"Blow it blindly, Guan Ling is invincible for 100,000 miles, and a wild monkey can beat him"

Someone said disdainfully.

The dirty old man lifted his hair, which seemed to have not been washed in months, glanced at the man, and spat at the ground with disdain.

"Ignorant people, have you heard of the ancient road of the demon race, that monkey is an outstanding person on the ancient road of the demon race, and there is nothing strange about defeating the order of the first level of the ancient road of the human race."

At this time, a Taoist priest and a Taoist aunt walked in, and a white cat wearing big pants walking upright.

The dirty old man turned his head to squint his eyes, frowned and said, "Untransformed monster"

The black cat snorted, teleported to the old man, and stared at each other suspiciously.

"What's the matter, old man, do you have an opinion?"

The dirty old man dared to talk about the order as if no one was around, naturally it was not easy, he picked up the wine glass and put it to his mouth and slowly tasted it, as if there was air standing in front of him.

As a native of the earth, the most annoying thing for the black cat is that someone is pretending to be forced in front of him, and he sat down on the chair and shouted: "Third junior brother, teach this dead old man a lesson for me, and let him know how many eyes the cat fairy has." ”

The cat fairy, who was watching the lively guests, was amused, this cat wearing big pants and looking very funny, called himself a cat fairy, and the cat monster was almost the same.

The black cat snorted coldly, and many people's blood was churning, and their hearts almost jumped.

"Irrelevant people fuck off"

The guests cheered and ran away.

"Third junior brother, what are you waiting for!"

The black cat shouted again.

At this time, a large delicate hand patted the black cat on the shoulder.

"Day, if you don't do it, what are you doing with me?"

The black cat turned its head impatiently, but saw Chu Feng's black face, and stood up in fright.

Chu Feng probed his hand and made a burst of chestnuts on the black cat's head.

"Xiao Hei, have you drunk too much?"

The black cat has always been obedient in front of Chu Feng, and he didn't refute it when he heard it, he hung his head and stepped aside.

Chu Feng sat down straight, glanced at the dirty old man, and said thoughtfully, "We know each other?" ”

The dirty old man put down his glass and looked like an idiot.

"You're sick, how could I know you!"

Chu Feng smiled and didn't say anything.

Black Cat, Ye Zi, and Xiao Huohuo showed puzzled expressions.

The dirty old man took a piece of fragrant donkey meat with his chopsticks, poured half a pot of wine into his stomach, burped, and walked out in a big way.

The black cat immediately took the position of the old man.

"Dao Chief, what's the situation, why can't I understand it!"

Chu Feng said, 'Go and go back' and disappeared.

The melting snow water cascades down from the high mountain streams and the steep cliffs, like thousands of shining silver chains. The snow that falls down merges into a rushing stream at the foot of the mountain, and the waves throw upwards to form thousands of cherry blossoms in full bloom.

A dirty old man, pouting his big fat ass, lying on the side of the stream to drink, his mouth cooing from time to time, like a toad.

Chu Feng stood not far away, with a faint smile on his face.

The dirty old man turned around and said angrily: "You Taoist priest is rude, what do you think you think of staring at my old man's ass? ”

Chu Feng turned his head to look away.

In the middle of the ring, the old man came closer, put his hands behind his back, and glanced at Chu Feng a few times, his face was cloudy.

"How did you find out about this seat?"

The voice changed to the immature voice of the Heavenly Punishment Elder.

Chu Feng shook his head.

"The elders are clever, how can the juniors find out your identity!"

The Heavenly Punishment Elder turned into a girl, and his face sank.

"Are you sarcastic?"

Chu Feng smiled slightly.

"The quota for the younger generation to go west is five people, plus the younger generation already has four people, the elder will definitely find a way to stuff another one to the poor road, it just so happens that you deliberately attracted the attention of several junior attachés in the tea house, except for the intention, the junior can't guess any other possibility."

The gloomy look on the Heavenly Punishment Elder's face suddenly disappeared and was replaced by a smile that bloomed like a chrysanthemum.

"Yes, he is worthy of being the person chosen by the senior brother, he is smart, and this seat is here this time to let you clean up the monkey."

Sure enough, just for the sake of a monkey, the Heavenly Punishment Elder made a special trip, no matter how you look at it, it's a little boring.

Chu Feng looked at the Heavenly Punishment Elder suspiciously.

"I can't hide anything from you," the Heavenly Punishment Elder sighed, "That monkey, called the Nine Lives Dragon Ape, was born of the Lingming Stone Monkey and a female Dragon King, tyrannical and lustful by nature, 80,000 years ago, when he was fighting for the princess of the fox clan with a bull demon in Tianlei Mountain, he killed too much, was captured by me, and has been kept by his side, a few months ago, while I was not at home, he sneaked out, and did evil here, and you took him for me." ”

Chu Feng sweated wildly, and there were many grooves. The species of Lingming Stone Monkey and Female Dragon King, inherited the tyranny of the ape and the lust of the dragon, and also competed with a bull demon for the princess of the fox clan, and finally took advantage of the absence of the Heavenly Punishment Elder to go out to do evil for a few months.

"What, what's the problem?" Seeing Chu Feng's expression change, the Heavenly Punishment Elder frowned and asked.

Chu Feng gathered his mind and said, "Such an evil spirit, people and gods are angry, the elder can rest assured, the junior will definitely kill him."

The corners of the Heavenly Punishment Elder's mouth twitched, "Who asked you to kill him, isn't there one less person in your westward team, plus it." ”

As soon as this began, he stuffed the related households, and Chu Feng immediately made up the dark picture like Journey to the West in his mind, and beat the demon all the way, eighty percent of them were related households, and after the scourge was over, he patted his ass and left.

"He's very capable of fighting, don't look at only true immortal cultivation, as long as you stimulate him and make him angry, he will become infinitely stronger, the upper limit of this seat has not had time to verify, you can try."

Elder Heavenly Punishment said again.

The co-author is Hulk all the way, and he started a frenzy, and it is estimated that the six relatives do not recognize it, Chu Feng can't help but express his worries about this monkey who is about to join.

"It committed a great murder in Tianlei Mountain, senior brother has always wanted to kill it, it was I who protected it, this time I followed you, and made enough credit, senior brother, I can also talk."

Elder Heavenly Punishment said with a serious expression.

Not only is it a relational household, but also wants to wash it, Chu Feng's heart is clouded.

"Are you worried that you won't be able to cure him, don't worry, the treasures here in this seat" The Heavenly Punishment Elder waved his hand and added a good-looking hat.

People use hats, you also use hats, in case the Nine Lives Dragon Ape doesn't like hats, Chu Feng was speechless.

"It's the wrong one, it's not this" The Heavenly Punishment Elder waved his hand again, and there was a bright and shiny peach, "This peach is called a lost kiwi, and the Nine Lives Dragon Ape was dizzy when he saw it." ”

Chu Feng took the peach, a little unconvinced, just such a peach can make the monkey with unlimited force faint after getting angry.

"This kiwifruit, also known as the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Fruit, was cultivated by the power of the Seven Emotions and Six Desires collected by the Bull Demon for 17,500 years from billions of living beings, specifically restraining the Nine Lives Dragon Ape."

Elder Heavenly Punishment explained with a smile.

(The five people who did not count Chu Feng in the previous article are wrong)