12 Revenge
At the moment when the clerk was about to cut Lao Tu with a knife, Lang Si appeared from behind him in time and threw the clerk aside, which relieved the crisis and Lao Tu was safe and sound.
Lang Si dragged the old soil up.
When the clerk came back to his senses, he found that there were not only two people hiding in this cold storage. The clerk was enraged, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I want the three of you to be turned into minced meat and let others eat them as buns!" ”
The old man was like the color of the earth, he didn't know what to do, and he wouldn't move if he stood stupidly, Yang Yi laughed at him like the fierce man Jin Ke took with him when Jin Ke assassinated Qin in ancient times, Qin Wuyang, such a strong man, he was scared to become a fool when he saw King Qin, and the old man faced the clerk, just like Qin Wuyang faced King Qin.
Lang Si saw that the clerk was already crazy, and he couldn't help but feel frightened in his heart, he shouted at Yang Shan: "You two, quickly flash to the side, let me stop him!" "Lang Si used" Block! It also shows that he has no confidence in his ability to stop the clerk.
"Dang!"
There was a green sound, it was the long cutter in Langsi's hand and the kitchen cutter in the clerk's hand, and they collided with each other, and there were sparks.
Then, the clerk leaned forward, and the straight top of the wave stumbled backwards.
Yang Shan panicked, if the clerk took a step forward, he would be able to cut Lang Si with a knife. Yang Shan casually took out something from the shelf next to him, threw it at the clerk's head, and threw it indiscriminately.
When something flew into the air, I realized that it was a bag of small eggs that were closed.
The clerk took a knife to cut the bag, and the eggs inside were broken and scattered, and the clerk was scattered, the clerk glared at Yang Shan, touched the yolk on his face with his hand, and said viciously: "Stinky boy, you still dare to sneak attack me?" Don't worry, I'll kill you later! ”
Lang Si took advantage of this opportunity, got up from the ground, and said to Yang Shan: "What are you doing in a daze, run!" ”
The clerk moved violently, and stabbed Lang Si, Lang Si had just made a move with him, knowing that he was not the opponent of this murderer, he could only run away, he turned around and ran, but the old man in front of him was stunned like a wooden man, when Lang Si ran past him, he twisted the old man's ears and shouted loudly: "Run!" ”
Lao Tu's whole body trembled, and finally came back to his senses and ran with Lang Si.
The cold storage is not big, but there are shelves everywhere, Lang Si and Lao Tu, as well as Yang Shirt each ran to different shelf channels, the clerk chased to the intersection, looked left and right, and didn't know who to chase for a while, he looked at Yang Shirt was not very old, so he made up his mind, or pick up soft persimmons and pinch it!
Yang Shirt turned around, but saw the clerk holding a shiny knife high and chasing after him, "I'm going to go!" shouted, the legs slammed forward, the body became tilted back forty-five degrees, the clerk cut the knife, brushed the brush, three times, did not cut the Yang shirt, but the scene was quite thrilling, the knife in the clerk's hand has already cut off three or four hairs of the Yang shirt.
Lao Tu from the gap in the shelf, he looked frightened, he looked down, saw that there was a cabinet under the shelf, while the clerk was bent on chasing Yang shirt, he quickly opened the cabinet quietly, climbed into it, to hide.
Yang shirt arrived at the end of the shelf, made a feint to turn left, and when the clerk behind him thought that Yang shirt was going to turn left, and slashed to the left of Yang shirt, Yang shirt turned sharply right, which opened a little distance from the clerk, and Yang shirt turned to run into the shelf passage on the right.
As soon as the clerk turned around, Yang Shirt had already run to the center of the shelf passage on the right, and the clerk looked to the left, and Lang Si actually stopped, not knowing what he was busy with. The clerk looked at Lang Si, stopped, and said, "Then continue to kill you!" ”
At this time, Lang Siyi raised his head, raised his hand, and there was an extra gun in his hand.
The clerk retracted his kick, "! Do you have a gun? But when he looked closely, he couldn't help but sneer and say, "Damn! I thought you were a real gun, but a toy gun! ”
Lang Si held the gun, smiled at the clerk, and said: "I didn't expect that there was a box of air guns on the shelves, as soon as I opened it, the air guns in the box were also steel balls, hey, although the air guns were not as good as real guns, but, the steel balls hit people, I guess, the taste is not much better, I am aiming at your eyes now, buddy, I want to see, is your knife fast, or my steel balls are fast, I don't know, can I blind your eyes!" ”
The clerk hesitated, glanced at the shelf, and found a model mask, he quickly snatched the mask from the shelf, put it on his face, this mask is an Ultraman mask, the eyes, there is a shield, he haha said: "I sold a mask, the place of the eyes, it can be said to be tempered glass, your steel balls, I'm afraid it's useless to my mask!" ”
Lang Si pulled the trigger, and a steel ball flew out, "Bang!" With a sound, the steel ball hit the eye of the mask, and Langsi's aim was still quite accurate, but the mask was really as the clerk said, strong, and the steel ball could not be broken.
The clerk raised the knife, turned out of the shelf passage, and jumped to the mouth of the passage of Lang Si, which was to cut Lang Si, Lang Si pulled the bolt, and hit the steel ball at the clerk's body, and the steel ball hit the clerk's body, I have to say, it does hurt a lot, but this pain is not enough to make people hurt, people can still bear it, Lang Siyi threw the toy gun at the clerk's head, turned around and ran quickly.
At this moment, the clerk was even more crazy, but as soon as he turned a corner, he suddenly felt that his feet were out of control, and the whole person fell to the sky.
The clerk who fell to the ground, looked, I don't know when there were many beads on the floor, there were many more round beads, pieces into pieces, no matter who stepped on so many round beads, it was impossible to grasp the balance, he looked ahead, only to see Yang Shirt from the shelf to find a box, put his hand into the box, and kept taking out those round beads and scattering them on the ground.
It turned out that Yang Yi threw these round beads at the feet of the clerk when Lang Si turned the corner in advance, and the clerk was unbalanced and fell to the sky.
The clerk got up from the ground, but with a lot of force, the ball under his feet made him fall again.
Lang Si ran to Yang Shirt and said, "I didn't expect that there are many things in this shelf that are quite practical!" ”
The clerk took off the Ultraman mask on his face, laughed cruelly, and said, "Practical fart!" Do you think these broken beads will make it difficult for me to get me? ”
As he spoke, the clerk stood up again, and this time, instead of walking, he put his feet on the ground and rubbed the ground forward, so that the effect of the beads could not be used, and the clerk snorted and said, "What else, just use it?" ”
Lang Si and Yang Shan panicked, their eyes swept to the goods on the shelf, Yang Shirt stared at a bucket and asked Lang Si: "Uncle Lang, what is this?" ”
Lang Si smiled and said, "This is a good thing!" You see, there are three words on the plastic bucket! ”
Yang Shi looked at those words and said, "Universal glue? Uncle Lang, it's four words, not three words! ”
Lang Si said: "When is it, it doesn't matter if the three words of the fuck are still four words, just use it!" ”
I saw Lang Si use his strength to eat, moved out the bucket that was upside down in the shelf, put it at his feet, unscrewed the lid, and splashed it out at the feet of the clerk, and after splashing half of it, he splashed it on the clerk, and the clerk smelled the smell of his body, he opened his eyes and said: "Universal glue?" What did you pour all-purpose glue on Lao Tzu? ”
Lang Si nodded and said, "Yes, it's all-purpose glue, now, how can Lao Tzu look at you?" If you're going to be glued, you can't move! ”
"Can't move? Dude, are you the monkey invited by Dubi? The clerks laughed, "What kind of place is this, this is a refrigerated warehouse!" Glue here, it won't work unless there's a hot wind blowing over! Otherwise, the glue has no stickiness at all! ”
As he spoke, the clerk jumped twice on the spot and showed Yang Shirt and Lang Si, and he said, "How is it?" Brother, if you do this, it's in vain, come on, let me continue to chase you to kill! ”
Yang Shirt and Lang Si had very helpless expressions.
And at this time, on the side of the shelf passage where the clerk was, a red light suddenly lit up, and this red light released heat!
The clerk was stunned and couldn't help but be surprised and said, "What the hell, how did an electric fan pop up?" Is it particularly high-frequency? ”
"That's right!"
A person kneeling there next to the electric fan, this person is Lao Tu, Lao Tu stood up, put his hand in his pocket, and said proudly: "I found an electric fan in the cabinet, I heard Lao Lang poured a universal glue on you, just right, this electric fan is in use!" ”
The clerk was so angry that he wanted to cut the old soil, but he couldn't move when he lifted his foot, his foot was glued to the ground, he almost didn't fall down, he shook his body twice to maintain his balance, he knew that if the whole person fell to the ground, the whole body was glued.
Yang Shirt and Lang Si were both happy, and Lang Si said: "Old soil, at the critical moment, you are still in time!" ”
Lao Tu said: "Where, where, this is nothing." ”
Yang Shirt asked: "Old-fashioned, I thought you were hiding by yourself just now, but I didn't expect that I misunderstood you, you didn't leave me and Uncle Lang, you were actively looking for how to deal with this murderer." ”
The old man laughed, coughed, coughed twice, and said, "Look at what your little goat says, am I the kind of selfish person I am old-fashioned?" I just felt that if you want to cure this murderer, you have to use a special method, and what special method to use, this needs to be searched, I found that there is universal glue on the shelf, so I thought, if you want the glue to work, you must use an electric fan, so I looked for an electric fan, my plan at the time, in fact, was to wait for me to find an electric fan, splash the murderer with universal glue, and then use the electric fan to shine on him, when the time comes, I see what else this murderer can be crazy, I didn't expect that Lao Lang splashed the universal glue in advance, I'll hurry up and cooperate, so that the murderer, this will not be subdued by us, haha......"
The old man laughed, but the clerk whimpered and cried.
Lang Si said: "You murderer, you cry!" Perverted! Tell me how to open the door of the cold storage! I'm telling you, you will be shot for this kind of behavior, but if you recognize your mistake and open the door in time, maybe, the person who cut off half of your arm, and the woman, they are all saved, and they can still live, and your crime can be mitigated, otherwise, you will definitely have to eat the gun! Tell me how to open the door! ”
The clerk sighed again, and then laughed again, his change of attitude was indeed perverted enough, and he said, "I won't tell you how to open the door, unless there is a situation." ”
"What's the situation?" Lang Si asked.
The clerk looked at the couple lying on the ground, and said, "Unless, both of them, I chop them into minced meat and let others eat them!" ”
Yang Shi asked puzzledly: "Why, why do you insist on chopping the two of them into minced meat?" Do you have a perverted hobby of killing people and chopping them into minced meat? ”
The clerk shook his head, and he said, "No, you guys might think I'm doing this, very perverted, right?" ”
Lao Tu said: "What do you think, do you think that the three of us are perverts?" Only you are a normal person? ”
The clerk said, "No, you don't change your mind, and I'm not a pervert." ”
Lang Si said: "! You've done it all, and you still don't change your mind? Do ordinary people go and kill people? Kill someone, and go to chop human meat buns, what are you doing, not perverted, is it normal? ”
The clerk said: "Everything has a cause and effect, and the reason why I do this is not because I am perverted, but because I, in, revenge!" ”
"Revenge?"
Yang Shanlang Si is still old-fashioned, almost in unison, listening to the meaning of the clerk's speech, the clerk did it like this, there is a reason.
Lang Si said, "What do you mean by that?" Revenge? That little couple, what is the deep hatred with you? ”
The clerk paused, he sighed again, cried twice, and then laughed again, he said: "There is a saying, I don't know if you have heard, that sentence is like this, called, good is rewarded, evil is rewarded, it's not that it is not reported, but the time has not come!" ”
Lang Si nodded, he said: "Of course, I am familiar with this sentence, isn't it the famous thinker, Sun Tzu, once said, good is rewarded, evil is rewarded, it's not that there is no retribution, but the time has not come, which really contains great wisdom, the world is reincarnated, the so-called, thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of He......"
Lao Tu grabbed the words and said: "Lao Lang, get out of here, when did Sun Tzu say such a sentence, who is Sun Tzu, he does not believe in Buddhism, the truth of Buddhism, there is such a proverb of good and evil, Sun Tzu, that is a military strategist, he said, threesome, there must be my teacher!" I think ......"
Yang Shan couldn't help it, and said: "Old-fashioned, Uncle Lang, don't pretend to understand the two of you, but be self-defeating, laugh and be generous, listen to this clerk, why do you want revenge!" ”
The clerk said, "It was autumn, and the wind was so lingering, it reminded me of their helpless eyes......