What's the use of him moving that toilet, is it because he wants to stand on the toilet and pick pomegranates on the side of the road? You Longyang felt that either he was a fool, so he didn't understand Ma Li's behavior; Either Mahata gave up the task and began to break the can.

"It's best to abandon the mission." He looked at the watch on his wrist, "There is still an hour before the illusion is closed." After closing, even if he completes his mission, he will never leave here. Then ......"

He looked shy: "My wish will come true." Boom~"

Ten minutes later, Ma Li's time to take the jumping machine was determined, and when he was about to leave, the toilet suddenly became unconfident and said, "Director, do you really believe in my calculations?" ”

"I trust your computing powers. Also, do we have any other options? ”

"Or wait for me to do the math three more times."

"Time waits for no one. In case Su Guohe ran away with the eyeballs, or broke the eyeballs. You and I will regret it for the rest of our lives. ”

"But ......"

"No, but. I want you to understand that I'm not just here for you, I want to get out of here as soon as possible. While I deduce some of the rules of Illusion, these won't be the whole story. The longer I stay here, the harder it will be for me to get out. ”

"Well, I see. Director, you can go with confidence. Wait for this incident to end......"

Ma Ha stepped on the toilet seat and said angrily, "Shut up! Before I take the risk, please don't put up any flags that could kill me. ”

"......" What a strange human being!

The motor of the jumping machine was activated, and the machinery in the central column also made a humming sound.

Ma Li's hands grasped the safety railing on his chest, and his legs trembled slightly.

If the Wing Skill is still there, he won't be nervous. But now he was just an ordinary person, just like the dozens of tourists who had been ejected before. It is impossible to change direction in the air, or glide.

The seat began to rise slowly, and he looked down at the toilet bowl that was getting smaller and smaller on the ground, and clenched his fists.

Man, I hope your calculations aren't skewed in the slightest!

Ordinary tourists will subconsciously close their eyes when they take the jumping machine. Those who are a little more bold only dare to look ahead or upward. Except for the grave grass, who usually thought they were going to die, no one would stare down. Otherwise, you will bring yourself endless fear of high altitudes.

Screaming at the lightest......

Ma Li, sensing that the screams of the person on his left were too harsh, tore off a piece of cloth from the other's clothes and stuffed it into the other's mouth.

If it's serious, it's scared to pee......

Ma Li looked to the right with a bitter face: "Old sister, your cushion is wet." Didn't you buy diapers at the ticket office? You smell so big, and you flush your nose very much! ”

"Buy, buy, buy. Pee, full of pee. The woman trembled.

Ma Li pulled up his collar to cover his mouth and nose.

It seems that calculating the correct result does not allow you to complete the task 100%, and you also have to eliminate the surrounding distractions.

……

"Bang~"

The seat rises to the top, and the exciting moment comes.

Ma Li shouted: "It's a donkey or a horse, pull it out and fly to know~"

(End of chapter)