After listening to the monkey master's narration, Ye Fei didn't say much, just smiled, with a smile on his eyebrows.

"You're laughing, she's not normal."

"Normal, normal."

Jian Gang is taking a bath now, and the monkey master is sitting cross-legged on the sofa at a loss. After hearing Ye Fei's words, he seemed even more confused, the monkey master, who had always given people an all-knowing and all-powerful feeling, now suddenly felt that he wanted to be a mentally retarded dog, and he couldn't understand the thinking patterns of these humans at all.

Of course, a woman's brain circuit itself is not normal, which the monkey master has long experienced, so he is reluctant to play with women most of the time. Although it will cause him to look like a, at least the feeling of nesting with his friends is quite relaxed, and there will never be a situation to make people guess.

"You go back first, I'll talk to her."

"You've also learned to exorcise evil spirits?"

"No, but you can still try it, right? Wait for me good news. ”

"Then I'll believe you for once."

Ye Fei's eyebrows raised lightly: "Don't worry." ”

The monkey didn't say more, he swayed back to his room in pedal shoes and turned on the TV to watch the series, he is not the kind of person who likes to ponder, since someone patted his chest and said that he could get it, then just wait, anyway, there are some things that he can't figure out.

For Master Monkey, his weakness is probably to find people and girls. Finding someone is definitely beyond his ability, because he belongs to the type that everyone is familiar with but not very familiar with anyone, in his eyes, so many people in the world are only divided into men and women and old people and children, and the standard face is blind. And for women, he has no choice, most of the time in this regard, in addition to pretending to be stupid, he can only forcibly bring a wave of rhythm and the like, what flirting, comforting, he can't, the most gentle words he has ever said is probably "Alas? I'm uncomfortable, drink some hot water."

So it's his life creed to be abused as a dog in the game and never hang out with a woman, because it's troublesome...... It's just too much trouble.

And he and Yuqing also summed up a rule, the better the personality, the uglier the woman, and the more beautiful the girl, the more troublesome. And the pretty girl is not only a problem, but also has a lot of ghost eyes, not to mention hypocrisy, and digging holes everywhere. Yuqing said that when he fell in love with Mei, he really didn't want anything else at first, just wanted to be beautiful and beautiful, and he planned to play at the beginning, and his original plan was to play a few ghost girls in the learning stage to win glory for the country, and then after graduation, he could get together and disperse, and if he couldn't, he would just disappear and disappear, and then go back to China to find a well-behaved and cute little sister to talk about the rest of his life.

But later, Yuqing, who thought she had an impeccable IQ, was trapped by charm step by step, and finally got married helplessly.

In Yuqing's words: I'm only twenty-seven years old! But the rest of my life was hopeless.

See, how much courage and despair it takes to say such a thing. Therefore, under the influence of Yuqing, the monkey master has more and more deep fear of beautiful girls.

This is probably the reason why he spoils the ugly little monkey more and more.

But it's not the same, according to Deng Jin Deng Gongzi, a strong player in the diamond rank of the girl, ugly B is also divided into two categories, one is the type of little monkey who is low-key and doesn't speak, most of the girls in this category are sensitive and inferior, but they have a good personality. But there is another big category, which belongs to the type of ugly people who make a lot of trouble. This kind of person is not only ugly, but also has no awareness of ugliness, and has long believed that he is the central idea of others, and when she meets a handsome guy, she can even think about what posture to use at night and even where the child settles, and because of ugliness, she has not felt too much warmth in this world, so most of the time her personality is more distorted, and even a little perverted.

And comparatively, the proportion of kindness among beautiful girls is still very high. But! Yes, this place Deng Gongzi has taken a heavy turn. However, most beautiful girls have a high IQ, and even if they have a low IQ, they have to pretend to be high-IQ.

This pattern is called the forced mode. The specific description is, there is nothing to do, there is something to toss, nothing to toss, nothing to come out to toss.

"Ah, you're playing a game, how can you play a game", "You can't smoke", "You'd rather be in front of a computer than in front of me", "Who do you choose if I fall into the river with your mother?" ”

"I choose Hanzang, I'm half-hidden thief."

The monkey master replied like this at the time, but he was immediately ruthlessly hit by Deng Gongzi, because these questions are unanswered, for men, if they really want to put their minds in the same place for too long, then it won't take long for their mentality to explode. The ideal state of most men is that you play yours and I play mine, and when everyone has a need to talk, it's good to chat, instead of talking about some bullshit every day.

Therefore, after a group of straight male cancer guys discussed it for a while, the final result was that those stupid X directors who made idol dramas, stupid X authors who wrote romance novels, and stupid X experts who talked about the emotions of men and women on Weibo and WeChat should all be killed, and after killing, they had to strip off their clothes and hang them upside down on the street lamps of the Yangtze River Bridge in Wuhan.

And now that the monkey master is facing this kind of problem of female gods, he simply ignores it. To tell the truth, I know so many girls around me, Dia and the little monkey's personalities are the most pleasing, Dia is the kind of playful little girl who has no scheming, although the little monkey is ugly, but the character is absolutely goddess. As for the others, they have a headache when they look at their stinky problems, and sometimes they can't wait to carry one in one hand to the toilet.

To be more specific, among these girls. You're too gloomy, Ye Fei is too angry, Jiangang was fine before, but now she's sick, Tana has so many eyes, it's a little tiring to get along...... Sincerely.

Even the monkey master also found out that the stinky disease of these girls is actually contagious, not only contagious but also cross-infected, Tana has the characteristics of Ye Fei and Ye Fei is getting closer and closer. Let's take Jiangang as an example, there were so many clean girls before, but now she still looks like a person.

"Anyone?"

An unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded at the door, interrupting the monkey master's thinking about the philosophy of life, and he leaned on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed and shouted outside: "No one." ”

"Please open the door."

"I didn't call Miss."

"Please open the door first, no matter what?"

The monkey master was blinded by the unfamiliar voice outside, and opened the door first anyway, just after talking about the girl's problem, this came directly, so the obvious refusal can't be heard?

But in the end, the monkey master still opened the door for her, and there was a little girl standing at the door, she looked up at the monkey master, and smiled apologetically: "Hello, may I ask if your name is Lu Fanlei?" ”

"Aang? Bite? ”

"I'm a waiter here, and someone gave me five hundred dollars just now, so be sure to hand over this letter to you."

The monkey master was stunned for a moment, and looked down at the letter in the waiter's hand: "Someone asked you to give it to me?" ”

"Yes."

The monkey master thought for a while: "What does that person look like?" ”

"Tall, about 1.85 meters. He has very white skin and can't see his face clearly while wearing a hat. Oh, by the way, he has a white spot on his hand, and I don't know anything else. He gave me 500 yuan and told me to hand over the letter to the guests in room 803, and to make sure that his name was Lu Fanlei. ”

Master Monkey smiled and took the letter: "I'm sorry for you." ”

"You're welcome."

After the waiter left, the monkey shook the letter and put it under his nose and smelled it, there was a faint fishy smell, with a hint of sweetness.

"What age is it, and I still write letters with cuttlefish juice, which is really classical."

The monkey opened the letter and unfolded the letter paper, on which were the words written with a fountain pen, the handwriting was clear, strong and powerful, so that the writing was like a chicken claw scratching the monkey master ashamed.

The first half of the letter is nonsense, probably just some polite words or something, but when it comes to the second piece of paper, the whole style of painting has changed, and the monkey master's face is very ugly, very, very ugly, is it so that if there is a person in front of him now, he can eat that person raw.

After reading the whole book, his hands trembled uncontrollably, and he tried to pick up the phone several times because he was too angry to hold it.

"Come to my room right now, quick."

A phone call passed, Yuqing and Youthey all arrived in a very short time, and even Ye Fei and Jiangang, who had just finished taking a shower, hurriedly ran over.

Seeing them coming, Master Monkey threw the letter on the bed: "You can circulate it yourself." ”

His expression didn't look like a joke, so starting from Yuqing first, everyone read the letter carefully. However, after reading the contents of the letter, everyone present fell silent, and no one had a good-looking face.

"This is no longer a provocation."

"It's a declaration of war." The monkey master sneered, and he stood at the window: "If you have the guts, declare war on me directly." ”

"Yet he seems to know you well."

"yes, that's familiar to me. Know how to circumvent my abilities. The monkey master lit a cigarette and turned to look at the stars outside the window: "But if he evades my ability, this battle will not be fought, and we don't even know who he is." ”

Yu Qing frowned and walked around the room: "A veteran assassin is more difficult to deal with than any warrior on the surface. We don't even know what this man is capable of, we don't know who assigned him, we don't even know what he thinks, we just feel that there is no one in his eyes. ”

"It's right if you don't know, it's clear that he's still playing hair." The monkey master laughed and said: "And where is there no one in sight, it is simply empty!" Be prepared that no one is allowed to act alone until it is resolved. (To be continued.) )