Chapter 24: The Harvest
"Thanks to the woman's agility, this is the dangerous way to dodge...... Ah~ Bad guy, why knock me on the head? It hurts so much! Reich clutched her left hand over her head and screamed in pain.
"Knock~"
"Oops~ Bad guy, I was wrong, why knock me again, it hurts~"
"You're a long-range profession, what are you doing on the side!"
"Originally, I wanted to help, but I forgot about it when I saw that you were playing very happily~" Reich muttered aggrievedly.
"It seems that I have to give you a long memory", Lin Ze stretched out two hands, pinched a small face that wanted to dodge fiercely, and then 180 degrees.
"Bad guy, I'm really wrong, it hurts ~ it hurts ~ don't pinch it ~~~"
"Given that you often don't do your job in battle, I've decided that this time you should divide the food from your loot and exchange it for something else!" Letting go of his hand, Lin Ze said solemnly.
"Bad guy~~ Didn't you get angry just now, do you want to pinch it a few times again? Let's discuss whether it's okay or not, what does this woman's mistake have to do with her heart, or you can pinch it a few more times to relieve your anger", Lexi stepped forward with a well-behaved look on her little face.
"Don't even think about it, Sina, clean up the battlefield, we'll stay here for the night tonight", Lin Ze turned his head and ordered, some naughty and nervous elves just have to give her a profound lesson, well, an impressive lesson......
These damn ground rats, running very fast, Si Qin looked at the foul-smelling smoke balls thrown into his yard, toxins, such inferior production, it is estimated that even fleas are not poisonous, annoying! It's been a few days, why hasn't the cook come back, if a few more people take care of it, I have to chase it out to give these unsightly thieves some color to see, and dare to play sneak attack, if it wasn't for the elf next door yesterday, I was almost touched into the house by them, and the elf is really, what is the use of just scaring these thieves? Do you think that if your subordinates show mercy, they will remember you? If you shoot it, you should kill them until they are cold, otherwise, hey~ annoying thieves, naΓ―ve neighbors, damn it, I hate guarding the house the most......
"Bad guy~~ You can sleep here tonight, I've cleaned up", Lehy, who was full of flattery, came up, "Look, about the heart and liver~"
"Humph! Don't even think about it", Lin Ze resolutely refused.
"Bad guy~ I was wrong, I really knew I was wrong~" Lexi's whole little face immediately collapsed, and she muttered and pulled Lin Ze's sleeve and shook it.
Lin Ze turned around and ignored a certain woman who pretended to be pitiful.
"Bad guy ~ I was wrong ~ " Reich walked around to Lin Ze again.
Lin Ze continued to turn around, and Lexi continued to go around to the front with perseverance, "Bad guy~I was really wrong~"
It's like a movie replay, until it has been replayed more than ten times, Lin Ze finally couldn't stand it anymore, "Don't circle around me, half of it, only change it for half, it can't be less, you must remember the lesson." β
"I've ...... in mind"
Before Lei Xi finished speaking, he was glared back by Lin Ze fiercely.
"Careful bad guy~~" Reich muttered as she pouted......
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"Mission failed?"
"I'm sorry, Your Excellency."
"I'm not asking you to say I'm sorry, I need results", Sharp Tip played with the dagger in his hand.
"The warbler shot, due to the gap in strength, had to leave first", Blade stated without hurry.
"It turned out to be her, no wonder, it's not easy to do~", Sharp Tip held the dagger, "No, you have to give her a warning, that prey is her, as long as we don't hurt her, do you understand, you discuss this matter with the blade, don't let her find out that it has something to do with us." β
"Yes!"
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"Iron plate, ah, pack, iron candlestick, this is also packed, oh my God, what is this, it turned out to be a steel spoon, the wooden spoon at home can finally be replaced, wow! There is also a round copper pot, which is several silver coins just for selling scrap copper, no, it must be kept properly! β
Lin Ze saw that the girl directly put the round-bottomed copper pot with a wooden handle upside down on her head, and she couldn't help it, "Well, what do you want these broken pots and bowls for, just pick up the valuable ones and clean them up." β
"Hmph~ What do you know, I just found out that this woman is not as good as a group of robbers!" The girl volleyed angrily and waved her small fist.
The loot that Lin Ze selected was very simple, that is, the robber's weapons and some good leather armor, which were packed early, and sat and watched a certain fool with a copper pot as a "helmet" struggling to stuff things into the big bag.
"Does this have anything to do with you picking up so much, do you carry it?"
The girl's eyes rolled, "Sina~~~ You are the most beautiful~~"
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"Hey! Hold it! Are you thieves who are stealing things when you go out with big bags and small bags, stop and open the package to check! β
Lin Ze was very surprised, they came out of the robber's lair with large bags and small bags on their backs, they were careful along the way, but nothing happened, seeing that they were about to enter the house, they were blocked, but after he put down the bags on his back and saw the other party clearly, he was not surprised at all.
A few green-skinned dwarfs were carrying weapons aimed at Lin Ze and them, the goblins standing in front of them were holding short swords and shields, the shields were printed with the same emblem, an open eye, but the pupils were a gold coin, etc., the flare long-pole weapons held by the back wouldn't be firearms, right? It's been a long time since I've seen this ancient live-fire weapon, yes, it seems to be something called engineering in this world, specializing in the manufacture of these mechanical structures.
"The Church of Truth investigates the thieves, if it doesn't matter, go away!" One of the goblins, armed with a shield, shouted.
The Church of Truth? It turned out to be them, no wonder that mark was so familiar, Lin Ze had never been masked about this organization that claimed to manage the eastern part of the outer valley of the Wind Valley, and even more exaggerated than some of the law enforcers he met who were always late - people didn't come at all, so those thieves outside their manor at night were so arrogant, but since it was a goblin organization, it was not surprising.
"What! Which eye did you see us stealing! What's more, how could a thief go to town with a bag on his back! A certain woman with a "helmet" on her head came up.
"The East District is such a big road, this road is the way to the outside and the inside, who knows if you are not running out."
"You~"
Lin Ze grabbed Lexi, who continued to prepare to come forward to theorize, just by looking at the emblem of the Church of Truth, he knew that these green-skinned dwarfs were not here to reason with you, he reached out and took out a small iron badge with the shape of an eye from the small pocket on his waist, that's right, it is the emblem of the Church of Truth, this is what he got in his hand with the title deed and key when he bought the manor, or did he suddenly remember that there was such a thing on his body when he saw the emblem shield of the other party.
"We are residents of Dusty Manor, not thieves!" Lin Ze raised the badge in his hand and showed it, turned his head and said softly, "On the way back with our prey, a group of blinding robbers wanted to beat me for the idea of loot, but that group of guys were cut into a lot of minced meat by our lair, that feeling, it was really ~ hiss", speaking of this, he licked his lips unsatisfied, "I think there must be some misunderstanding between us, you have worked hard to protect the safety of the town, this little meaning is a reward for everyone", in the end, Lin Ze directly took off the money bag on his waist, and threw it directly without looking at it.
The leading goblin hurriedly hugged the money bag that flew over, skillfully opened it and looked at it, and then tilted his head with the money bag and tilted his head to a large number of Lin Ze's bags, and was silent for a while before revealing an ugly smile, "That's right, this is a misunderstanding, I recognized it, isn't this the 'nasty troublemaker' Lacey, you have a broken pot on your head, you didn't recognize it just now, hahaha~" A group of goblins let out a noisy laugh and left.
Lin Ze pulled the elf girl who still wanted to say something.
"Bad guys~ Why did you give them money, I'm angry with this woman, these ...... who don't do their jobs"
"Just order the change that you bring in a conspicuous place", thanks to the habit of being an explorer, he always divides the money he carries with him into several unequal parts and puts them in different places, just to cope with some similar small situations.