Even the monkey master didn't expect Tana to make such a huge battle, at first he thought it was the level of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, at most the scale of the 08 Beijing Olympics. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But now it looks ......

This guy is going to colonize, the red cavalry dressed in ceremonial costumes lined up on both sides of the road, and the people who kept coming out of the door were huge, and they carried all kinds of gifts, and they sent them when they saw them.

The gifts were completely random, some people got a handmade Sea King honey biscuit, someone got an amethyst mug and someone got a solid gold statue.

It's a big deal, a really big deal. In addition to the spontaneous behavior of the people in the wizarding world, the official attitude is also very important.

Of course, the most popular ones here are the various treasures made by Asian girls out of the hair on their own tails or wings, of course...... This process of attachment is not cruel at all, it's just the hair they shed every day, and the most precious thing is probably a scarf woven by a fire fox girl with tail hair, which is simply a supreme treasure for otaku, with the smell of a beautiful girl, and the feeling of wrapping around the neck is simply heaven.

This custom is known to the monkey master, in the wizarding world, only a subhuman girl who likes a boy will give away the gadgets made of the parts that have fallen off since she was a child, which is no less precious than the first kiss or something.

However, now that they are giving away this precious thing as a gift, you can imagine how much Tana values this event.

Although there are differences between the two civilizations, it can be seen from the origin of this thing that it is precious, those dead fat houses are squeezing forward like crazy, what little gold man, what crystal cup is shit, only a scarf with a beautiful girl's strong warm smell is justice, not to mention the feel of the scarf...... Oh my god, that's just a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl's ass, soft and smooth and warm with tentacles, definitely a baby among babies.

If it weren't for the large number of military and police to maintain order, it is estimated that these evil obstacles would have rushed over to ask for a call.

If the gifts of Asian girls are the welfare of men, there are also many benefits for women, and the all-natural cosmetics made by alchemists are also things that can make any woman of the right age scream.

Lipsticks that adjust their color according to the weather, skin tone, temperature, and surroundings, anti-aging creams made from Ryomamon's ovaries, magic crystal necklaces that shine gorgeously, and a variety of magical gadgets are all given away for free! Free !!

"Wow!! I got it, I got it! I've got the crystal bracelet! ”

A girl beside the monkey man burst out with a happy scream, and then couldn't wait to put the bracelet on his hand, the graceful bracelet can see its unique light even in the darkest places, if it is irradiated by the sun, the whole person looks blingbling.

This thing is very good-looking, so as soon as she lowered her throat, she immediately attracted extremely envious eyes from the surroundings, and many girls who looked quiet and quiet looked like they were eager to chop off this girl's arm to make wine. But it's precisely because of envy that they squeeze forward harder, just like the ignorant girls who try their best to get close to idols when they watch a concert.

In fact, in this environment, there is no need to doubt who will receive an extra one, the eyes of the masses are bright, if someone really takes an extra one or something, it may not be able to go home alive.

However, this session is just a gift in the end, and the real relief should be the parade performance of the Wyvern Cavalry, when the Wyvern comes out of the portal, the audience begins to applaud, and then the Wyvern Rider team of three begins to perform in the sky.

The glittering celebratory armor glows in the sky, and every dive and stretch of the wyvern is greeted with cheers, followed by a variety of handsome moves.

These cavalrymen are carefully selected, equivalent to a guard of honor, each of them has a height of more than 1.88 meters, handsome and extraordinary appearance, and the humble and gentlemanly style that he learned from the knight academy since he was a child, and he immediately swept the world as soon as he appeared. These knights, with an average age of twenty-four, not only demonstrated their superb skills, but also conveyed the spirit of the wizarding world to outstanding effect.

Now more than 3 billion people around the world are watching the opening ceremony of the celebration on TV and the Internet at the same time, although the procession has not yet reached the main venue, but it has already been dizzying, and the host countries are also quite satisfied, as for those who have not won the right to host the ceremony, they are simply envious and want to vomit blood.

In addition to the huge short-term economic benefits brought by the festival, it can also make a huge contribution to the competitiveness of the city, and these four cities have also become sister cities with the four cities of the wizarding world, and the two sides can directly trade without their respective central governments.

The fact that there is no need to pay taxes is enough for these four cities to develop into an extremely developed economic and trade zone in a certain region in a short period of time, not to mention the rapid improvement of employment, talent selection and tertiary industry.

Because of this, almost all countries and regions have given quite high reception standards, but there seems to be something wrong in South Africa, and there is an extreme guy who leads people to try to break into the venue to protest, and even carries a homemade pressure cooker bomb with him.

Of course, such people must not be able to enter, they were still 700 meters away from the venue when they were held down by the inspector of Tacheng, and at the moment when the man's accomplices took out the guys, seventeen psionic guards surrounded all these people and killed them on the spot without notifying anyone.

After that, this group of planned guys really planned to organize and incite the people, but after encountering the defenders of Tacheng, they were all instigated, and the Tacheng levitating battleship showed its figure above the heads of these people, and the big guys of more than two hundred meters were much more oppressive than police cars, and the weapons on top flashed with the light of gathering energy, and the air was filled with the ozone smell of ionized air, which was terrifying.

After seeing the battleship, these people actually completely understood that these people were different from the local police, and they were really ...... It's really going to fire.

However, not everything can be done smoothly, there is always a place to do things, but as soon as there is a little hint, the intervention department of Tacheng will immediately make an appointment, which makes politicians all over the world realize...... In fact, their every move is already under the control of Tacheng, and Tacheng's self-proclaimed guardian of the human race is definitely not just talking. And Tacheng will never be merciful, it is not the kind of-stirring stick of the United Nations, Tacheng's style is tougher, as long as they are positioned as a country, organization, and individual who are positioned as a cancer of mankind, Tacheng will not hesitate to clean it up, although it does not interfere with the normal development of human beings, but it will never allow some **** to act recklessly.

In this kind of attitude, without the instigators, ordinary people actually have nothing to toss, let alone this kind of good thing that most people can benefit.

The Super Energy Association and Tower City, which have the highest force of psionic power and the highest force of science and technology, escort the magic forces, which means that the magic forces will appear on the stage of history in a very short period of time, and with the magic academy, the earth can be officially promoted to the high martial world after the establishment of the magic system.

From the quasi-high-martial world to the high-martial world, it is a qualitative improvement, that is to say, when the time comes, the earth can have the qualification to talk to high-martial worlds such as 131 and 705 on an equal footing, why should it have this qualification? It's the same as why a country wants nuclear weapons, and those who have played Civilization 6 know that if they don't have nuclear weapons, they will be beaten.

The monkey master pushed Jiang Xin, who was tied to a balloon in a wheelchair, walking slowly around the crowd, where various special snacks from the two worlds had already begun to be sold, from the flower cow cheese in the magic world to the most famous stinky tofu in Changsha, all kinds of snacks were readily available, and the prices were also very common.

"Uncle, I want to eat that ......"

Jiang Xin pointed to a stall not far away with his chin: "I haven't seen that before." ”

The monkey probed over and took a look, and found that this was a common snack in the magic king's capital, and it was the little girl's favorite. It is a dessert made by mixing milk and a kind of honey juice, although it is an insect product, it is not disgusting at all, because the juice of honey worms is pink, with the taste of strawberries and vanilla mixed together, and after adding milk and a powder, it will show the form of cream ice cream, but it is not cold, it tastes like a marshmallow but it is the taste of ice cream, if you add a little decoration, it is really delicious and beautiful, no wonder Jiang Xin was attracted at the first time.

"You can't eat it."

"Why......"

"I ask you, what if you want to later."

Jiang Xin glanced at the monkey master with a sad face, and the irrepressible sadness in her eyes was there, but she knew that what the monkey master said was the truth, and it would be embarrassing to suddenly go to the toilet here, so let alone eating snacks, even if it was water, she had to drink less.

"Uncle, I'm so pitiful......"

"I'm pitiful." The monkey master pushed Jiang Xin forward: "Originally, I was supposed to play games at home at this time, but now I can only push a drag oil bottle to wear in the pile." ”

"Whoever asked you to make me like this, you are responsible."

"You don't know who I am, I'm never responsible."

"But you won't tell me who you are."

And while they were chatting, the surroundings suddenly fell silent, people stopped moving, the fallen water glasses were suspended in the air, the green smoke from the barbecue stall was fixed above the stove, and the dust lay there quietly motionless, even with a wave of the hand.

"Slip, time stands still, you have the ability to turn back time."

"Then I don't have that ability."

As he spoke, a man came out of the shadows, his appearance was no different from that of the monkey master, wearing a white T-shirt, holding a large handful of lamb skewers in his hand, and a can of beer in the other hand.

"Yo, hello. Counterfeit. ”

"Haha." The monkey master turned around and sat on the railing: "Do you want to fight when you get started?" ”

"You don't have to beat me."

"You won't necessarily beat me."

The fish dragon laughed, and then squinted his eyes at the monkey master: "Defective product, you look good." ”

"Whether I am a defective product or not, it's not up to you to say it, I'm made to replace you, not because I'm defective, on the contrary, you're the defective product."

"And then, now I'm back."

"That's because I'm more complete." The monkey master appeared in front of the fish dragon with a whoosh, and reached out to take his mutton skewers: "You are not there to face Nephiten, what are you doing to me?" ”

"My mission program makes it necessary for me to come to you, and you are judged to be an enemy."

The monkey turned over and sat on the railing, eating mutton skewers: "You are sick, so spicy." ”

"I like spicy food."

"I don't like to eat."

The fish dragon tilted his head and looked at the monkey master: "No, shouldn't you have the same taste as me?" ”

"You like to eat, I must like to eat it too? Your logic is a bit weird. ”

"It's sharp-toothed."

The monkey master poked a bamboo stick on the shoulder of the fish dragon and pierced it directly: "Fuck you, don't talk to Lao Tzu in the tone of an elder." ”

"The temper is not small." The ichthyosaurus took off the bamboo skewer and smashed the beer bottle on the monkey's head.

Blood is pouring in...... The monkey master reached out and touched the blood on the skull: "Awesome." ”

"So are you." The ichthyosaurus covered his shoulders, and blood flowed down: "It seems that I am really the only one who can defeat you." ”

"You mind your own business."

The monkey master picked up half of his head and smashed it on the head of the fish dragon, and the fish dragon elbowed the monkey master on the temple......

I don't know how long it took, but the two of them slowly woke up, and they both sat on the ground, looking confused......

The only one in the world who can directly cause damage to the monkey master is the monkey master, and the only one in the world who can directly cause damage to the ichthyosaur is the ichthyosaurus, but now they are stunned by the other party......

"Oops, it hurts my dad." The monkey master covered his head: "The kid is very ruthless." ”

"Theoretically, I'm your dad!" The ichthyosaurus leaned against the root of the wall and was also scarred: "You beat your father like this, I'll tell you if you were struck by thunder." ”

"Oops, you're still taking advantage of me."

The monkey struggled to get up from the ground, stumbled and stumbled to the stall next to him, took out a bottle of drink and opened it and poured it into his mouth, while the fish dragon shouted in the distance, "Bring me a bottle." ”

The monkey master turned his hand and threw a bottle over, but he was not polite, he picked it up and drank it, and wiped his mouth after drinking: "Go on?" ”

"I'm afraid that Lao Tzu will kill you." The monkey master sat at the base of the wall after drinking his drink, the blood on his head spurted, and he was weak to speak.

The ichthyosaurus was no better, his leg seemed to be broken, and he couldn't stand up......

"You're the weakest I've ever seen." The monkey master laughed at the ichthyosaurus who couldn't get up: "Just like you, still looking for me?" You're dead to this heart, haha...... Ah......h

The monkey man had at least four broken ribs, and he wanted to cry when he laughed and hurt.

"Hahaha, you piece of shit!"

"Come on, come on, garbage. There is a kind of coming. ”

"Come here!"

"Here you go!"

The two powerful people sat on the ground and fought with mouth cannons, and they were seriously injured inexplicably, but in fact, they all caused 100,000 critical damage, whether it was a monkey or a fish dragon, they were actually very afraid of death...... They still have a lot in common on this point.

The wounds of the ichthyosaurus are in the thighs and heads, and the injuries of the monkey master are in the head and chest, one can walk and the other can use strength, so now that it really goes up, I really don't know who is dead.

And it's really strange to say, in the enchantment of the ichthyosaur, the abilities of two people are completely invalid, and if you don't expand the time static enchantment, who can't hurt anyone, this thing is troublesome......

"Lao Tzu will spare you a dog's life today." The ichthyosaurus pointed at the monkey master and snorted coldly: "You wait." ”

"It's Lao Tzu who sees that it's not easy for you to live, and he can't bear to let you be a dead dog for the second time, so I'll come with a seed."

After speaking, the ichthyosaurus withdrew to the enchantment, the injuries of the two people recovered instantly, and time continued to go on, the ichthyosaurus glanced at the monkey master viciously, and then turned around and burrowed into the crowd.

"Uncle?"

Jiang Xin's voice relieved Master Monkey, and he glanced down at Jiang Xin: "I found out, this is really a comedy." ”

"Huh?" Jiang Xin was dumbfounded: "You...... What do you say suddenly? ”

"I'm saying that the novel we live in now is a comedy."

"Hahahaha...... Uncle, you're really kidding. Jiang Xin couldn't stop laughing: "What kind of novel...... Are you reading too many books? ”

The monkey master pursed his lips and smiled, and did not speak again. The sudden appearance of the fish dragon just now has reminded him that the plot is about to come out, and it is definitely not a fist-to-flesh beating of each other, because ...... If that's the case, they must be dead ball together.

This can't help but remind the monkey master of the glowing person he met after he was pulled back from the void, and he thought it was a sci-fi drama for a long time, but he didn't expect it to become an annual family drama in the end.

If the plot is simplified, it is probably a big family, the elders have a father and mother, and the father and mother are very powerful and powerful people, and suddenly one day the father and mother had a conflict, and the root of the contradiction lies in how to manage and distribute the farmland and pigsty under his hands, and the mother's proposition is to contract out these things, and the father insists on gathering these things in the hands of his own family, and finally divorces because the contradiction cannot be reconciled. The mother demanded that the family property be divided equally, but the father did not agree, but because the mother was not vulnerable, she took several sons and forcibly obtained a part of the property rights from the father.

This time the father and the sons who were willing to live with their father were unhappy, and the father decided to take back the property rights from his mother, but the lawsuit was obviously not cost-effective, so he let the sons who followed him entangle those sons who followed their mother every day, and finally succeeded in taking a lot, but the mother's side was not a vegetarian, and then the two sides began to entangle over these things.

In the end, everyone felt that this was not the way, so they each sent their two most capable sons as representatives, and whoever won was counted, and then a variety of plots could be added to this story, such as business wars, gangsters, underground secret wars, etc., which was enough to write a 1,500-episode TV series.

"How? I'm not bad about this story, right? The monkey raised his head and smiled: "If it's good, please adopt it." ”

"Uncle! What are you talking to yourself? ”

"It's nothing, it's a matter of discussing with someone."

"Uncle...... Are you crazy? ”

"Me? It's crazy about this world. ”