Chapter 33: Changing the name to White Wind
Poplar almost fainted, the name is too domineering! He couldn't help but think of a very famous figure in the Three Kingdoms period, so what?
Forget it, he doesn't learn history well, and he still doesn't want to!
Compared to his younger brother's name, he found that his name was really weak, and it was weak. This is not good, how faceless he is!
But his name was chosen by his parents, and he couldn't change it on his own. If you can't change your own, you can only change someone else's.
"Humph!" He couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in his heart.
He is already very experienced in changing other people's names, after all, he changed the name of Bai.
So after a moment of silence, he suddenly sighed: "Xiaoxiao, your name is too weak. ”
The little overlord of the fish, bird, star beast asked with a blank face, "Who is Xiaoxiao?" ”
"Ahem, you, aren't you called Xiaobawang? A nickname is a little one. Poplar hurriedly said embarrassedly.
"Is that so?" Xiao Bawang blinked in confusion, and then asked, "Then big brother, your name is Baiyang, is your nickname Xiaobai?" ”
“······” Poplar was dumbfounded, this guy learns pretty fast! But this is not a good thing, and he suddenly has a rush to shoot himself in the foot.
"Ahem, Xiaoxiao, I'm your eldest brother, you can't call me that, you have to be polite." He quickly coughed twice and said.
"What is politeness?" The little overlord asked puzzled.
Poplar is going crazy, how can he talk to him?
could only say helplessly: "Xiaoxiao, you don't care what politeness is, you just need to know that you can't speak ill of the eldest brother, you must obey the eldest brother's words, and you can't call the eldest brother by his nickname." ”
The little overlord looked at the poplar suspiciously, and finally nodded "oh".
Where did you just say? Poplar was suddenly a little stunned, and was interjected by the little overlord, making him forget the rhythm.
In desperation, he could only say again: "Xiaoxiao, your name is too weak. ”
"Big brother, what does it mean that the name is too weak?" The little overlord asked puzzled.
Poplar was very depressed, how could he feel that the fish, bird, and star beast in front of him was even more ignorant than the Tia star beast? This made him suddenly lose confidence in forming an army of star beasts in the future.
Although he was a little disappointed, the name of Xiaobawang had to be changed, otherwise he would always feel that he had no momentum in front of the other party. This is too nonexistent, and in the long run, his boss's prestige will be greatly reduced.
After thinking about it, he explained: "The name actually represents a kind of momentum, just like me and your second brother are in vain. You listen to a poplar, a white rise, how imposing, how majestic, this is the name of the ancient gods! When our strength becomes stronger, those ordinary star beasts will be directly scared to pee their pants when they hear our name, how about it, why don't you change one for you? ”
However, what made him depressed was that Xiao Bawang's attention seemed to be completely out of state, and he asked curiously: "Big brother, what is peeing your pants?" ”
!!! Three black lines flashed directly on the door of Topol's head.
Isn't it important to pee your pants?! He was really speechless, and couldn't help but feel a little lamented that his luck was so bad, he finally subdued a star beast, how could he be an idiot?
He made up his mind that if the little overlord asked some idiotic questions again, he would definitely change its name to Eat for Nothing!
"Ahem, Xiaoxiao, when the eldest brother speaks, you have to concentrate, peeing your pants is just a description, this is not the point, the point is that your name is too imposing, the eldest brother plans to change one for you, do you agree?" He asked in a serious tone.
Xiao Bawang showed an extremely aggrieved look, and after being silent for a while, he said, "Oh, big brother said to change, then change it." ”
finally convinced the other party, which made Poplar breathe a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but be a little complacent, it seemed that he was quite imposing.
Since the little overlord is so cooperative, he naturally can't really give it a name for nothing, so that if this little guy knows the truth in the future, he won't hate him for the rest of his life!
What should I call it? He fell into deep thought.
After thinking for a while, he said: "Well, in the future, you will be called Bai Feng, that is an ancient wind god, how about it, satisfied?" ”
Aspen, white up, white wind, aspen up for a ride, chirp, an excellent combination! He himself admired his ability to choose a name.
After blinking his eyes a few times, Xiao Bawang nodded aggrievedly.
Seeing that it did not object, it made Poplar more and more proud.
After being proud, he turned his head to Bai Qi and said, "Second brother, this is your third brother Bai Feng, say hello to it, you must get along in harmony in the future, and you are not allowed to bully others." ”
Bai Qi was suddenly depressed, and wanted to explain that it was the third brother who bullied him, but finally nodded.
Then it raised its head and greeted Bai Feng, "Whew! ~”
"Chirp! ~”
The scene that made Poplar speechless appeared again, only to see the two star beasts scuffling together again.
"Stop, stop!" He hurriedly stopped.
"Big brother, it stings me!" Bai Feng said angrily.
"Big brother, it was the first to do it!" Bai Qi said with an aggrieved face.
“······” Poplar was speechless.
"Okay, you two get up, Bai Feng, your second brother wasn't stinging you just now, he was greeting you, don't be so reckless in the future!" He reprimanded harshly.
"It's obviously just stinging me······" Bai Feng said with some grievances.
!!! Poplar couldn't help but feel that his head was big, and it was also because he didn't think it through, forgetting that the two star beasts couldn't communicate with each other.
"Alas, is it still necessary to form a Star Beast Legion if this continues?" He couldn't help but think depressedly, feeling more and more unconfident.
Now it's just two star beasts, if there are more star beasts in the future, if there are more star beasts in the future, is it possible that he can still keep these star beasts in the storage space? What's the point of subduing these star beasts if you do that?
He was silent for a while, and secretly said what would he do if it was Borde? After thinking about it, he thought that if it was Brad, he would probably develop its robot army silently, right?
"Why don't you go back and ask about it?" He couldn't help but think to himself, and couldn't help but feel a little moved.
But after thinking about it, he still shook his head: "No, I can't always rely on others, so what should I do if Bored is no longer by my side one day?" ”
Seeing him blinking and shaking his head again, Bai Feng thought that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly asked softly, "Big brother, what's wrong with you?" ”
Hearing its words pulled Poplar's mind back from its contemplation.
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good idea, so he hurriedly said: "Oh, it's nothing, I think the three of us are so destined that we should worship each other and become brothers." ”
"Swearing, what does it mean to bow to the eldest brother?" Bai Feng asked puzzled.
For this question, Bai Yang didn't want to say anything, he knew that the explanation would never be clear, so he simply said: "Bai Feng, don't ask so much, you just need to know that once the three of us are married, we can't fight with each other." ”
"Can't you fight? How boring is that! Bai Feng seemed a little unhappy.
!!! Poplar's face instantly darkened, oh, it was blue, blue shining.
"Third brother, you can't fight between your own people, but you can fight others!" He can only find an ideal imaginary enemy for the other party.
He found that after his words fell, Bai Feng's eyes brightened a little.
"Big brother, then take us to fight!" Bai Feng said excitedly.
“······” Poplar didn't know what to say for a while, but seeing the other party so scrappy, it was not easy for him to hit the other party, after all, morale is better than no morale.
After thinking about it, he said: "Okay, I'll take you to fight later, but before that, let's bow first, and say that once we bow down, we must not fight between our own people!" ”