The giant baby laughed happily, "Then let's line up 'the great Shakespeare has no chance to kill Lao Tzu'!" ”

The broken dolls in the audience were thunderous with joy, and as long as the palms were still there, they applauded desperately.

"It is guaranteed to be a masterpiece that shakes the past and the present." Liu Qibao said, "The great Shakespeare is not promising, please start!" I can't wait. ”

"Wait a minute," the giant baby suddenly called out, "I don't have a 'swan hat' yet." "The giant baby obviously has no low requirements for rehearsals, and it is quite rigorous. At last he put the head of the ostrich specimen on his head and posed for it, and said in a "fake child's voice" full of emotion,

"Lao Tzu, I've finally become a swan."

"Shakespeare is unproductive! You're so good! You have a profit, you don't collect debts at all, and our family's ancestral graves are smoking. Liu Kuan read the book like an endorsement.

'Huh!' Good audience', won't he be too emotionless. ”

"Nope! Lao Tzu is so virtuous. I think you're missing a little prop. ”

"Oh? What props? ”

"A real gun!"

"Real guns? Why do you want a real gun? ”

"We're going to put real life on the stage." Liu Qibao casually talked nonsense.

"Yes! It's touching when there are real life dramas! "I didn't expect to fall into the arms of the giant baby.

"Who has a real gun?" The giant baby yelled.

"I have one here," Liu Qibao took out his love gun, "I don't know if it's in line with the great Shakespeare?" ”

The giant baby was pierced by this gun just now, but now he was full of joy when he saw it, holding Liu Qibao's "wolf teeth" with his index finger and thumb, as if pinching a small flower.

"Can I really kill Lao Tzu later?"

"Yes! Bringing real life to the stage, right? Liu Kuan saw that Liu Qibao's mouth was like a river, and the more he talked, the more outrageous it became, and he couldn't help but glare at him fiercely, Liu Qibao shook his hand with his back to him, and he eased up. However, when you were rehearsing, you killed Lao Tzu, who played Lao Tzu in the official performance? Do you see a decent 'Lao Tzu' down there? ”

The giant baby looked at the bottom of the stands, all of them were dolls with missing arms and legs, and he really couldn't find a "Lao Tzu" with a head.

"So it's just for show."

"You have to act like the real thing, you know?" Liu Qibao really admired himself more and more, why didn't he apply for the drama academy in the first place. Isn't being a director more majestic than being a policeman? Besides, the risk of a director is definitely lower than that of the police, and he must be alive now as a director...... The current situation is dangerous and abnormal, and Liu Qibao can't help but continue to think nonsense.

"Understood!" The giant baby replied.

Liu Qibao doesn't care whether the giant baby really understands or fakes.

"The great Shakespeare is unproductive, so can we do it again?"

Liu Qibao pretended to be very humble, and the giant baby ate this set.

"No problem, let's do it again." It's still a pretended children's voice.

"Lao Tzu, I've finally become a swan."

"Shakespeare is unproductive! You're so good! You have a profit, you don't collect debts at all, and our family's ancestral graves are smoking. Liu Kuan still finished reading the lines without emotion.

The giant baby picks up the gun,

"'Bang Bang' kill you Lao Tzu!"

On the side, Liu Qibao desperately gestured to Liu Kuan, telling him to lie down and pretend to be dead.

Liu Kuan glared at Liu Qibao,

"Ahh He covered his chest with one hand and raised the other over his head, as if in a dying throe. "The great Shakespeare is not productive, you have finally killed Lao Tzu." This dialogue "finally" has some emotion. After saying that, he turned around again before slowly lying down. If he hadn't known that there would be a good killing later, Zhong Yin would have burst into laughter. Liu Qibao didn't laugh, but applauded desperately,

“Bravo! Encore!” Liu Qibao learned these two words with a bit of tongue sound. The "debt collector" at the bottom seems to have gotten cue, and he also learned from Liu Qibao to applaud desperately.

The giant baby couldn't help but be confused by the applause from the audience, and really felt that he had created a "masterpiece that shook the past and the present", and bowed down and bowed triumphantly. Finally waiting for the applause to break for a while, Liu Qibao hurriedly said,

"But...... A little bit ......" he gestured with his thumb and forefinger to "a little bit."

"A little what?" The giant baby asked.

"That's it...... The shooting posture could be a little more chic. Can I demonstrate it once? Liu Qibao said humbly.

"No! Take it! "The giant baby is obviously in a good mood.

Liu Qibao stretched out his hand to take it, but the giant baby deliberately retracted his hand again, and saw that Liu Qibao was in a hurry, so he handed the gun to him again.

"I'm playing with you."

Liu Qibao's "wolf teeth" arrived, and together with another one drawn from his waist, he shot more than a dozen shots at the giant baby's head with a crackle. Juying didn't expect Liu Qibao to temporarily "add drama", a plastic head was almost broken by him, and only a few pieces of skin were attached to his neck, and the tiger roared, and he was about to arrest Liu Qibao. Unexpectedly, Liu Qibao had already prepared, and after firing, he didn't look at the "results", and jumped off the stage. Seeing that the giant baby was about to catch Liu Qibao and was escaped by him, he was unwilling, he didn't think about it, squatted down, and jumped down with Liu Qibao.

Liu Qibao was in the air and shouted, "Ailu! Before he could finish speaking, he saw a few lasers shoot out from above the front of the stage, and in a burst of flashes, he cut the giant baby into eight, nine, and ten pieces.

Liu Qibao fell on a pile of dolls and hurriedly rolled away. It was too late, and it was too fast, and a fragment of a giant baby fell right on the spot where Liu Qibao had just fallen. Moreover, it is also the part of the mouth of the giant baby. And he saw that his mouth was opened, and he laughed strangely.

"It's really a masterpiece that shakes the past and the present!"

Liu Qibao hurriedly stood up, and saw Zhong Yin and Liu Kuan waving desperately at him,

"Liu Qibao, hurry! Jump on board! ”

A large pink bubble appeared on the stage, and the original half hour was just "at the bell", and the "Dream Soul Talk Room" appeared to pick them up. Liu Qibao ran to the stage desperately, regardless of whether he stepped on the doll or the floor, and struggled to jump on the stage. Fortunately, the stage was not high, and it jumped up. The doll that followed Liu Qibao was not so lucky, Airu saw it really behind the wing curtain, and as soon as Liu Qibao jumped on the stage, he immediately pressed the laser button. When the dolls that followed Liu Qibao jumped on the stage arrived on the stage, except for a few, they all became a pile of fragments. The surviving dolls moved extremely fast, and they got on Liu Qibao's body in three or two clicks. Liu Qibao ignored it, rushed into the pink bubble, and went in. Chung Yin shouted, "Aru! He also followed Liu Qibao to jump into the bubble. Liu Kuan was still waiting for Ailu, Ailu ran out from behind the wing, looked down the stage, and saw hundreds of dolls gathered in front of the stage to make noise, and the plastic fragment that happened to be the mouth of the giant baby made a strange laugh, and the entire theater began to collapse rapidly.

Zhong Yin poked his head out of the bubble and urged sharply, "Hurry! Its dreams are gone! ”

Aru no longer hesitated, stepped his long legs, and entered. After Liu Kuan waited for Ailu to enter, he also stepped in. The pink bubble immediately becomes opaque, shrinks, rotates, and finally disappears without a trace. At this time, the entire theater also collapsed completely, and the loud rumbling noise drowned out the continuous grotesque laughter of the giant baby's mouth, and the frightened and helpless voices of all the dolls.