Chapter 434: It's not funny

Liu Yuyan's pregnancy was exposed by Luo Yuan!

Tang Jian was also speechless, this shameless old guy actually rubbed their popularity for free to promote the upcoming movie!

But he didn't blame Luo Yuan, after all, he didn't care if he said this kind of thing or not, celebrities are also people, and pregnancy is not an unsightly thing, nor is it a big event celebrated by the whole world.

Of course, this is just what Tang Jian thinks.

For his fans and Liu Yuyan's fans, this really feels like a universal celebration.

Now, Weibo is blessing them one by one, and they are all asking when they will get married?

Subsequently, Liu Yuyan personally posted a Weibo to thank the fans for their care and blessings, and Tang Jian also followed up with a Weibo to thank the fans for their blessings.

However, he found that under Liu Yuyan's Weibo, the comments were all similar, basically blessings and comments from a group of people shouting about falling out of love.

And Tang Jian's side, in addition to blessings, there are also comments that warn him, threaten him, and even spray him and scold him!

"It's a difference!" Tang Jian said unconvinced.

Liu Yuyan looked at her mobile phone and said with a smile: "Whoever told you to give others an impression is unreliable!" ”

Liu Yuyan smiled gloatingly, the person who posted these comments must be her true love fans! These true love fans all left messages on Tang Jian's side, warning and threatening Tang Jian to take care of her, and saying that he would be more mature when he became a father, as if he was sarcastic about how immature he was before he became a father!

Tang Jian was naturally not happy with such a comment!

The reason why he is so stubborn and does it if he doesn't accept it is for the sake of survival!

How can this have anything to do with immaturity?

Tang Jian simply posted another Weibo: "Thank you for the blessings of the fans, I am very happy when I think that there will be an extra baby to take care of me in the future!" ”

Comment down......

"You're poisonous!"

"Ask for a face, okay? It's you who will take care of your wife and baby in the future! It's not your wife who takes care of you with your baby! ”

"It's over, it's over, this time it's really a good cabbage that has been arched by pigs, and I feel sorry for Goddess Yuyan inexplicably......"

"Phew! What kind of man are you? ”

"While Master Tang is still a decent person, let's spit and leave!"

……

Liu Yuyan didn't look at it, she suddenly felt that what netizens said was very reasonable, this little slut is indeed a little immature, it seems that she will have to be strictly supervised in the future!

At this time, Tang Jian suddenly thought of something, looked at Liu Yuyan, and asked, "Daughter-in-law, let me ask you a question!" ”

"What's the problem?" Liu Yuyan said curiously.

Tang Jian asked: "Why do babies cry so much when they are born?" ”

“……”

Liu Yuyan couldn't answer for a while, so she simply asked, "Why?" ”

Tang Jian replied: "Think about it, hundreds of millions of brothers and sisters went on an expedition together, and in the end, one of them escaped alive, how scary!" Can you stop crying? ”

“……”

Liu Yuyan rolled her eyes, and then said with a smile: "It's not funny!" ”

Well, Tang Jian asked again: "Then do you know why there are so many more white hairs when you pull them out?" ”

What kind of questions are these questions!

Liu Yuyan couldn't answer again, and shook her head innocently to say that she didn't know.

The Tang family revealed the mystery: "Because the black hair around me saw that my relatives were uprooted, my face turned white with fright!" ”

“……”

Liu Yuyan was speechless and complained: "This is not funny at all!" ”

"Then I'll ask you another brain teaser!"

Tang Jian continued: "Excuse me, what does it mean to be forced to look confused?" ”

Liu Yuyan quickly replied: "It's just dumbfounded, in a daze!" ”

"Wrong!"

Tang Jian said: "I'll give you another chance to answer, friendly reminder, brain teasers just can't be answered with normal brain circuits!" ”

Liu Yuyan was stunned, what else could she mean by looking confused?

She couldn't think of it, so she could only compromise: "Then what do you mean?" ”

"Ahem!"

Tang Jian replied: "This is a position!" ”

"Position? What position? Liu Yuyan didn't understand.

Tang Jian leaned into her ear and whispered a word, but as a result, she rolled her eyes again, her face became a little unnatural, and she snorted: "It's not serious!" What kind of brain teaser is this? ”

Tang Jian laughed, he had read all these jokes before and then memorized them.

Many male netizens have basically seen this kind of joke, and those who don't know like Liu Yuyan can be said to be lonely!

Tang Jian said again: "Then I'll tell you a story!" In the cold winter, a peasant woman found a frozen snake, and she took pity on the snake, so she put the snake in her body.

Later, the snake was warmed and woke up, and the peasant woman died. Excuse me, why is that? ”

Liu Yuyan thought for a while and replied: "Because the peasant woman saved a poisonous snake, the poisonous snake woke up and bit the peasant woman!" ”

"Hey, you've got it right!" Tang Jian praised it, and then asked, "So what does this story tell people?" ”

Liu Yuyan replied innocently: "You can't sympathize with cold-blooded animals, otherwise you will probably take revenge!" ”

"Wrong!"

Tang Jian's mistake made Liu Yuyan look confused.

"How is this wrong?" She didn't understand.

Tang Jian said: "This story tells female friends a truth, that is, cherish life and find a boyfriend!" ”

“???” Liu Yuyan was confused: "What does this have to do with finding a boyfriend?" ”

Tang Jian leaned into her ear again and whispered, and then Liu Yuyan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

She habitually rolled her eyes, feeling that her IQ had been insulted, and her face turned out to be a position, and the peasant woman saved the frozen snake, and she actually took it to ......

Well, what a shame!

She went on!

patted Tang Jian's thigh, Liu Yuyan pointed to Tang Jian's head, and said speechlessly: "This mind is thinking of some messy things!" ”

Tang Jian laughed: "This is in line with the times!" You don't even know this kind of joke, which means that you have derailed from this era! ”

Liu Yuyan was powerless to complain......

Tang Jian said that he was addicted: "Let me ask you another question, what is the gap between the poor sling and the rich and handsome kissing and confessing?" ”

"One is not rich, the other is rich!" Liu Yuyan answered without thinking about it, she didn't believe that she would answer wrong this time!

However, Tang Jian said: "Wrong! The gap between the poor sling and the rich and handsome kiss and confess is that one is snap and the other is snap! ”

This time, Liu Yuyan didn't need Tang Jian to explain!

She glared at her with disgust, and said in her heart: If you can come up with this kind of joke, it is probably a group of slings, right?

Otherwise, how could you even come up with such an answer!

At this time, Liu Yuyan's father turned on the phone and asked directly, "Is that kid Tang Jian here?" Let him listen to the phone! ”

This......

What's going on?

Liu Yuyan handed the phone to Tang Jian with a confused face......