"Hello? Who to look for? ”

"See if there's a red dot on your girlfriend's temple. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Huh?"

"Thirty seconds, if you don't come out, your girlfriend will die."

The petty bourgeois young man who was eating in the monkey restaurant received a phone call inexplicably, and the content of the call was a little inexplicable, but when he looked over, there was really a laser red dot on his girlfriend's temple, just like in the movie.

"You...... What do you want to do? He lowered his voice: "Who are you?" ”

"Twenty seconds left."

Threatened by this, he stood up and said to his girlfriend with a pale face, "I'll go out for a while and come back immediately." ”

After going out with the phone, the voice on the phone came again: "Turn left, public toilet." ”

When he came to the door of the public toilet nervously, he saw two young men in black suits standing there, and one of them beckoned to him with a short one: "Come, come, come." ”

When the young man tried to go up and ask them what kind of prank they wanted to do, they were grabbed by the neck and dragged into the toilet.

"Let you pretend to be so forced!"

A punch hit him in the stomach, and the strength was very good, only making people feel unbearable pain but not hurting their muscles and bones, but an ordinary person who was beaten by such a punch could only squat on the ground like a shrimp and couldn't stand up.

"Still not pretending?"

One of the black suits grabbed his hair and dragged him to the sink, and when he went up, he slapped him: "Draft, you're really not afraid of death." ”

And just when this petty bourgeois young man was full of confusion, a person suddenly walked in outside the toilet, and the two black-clothed people immediately stood upright and didn't dare to say a word as soon as they saw the person who came in.

"Who told you to beat my guest?"

The monkey master leaned against the wall, clasped his arms in his hands, and looked at the two people in front of him with a frown: "Don't think that you treat me as a canteen every day, I don't know." ”

has been said so, what can the brother in black do except be speechless, after all, the person standing in front of them is the captain, although he is now temporarily on the second line due to physical reasons, but who doesn't know that he is the real big boss.

In the face of the rebuke of the big boss, who dares to speak up? Would you like to go back to confinement?

The monkey master lifted the petty bourgeois young man from the ground and drew a circle on him with his fingers, and the time rewind function immediately restored his physical state to five minutes ago, but the memory of being beaten also disappeared with it.

After he returned to normal, he looked at the monkey who was washing his hands and the man in black who was sorting each other's clothes, touched his head, felt a little strange but couldn't tell what was strange, just muttered a dead and walked out.

And after he went out, the monkey master pointed to the two boys: "Pay attention next time." ”

"Yes......"

"Got it......"

Back at the restaurant, the monkey glanced at the young man, then went into the kitchen and brought out the things, which looked like just two bowls of noodles that looked very simple.

"Just noodles?"

"Yes." The monkey nodded: "Didn't you see the signboard?" What I do, what you eat. Don't beep with me, or I'll beat you. ”

"Say it again!"

After the monkey master finished speaking, he just patted him on the shoulder, and then walked into the kitchen. Where do you want to be a boss in the service industry, it's just your father, okay?

Originally, the petty bourgeoisie wanted to stand up and theorize, but was stopped by his girlfriend: "Forget it, this noodle looks very good, try it." ”

Pretty good? Just kidding. Can this bowl of 6,000 noodles be described as very good? A hundred-year-old Zhu Guo, the soup boiled from the spine of the deep-sea white dragon, and the things covered with it are also a variety of otherworldly essences, tribute-level things, which are not eaten by money.

Sure enough, after eating the first bite, the two of them couldn't stop anymore, although the amount of a bowl of noodles was not small, but it really couldn't stand the two of them from eating with their lives, and finally even the soup and noodles were eaten in minutes.

At this moment, Tassel put a can of sea blue drink on their table: "This is a consumption drink, please use it slowly." ”

Ocean blue, it looks very strange in color, but when poured into a cup, it gives off a strange aroma, and the taste is not very sweet and a little sour, but this fragrance is magical that they have never tasted, just one sip makes people feel refreshed, completely offsetting the fatigue after a full stomach.

This made the petty bourgeois man who had eaten a lot of good things shocked, and even forgot the unreasonableness of the monkey master to him before.

After finishing the work, the monkey squatted in front of the TV and watched the variety show, no matter what the guests were saying, in the end, the petty bourgeois man stepped forward and took the initiative to ask: "Boss, I'll just ask, what is that drink?" ”

"It's Capricorn Saro's juice." The monkey didn't reply: "A half-plant, half-animal thing, carnivorous." ”

I had never even heard this term, and the petty bourgeoisie was a little embarrassed, and he coughed: "How did you make that noodle so delicious?" ”

"Can you handle it?"

"That's right...... My self-media is a show about food, your restaurant is the most amazing and distinctive restaurant I have eaten over the years, I want to push it for you. ”

"Whatever, but remember to check out." The monkey turned his head sideways: "Tassel, the guest pays." ”

As soon as he heard that there was money to be made, the tassel ran over: "Chenghui is eighteen thousand five." ”

After hearing this price, the petty bourgeois man was blindsided on the spot: "How much?" ”

"Eighteen thousand five, give you a whole one, you give you nineteen thousand, we can also give you two fruits." The tassel sales are not too strong: "Originally, it would cost seven hundred and five to sell one alone." ”

If other restaurants could eat bowls of noodles at this price, he would have to call the police, but after thinking about it, he decided to pay honestly.

And Master Monkey squatted there from beginning to end and giggled along with the funny rhythm of variety shows, not caring about the entanglements of the people around him at all.

But that night, a report about this mysterious restaurant came out, and the mysterious ingredients, expensive prices, and the owner who had no one in sight became close-ups of this one, although the whole article only had the back of the monkey master, the façade of the restaurant, the two bowls of noodles and the strange can of juice. But the whole process is written by this kid about the ups and downs, and also focuses on the only four tables in the Monkey Hotel, which leads to his meticulous craftsmanship and artistic temperament towards food.

The arrogant advertising slogan is described as the threshold for the exclusion of non-real gourmets, because only true gourmets can endure all this for the sake of the world's deliciousness.

At the end of the article, he also deliberately wrote a paragraph of his own opinion, saying that it is not an exaggeration to hand over all the beautiful adjectives in the world to that bowl of simple noodles at once, and it can even make people eat the breath from the universe.

That's an exaggeration, right, but there are still people who eat this set. So when the monkey master came to open the store the next day, he himself was blindsided...... Because the waiting area at the door was actually full of people.

"You're actors, huh?"

After opening the door, the monkey master came out and asked the guy who was the first in line with his hands behind his back, this person looked very thin, but he was well-dressed, and his high cheekbones showed a picky smell. Hearing the monkey master's words, he smiled: "I'm here to see the magic food." I'm on the verge of anorexia because I'm picky, and I don't believe there's any other food that can whet my appetite. ”

The monkey master smiled: "Are you sure?" ”

"Are you sure?"

"Have you brought enough money?"

"Of course."

obviously eats a meal, but eats like a martial arts master, which is also a scenery. It's just that after he entered, the monkey master didn't let people in anymore, and although the four fox sisters would distribute lemonade to the people queuing at the door, what they hoped more was to go in and see what that guy was eating.

And in the house, this thin guy directly slapped a chapter of bank cards on the counter: "There are 300,000 here, if you can satisfy me, it's all yours!" ”

When Tassel saw that it was a big customer, her eyes immediately lit up, and she held the bank card and shouted to the monkey master: "Chuxinxin, go cook!" ”

"Wait a minute." The monkey master watched TV with a bowl of egg fried rice: "Let him wait, I'll have breakfast here." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll wait." The thin fellow was not in the slightest hurry, and sat down in his seat to study the menu with great interest: "To tell you the truth, there is no one who can touch my stomach except the late legendary chef Mr. Dick, and I hope you will succeed." ”

The monkey pouted disdainfully: "That's because you haven't eaten anything good." ”

After speaking, he put the empty bowl aside: "Wait for Lao Tzu." ”

When he entered the kitchen, he first took out a very stale fish from the kitchen, this fish was obtained from a remote primitive world, and it tasted good, but because it was very ferocious and had venom like a snake, and was thousands of times more poisonous than a pufferfish, it was hardly recognized as food.

But the monkey didn't care, he first used the method of time rewind to resurrect the fish, and then quickly slice the fish into almost transparent slices, each piece of meat did not stick to the poisonous glands and blood, after the delicate and crystalline fish meat was spread on a plate, the monkey master simply got some sweet soy sauce on it as the first dish.

"Serve."

A voice came from the kitchen, and the gourmet even muttered in disbelief, "So fast?" But when the dish was served, he felt a little disappointed, this is obviously the most ordinary sashimi......

After trying it with disappointment, his originally dim eyes suddenly lit up, in addition to the freshness of this fish, it also has a natural spicy taste, and the taste of the fish in the mouth is delicious with tendons, and the spicy and sweet taste also makes him feel the indescribable refreshment.

However, after three slices of fish, it will feel very spicy, he picked up the green drink next to him and took a sip, originally this sour drink could not be eaten at all, but with the spicy taste of this fish is so suitable, he can't help but eat a few more bites.

He ate a fish in a short time, but just as he was desperate for the next dish to appear, a bowl of sticky, jet-black soup was served.

The sight of a dead animal in the soup staring at him was a bit unappetizing, but the smell of the heat made it difficult for him to take a sip......

Drunk...... There was only one adjective to describe how he felt right now, and although the monster in the soup made him disgusting, the slightly hallucinogenic feeling of the soup and the just right fusion of five flavors gave him a mental impact in addition to physical satisfaction.

But before he could finish the bowl, the soup was already served. The third course was also served, this one was a greasy meat dish, with a heavy greasy head and a strong smell, and a large bowl of white rice on the side.

The glutton, who was still silent in the wonderful feeling of mental dizziness, picked up the meal suspiciously, then picked up a dish that was almost full of fat, and ate it into his mouth with nausea.

What he didn't expect was that this fatty fat meat was so delicious, and it was a perfect match with hot grains of rice.

Wonderful! Wonderful!

didn't care about another word, and even had no ability to think in his brain, a large bowl of rice was eaten in an instant, and there was not even a single bit of fat left with that plate of fat. Then he even asked for another bowl of rice, and ate another bowl mixed with the rest of the soup on the plate.

"Okay?"

The monkey master wiped his hands and walked out of the kitchen, sat down next to the tassel, lit a cigarette, and asked with a smile, "Didn't disappoint you?" ”

The "anorexic" patient, who had eaten to the point where he could not get up from his position, would vomit at the slightest movement, nodded heavily, but because the food had reached his throat, he was completely unable to speak......

The monkey master threw a cigarette to him: "Eat and smoke a cigarette, that is the living immortal." ”

"I don't ......" he wanted to say that he didn't smoke, but he lit it up after thinking about it, and after taking a deep breath, the intense dizziness made him breathe comfortably.

"You haven't lived in vain in this life, how did you do it?"

"Because of my heart." Master Monkey patted him on the shoulder: "The last dish is ordinary back to the pot meat, hahahahaha." Elsewhere, a maximum of fifty pieces per plate. ”

"But why is it so delicious?"

"Because you're hungry, aren't you stupid?" The monkey master squinted at him: "I won't tell you anything else, get out of here." ”

"I'll sit a little longer, I won't be able to walk."

From walking unsteadily when I went in, to my ruddy complexion when I came out, as long as I wasn't blind, I could see that it was clearly a state after eating enough food and replenishing enough energy.

Come to think of it, an anorexic can eat like this, you can imagine how awesome the food here can be......

But unfortunately, this restaurant is only open for six hours a day, and I am afraid that you have to go in to eat at other times, and if the boss is in a bad mood or has a wonderful program on TV, people will not care.

But that's it, those guys who are waiting to eat are really willing to queue for hours for even a bowl of clear soup and little water.

"What?" Jiangang, who was assisting in the task in Tacheng, was surprised when he got the news: "His restaurant is overcrowded? What's wrong with these people? How cheap do they have to be to go to his place for dinner? ”

"Who knows." The assistant lady was also full of disbelief: "Line up, do you know...... Queue up! From 6 a.m. to 8 p.m., there are people lining up outside all day. ”

"Sick...... That's what it means to be sick. This society is so sick. Jian Gang smiled helplessly and shook his head: "Also, Naifeitian's grandson, when will he come back?" ”

Nephilites...... He is now sitting at the head of the city watching the Eight-Nation Alliance go out of the city to encircle and suppress the Boxers, which makes him feel sad and depressed.

"I still have to do something......" Nephilian shook his head gloomily: "Brother Ye, let's go out of the city too." It's hard to let foreigners slaughter their own compatriots. ”

"Yes...... Big brother, what can we do? ”

Nephilim smiled: "You can do a lot, it just depends on whether you are willing to do it." (To be continued.) )