Chapter 38 Old Ghost Qi
"Huh?" The fourth looked around and greeted Li Shidong in a low voice, "Dongzi, you see that my ass hurts, as usual, it should be bleeding, but there is no blood at all, and the stupid ghost just now almost pushed me enough to chew shit, and I felt that my teeth were stuck off, but", the fourth touched his mouth, "The teeth are still there, what the hell is going on?" ”
Li Shidong just wanted to answer, but he heard the leisurely voice of an old man in the dark. "Hahahaha, Xiaoyou is interesting." I don't know who stepped in like this, and the fourth child asked angrily, "Who?" Asked you? If it's a ghost, it scares people, Lao Tzu is also a ghost now, I'm not afraid of you. It's locking the throat in the lap cavity. After speaking, he turned back and waited for Li Shidong's answer. Li Shidong looked at the fourth child helplessly, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the voice of the old man in the dark came out again: "Eh, it's quite horizontal, I've been here for five hundred years, I've seen it horizontally, it's the first time I've seen it so horizontally!" This time, the fourth child didn't care about the pain in his buttocks, sat on the ground and turned around with his buttocks as the center point and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, you have lived for five hundred years and have not lived a ghost, more than five hundred years, your mother is a bear, Wang Ba lives long, and Wang Ba is better than going, less leaning on the old and selling the old there, come in and see your fourth master does not come up and bow and salute, this time to death interjects, fuck your uncle, you live for a thousand years or this dick......"
This was for Li Shidong, he was stunned, what is this for, Li Shidong pondered in his heart, he was unfamiliar with this place just now, why is he so disunited, and then pulled the fourth child and said: "Don't talk nonsense, pay attention to quality, pay attention to quality!" ”
The fourth child was still seven dissatisfied with eight angry fuckers of his uncle, Li Shidong almost didn't stop him, and suddenly a pair of flashing red eyes in the dark swished in front of the fourth, and then there were two big slaps, and the fourth child was beaten inexplicably, just wanted to speak, and it was a positive mouth, a reverse mouth, the fourth child was beaten in a circle, and his eyes were full of Venus, but his mouth was still unclean and scolded that there is a kind of you come out, hide and learn from Wang Bayun. Immediately, there was a continuous sound of crackling mouths in the darkness, and Li Shidong counted it, a full ten. This mouth is not small to listen to, fortunately it is a ghost body, if this is a human body, it may faint to death.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting!" At this time, the fourth child finally softened, the key is that he didn't see anyone in front of him at all, so he was so mouthful and had nowhere to fight back, and if he didn't accept it, it was not over.
"Little brute!" The old man's voice in the darkness reprimanded, "Now you know that you are wrong? It's crazy! ”
"Hmm....... This one...... The ......." the fourth brother couldn't say why, Li Shidong bowed to the dark place and said: "This uncle, this is my brother with a different surname," he said and pointed to the fourth, "Our brothers are new to the city, we don't understand the rules, we died in a car accident, so my brother is a little angry, and he offended your old man, please be merciful and bypass us." ”
"Hmm......." the old man's voice in the darkness was much calmer, "the latter said something that was a good sentence. After speaking, an old man appeared in the darkness, with gray hair, gray eyebrows, and even a white beard, wearing an ancient long robe and cloth shoes, looking at Li Shidong and nodding.
The fourth child didn't dare to speak, obviously not at the same level, and he had to be beaten when he spoke. Li Shidong stabbed the fourth child at this time and muttered quietly: "Apologize quickly!" The fourth child looked at Li Shidong timidly as if he was unwilling, Li Shidong said: "If you still want to be beaten, you will have a hard mouth, and you will die, I don't care!" ”
The fourth child pleaded and pulled Li Shidong's sleeve, looked at the old man helplessly, lowered his head and whispered: "This grandfather, grandson, I am ignorant, I bumped into you, I apologize to you here, I'm sorry!" ”
"Louder?" The old man glared angrily, and his eyes gradually glowed red. The fourth child was startled when he saw it, this was the rhythm of being beaten again, so he quickly knelt on the ground and bowed, shouting loudly: "Grandpa, the grandson knows that he is wrong, and the grandson knows that he is wrong!" ”
"Hahahaha!" The old man stroked his snow-white beard and looked up and laughed, then pointed to the fourth child and said: "I have been a ghost for five hundred years, you call me grandpa not to suffer, not to suffer, hahahaha." ”
Li Shidong saw that the atmosphere had eased, so he asked the old man with a smile, "This ...... Predecessor! "People have been ghosts for 500 years, shouldn't you call your seniors," this senior, aren't you 500 years old ghosts alive yet? ”
"End?" The old man looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's all over, the lunch break is endless!" ”
Li Shidong wondered, Zhong Nan Daoyi said, after a person dies, there is a person who has a life, and the person who dies will go directly to the judge for trial, and then bear a certain number of years according to the fault of his life, the corresponding hell punishment, and then decide which reincarnation you are put into, whether it is humane or animalistic. And if the sin is very great, it will be thrown directly into the Infernal Hell, and it will never be reincarnated. There is no end of life, that is, as the saying goes, the one who dies horizontally, and he has to spend the rest of his yang life in hell, but here it is called ghost life, and the family conditions are better to burn more paper money, paper objects or something, you can get a house in Feng, and the ghost life will go to the trial again, and if the conditions are not good, you can also live in a low-rent house or give someone a job or something, and people like them who are locked up in prison are really a minority of the few, because these are all ghost things in the yang world, that is, you have violated the laws of the underworld in the yang world, and you will be locked up here after death to wait for the judgment of the city god masterGenerally speaking, there are onmyoji who have revealed the heavenly machine, ghost catchers who have created karmic results, tomb robbers who have stolen dead people's things, etc., and there is only one kind that the underworld does not accept, that is, more than half a step away, wandering in the two worlds of yin and yang, and suffering from the ghosts of yang fire, this kind of ghost cannot be reincarnated, cannot be reincarnated, cannot be accepted by the yin and yang worlds, and can only slowly turn into ashes by himself, which is the ghost of the person who died by suicide.
To sum up, this old man must have violated the laws of the underworld before his death, but what a big crime this is, why is he still imprisoned indefinitely. The old man saw Li Shidong's surprise on his face, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, if you don't know me or not, I'll just talk about me, my surname is Qi, and everyone has used to calling me Qi Old Ghost over the years......"