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Once, Tang Jian's sentence "All the authors here are spicy chickens" made him a rat-like existence in the online literature circle.

Now, he stood up and said in public, "Everyone here is ......."

This pause is maddening!

If this guy dares to say "spicy chicken", then he will definitely go out on his stomach today!

Xinfeng thought so in his heart......

Tang Jian knew that the reaction of these guys would be like this, and they all raised their hearts to their throats!

Tang Jian then said: "Talents with both wisdom and bravery! ”

Nima!

I don't know why, Xinfeng and others actually have a feeling of disappointment!

This guy didn't say that everyone here is spicy chicken, but said that everyone here is a talent with both wisdom and bravery!

Li Jiajia suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this slut has listened to his own words, and knows what kind of consequences will be caused by provoking his peers like this, so he began to flatter and stop doing things!

In front of them, hundreds of rookie authors began to sit down calmly from holding back, but they thought that this guy was going to scare them again, and they were all spicy chickens!

Thanks to the fact that they were all ready to attack in groups, they almost couldn't help but smash the mineral water in front of them!

Outcome...... What a disappointment!

Tang Jian secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, these authors of Nima are really rude! He only said the first half of the sentence, but they all glared angrily, if they were all spicy chickens, Tang Jian felt that his little life would probably be explained here today!

Coughing embarrassedly, Tang Jian also began to talk nonsense: "Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the most attractive thing is that Chinese characters contain all kinds of mysteries!" ”

Aren't you talking nonsense?

Xinfeng said disdainfully in his heart, the Chinese people in the whole world, who doesn't know this common sense?

Tang Jian walked directly to the blackboard in front of him, picked up the chalk and wrote down the two pinyin and two Chinese characters of "bo Dajing Shen".

He suddenly asked: "It is rumored that Xinfeng Dashen is the most sassy and lewd author in writing, this Bo Dajing actually has two meanings when it is read deeply, and some people may not understand, so I plan to ask Xinfeng Dashen to explain to you!" ”

...... "Your sister!

I'm sitting down and lying on the gun!

This guy is even more horny than me! I'm just writing lewdly, but in reality it's not as direct as you, right?

Xinfeng was named, so he had to pretend to be stupid and said: "Isn't broad and profound meaning that your thoughts and knowledge are broad and profound?" What does another meaning mean? ”

Li Jiajia was also a little puzzled, what kind of medicine was sold in this slut's gourd? Does he think this guy can't write the words "Bo" and "fine" that are "broad and profound"?

Tang Jian hehe: "What a sullen answer this is from the great god of Xinfeng, he obviously knows what I want to say another meaning, but he is embarrassed to say it!" Well, I won't waste any time, this bo Dajing is deep and everyone will think of it as broad and profound. ”

As he spoke, Tang Jian wrote down the four words "broad and profound", and then wrote two more Chinese characters below, and then explained: "But if the word "Bo" is replaced with the word "Bo", and the word "Jing" is replaced by the word "stem", then the meaning is very different!"

Like the great god of Xinfeng, there must be countless self-created words that are dirty with new meanings, and this is the various mysteries contained in the Chinese characters I said! ”

Hearing this, Li Jiajia's face couldn't help but change, this guy is really so cheap and dirty!

She couldn't help but think of the sentence that Tang Jian told her at the beginning, "I will give myself a creation in the future", and Tang Jian added at that time that this "in the future" is not what she thought!

Editor-in-Chief Li smiled awkwardly, he didn't expect this kid to be so calm and natural in public, this cheeky person was so thick that he was ashamed of himself!

Awesome!

Xinfeng admired it from the bottom of his heart, although he was very sassy and lewd, but he belonged to the sullen type of lewdness, but this guy turned out to be a bright sassy type!

Tang Jian felt that all he could say was the dirty jokes he had seen the most, after all, he hadn't written it, and he didn't know how to teach this group of street writers a lesson, so all he could do was talk nonsense!

Picking up the chalk, Tang Jian continued: "Chinese characters are the most magical characters, and our Chinese characters can be translated in detail and in a variety of different languages, but the languages of other countries are difficult to translate our great Chinese characters!" ”

"For example, these ......"

As he spoke, Tang Jian wrote a lot of Chinese characters on the blackboard - godsister, brother, fall in love with her, go through the back door, don't interject, talk about it later, love for a long time, look scary, climax, and eat for you below......

Looking at these words, Li Jiajia was speechless, this slut is enough! This is to ask you to teach everyone how to write well, but you talk about the breadth and profundity of Chinese characters, and then you keep driving the train!

"Look! These words actually have two meanings, if you can make good use of the essence of Chinese characters, then you can use it with half the effort to write! ”

Xinfeng was completely convinced, although he thought that he was lewd enough to be slutty enough, but now compared to Tang Jian, he suddenly felt that he was a frog at the bottom of the well!

At least his face is not thick enough to open this kind of text train in front of so many people!

Immediately afterwards, Tang Jian said: "Master a certain foundation of writing, then it is actually very easy to write a good book, as long as it is not mentally retarded, then everyone has the talent to write, like an author I know, he admired me too much, so he also began to write, and now he has earned 300,000 yuan in less than a month of writing, this is a talented writer, even I have to admire!" ”

At this time, a male author sneered: "I made 300,000 yuan a month, don't you brag and don't make a draft?" ”

Other people also think so, how can a rookie author earn 300,000 yuan in a month of writing? It takes a month to put it on the shelves! Besides, what can a new author do in a month? Even if it's a short story, even if the copyright is targeted by other companies, it can't be sold so quickly!

Therefore, they all agreed that Tang Jian was bragging a few times!

Tang Jian said calmly: "If you also have his courage, I think you can earn more than 300,000 yuan in a month!" ”

Hehe, the author suddenly said with disdain: "What is the name of the author you are talking about?" What did he write, he could actually earn 300,000 yuan a month? ”

Tang Jian replied: "Actually, what he wrote was average, and there were not many readers who read it, but he wrote the protagonist to death, and the heroine was forced and killed, and finally he provoked the readers to be angry, and then his legs were broken, and the other party paid him 300,000 yuan!"

In fact, I made up this story, which means to tell you that writing really depends on talent, and if you don't have talent, even if you take more classes, it's useless, it's better to annoy the readers, let the readers beat you, and then you can't make a lot of money if you can't die, isn't it more cost-effective than you can't make money by working hard for several years to write? ”

In an instant, the faces of Li Jiajia and Editor-in-Chief Li became a little bad, this guy really did something to provoke the anger of the public!

Rage +200......

Rage +230......

Mom, these authors have scary eyes!

Hey, I don't want to hit you, but I don't know why, I'm not angry for a minute now, and I'm uncomfortable!

Tang Jian stopped, almost all the authors in front of him had a stinky face, they were already very unhappy with Tang Jian, but now this guy said that he has no talent, even if he takes more classes, it is useless!

Doesn't this mean to tell them that if they have no talent, they are destined to only go to the streets, let them wash and sleep?

Although this is indeed a truth, but I don't know why, when it comes out of this guy's mouth, they can't hold back the anger in their hearts!

Editor-in-chief Li hurriedly resolved the crisis and said: "Yes, if you don't have talent, no matter how many classes you take, it's useless. Some gods are gifted and become gods in less than a year after writing a book, while those gods who have no talent congenitally are great gods who have achieved it through the hard work of the day after tomorrow, but there are no authors who can't activate this talent even if they work hard. ”

Editor-in-Chief Li's witty answer can be regarded as calming the anger of these rookie authors in front of him, otherwise he wouldn't know what would happen to these authors!

Tang Jian said again: "Hey, if I can, I really want to give some of my talent to the destined people here, after all, everyone's good is really good!" ”

Nima!

This guy is so badly beaten!

Xinfeng was almost about to kneel, and for some reason, he suddenly felt a strong sense of admiration for Tang Jianmeng in his heart!

He suddenly had the feeling that this guy was the prototype of the fierce protagonist he wrote in his book!

This arrogant look, this underbeaten look, this cheap and annoying look, it's exactly the same as the tough protagonist constructed in his book!

At this time, an author who was wearing myopic glasses and looked like a dead fat house said unhappily: "Hehe, listen to you say that, you are that kind of talented author, right?" But does anyone know if the books you wrote were cobbled together with software and then tinkered with? ”

This fat man actually suspects that I have exchanged my life for it!

Tang Jian smiled and said, "Do you have any evidence to prove that my books were cobbled together with those software?" ”

The other party sneered: "The ghost knows if you deliberately changed every sentence in order not to be discovered, and then plagiarized the patchwork plot in disguise!" ”

"According to what you say, all the authors do not rule out the possibility of being suspected by you! So you're a red eye, you have to treat it well! ”

If you scare a group of authors, Tang Jian is still a little afraid, if you scare a dead fat house alone, there is nothing to be afraid of!

"Why am I so blushing at a brain-dead author who doesn't know the height of the sky?"

The other party was even more angry, and Editor-in-Chief Li was about to open his mouth to persuade him, but Tang Jian took the lead and said, "Why don't you look at me?" I'm countless times more handsome than you, and I earn more for a book than you earn in your life, so how can you be angry if you don't blush? Hey, the three words of this red eye disease are written on your forehead, and the result is very duplicitous! ”

Rage +350......

That dead fat otaku author was so angry that the fat on his face trembled!

At this time, another male author said: "It's very simple! You are now serializing three books at the same time, and the daily updates add up to more than 40,000 words, except for the "Zhu Xian" that you said has been written, then the daily updates of your other two books that have not been written are at least 20,000 words or more, from this point of view, the speed of your code words must be very fast, if you are not afraid of goofs, then you will code the plot of the two chapters of "Tomb Robbery Notes" on the spot, if the text style and plot are not right, then the truth will naturally come out! ”

, what a sinister move!

These guys think I'm serializing several books at the same time, and the updates are so awesome, so I suspect that I didn't write them?

Not to mention, these are all a group of truth emperors!

Tang Jian was shocked, and then secretly said that it was good that Lao Tzu had a system, otherwise this time it would really be capsized in the gutter!

He smiled coldly: "Since you want to be slapped in the face by me so much, then I will fulfill your bunks!" ”

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PS: Three more than 10,000 words, ask for a subscription and ask for a monthly pass, and the league leader still owes two more.