At 11 o'clock in the morning, this is not the peak time for work, let alone the rush hour for work. There are no tourist attractions in the vicinity, so there are not many passengers in and out of this metro station.

The driver man couldn't help but say a word to Tang Jian angrily and drove away, he didn't want to see this stinky and shameless slut for a second.

Although the driver seemed to have some misunderstanding about himself at the last moment, Tang Jian did not blame the driver, he said that if he gave a five-star review, he must give a five-star review, and said that if he wanted to add the biscuit review, he had to add it!

That's right, he's such an honest and trustworthy man!

"His grandmother's! It's still scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and you won't get tired of eating it? You're eating sweet and sour carp! This is clearly crispy on the outside and tender on the inside! Damn, mentally retarded, next time I meet him, I'll take him around the capital and brush him to death! ”

Looking at Tang Jian's five-star praise, the driver man's anger that had just disappeared couldn't help but evaporate......

Walking to the self-service ticket machine in the subway station, Tang Jian was a little at a loss, if he is such a big person, have you ever taken the subway?

"How do you use this thing?"

Tang Jian looked at both sides of the ticket machine, and now no one was buying tickets in front of the machine, only to see that people coming in and out just took a card in their hands and dipped it.

"It turns out that you can swipe your card! There is still such an operation! ”

Tang Jian took out the bank card from his wallet and walked over, he found the sensor at the entrance, and then put the card on it.

"That's right! Do you need to enter a six-digit password? Tang Jian looked at it, there were no password buttons around, and the machine did not make a sound.

He looked at a girl next to him who was about to swipe her card in and asked, "Hey, beauty." Why doesn't my card respond? ”

"Uh, you got the wrong card!"

The girl couldn't help laughing, it was the first time she saw someone swiping her bank card around, and then asked why she didn't respond!

Tang Jian was puzzled: "There's nothing wrong with my card!" Can't you swipe your Agricultural Bank card? ”

"Poof!"

The girl laughed unkindly, this guy is a tease sent by the monkey, right? She couldn't hold back her smile: "It's not just the cards of the Agricultural Bank that can't be swiped, but the cards of other banks can't be swiped either!" ”

"What kind of card did someone else swipe?" Tang Jian asked a little embarrassed.

"You don't even know the transit card, do you?"

The girl was also drunk, and at this time, several passengers in and out looked at Tang Jian with some amusement, as if they were laughing at a hillbilly who had never seen the world.

Transportation card? And this kind of operation?

To avoid embarrassment and not be laughed at, it's time to perform real techniques!

"Yes, of course I know that you need to use a transportation card to take the subway!"

Tang Jian suddenly looked at the girl affectionately: "But do you know that I have been paying attention to you for a long time?" I've been in love with you since I met you that day, but I haven't had the courage to pursue you, and only now have I mustered up the courage to attract you and accosting you in this silly way.

I know I'm not worthy of you, you're like the beautiful swan, and I'm the toad that hides in the corner and looks at you!

To be able to say a few words to you so close and show my love for you is one of the best memories of my life!

All right! I know I shouldn't jump out and disturb your life! Goodbye, just as I never appeared in your life! ”

After speaking, Tang Jian resolutely turned around and left, leaving the other party with a lonely back......

The girl stood in place in a daze, her face was flushed, she didn't expect to be confessed by a stranger in such a public place in broad daylight!

And these affectionate words moved her inexplicably......

The most important thing is that this boy who confessed to her is much more handsome than her current boyfriend!

For a while, she almost couldn't help but catch up and hug Tang Jian, and then tell the other party the truth.

"You're not a toad!"

……

Tang Jian walked very simply, and several male compatriots who witnessed all this admired him!

It turns out that picking up a beautiful woman is such a profound science!

They finally opened their eyes and learned today!

"Hello, where can I get a transportation card?" Tang Jian suddenly stopped around the corner and asked the security man on duty.

At this time, the men who had just admired him almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

It turns out that this guy didn't deliberately use a bank card as a transportation card to pick up a beautiful woman?

This guy obviously doesn't know how to use a transportation card to swipe it!

Fortunately, the girl had already gone down to take the subway, otherwise she would definitely be angry to death by Tang Jian's words!

Under the guidance of the man on duty, Tang Jian walked to the recharge point in the subway station......

"Hello, I want to apply for a transportation card."

Seeing Tang Jian carrying a travel backpack, the woman at the recharge point asked, "Do you often travel to other places?" ”

What does this have to do with applying for a card?

Tang Jian said nonsense: "That's right! I run all over the world! Now I plan to visit all the attractions in the capital! ”

I can't see that this boy is still a rich second generation!

The woman said with some envy: "Now there is a new national card, this kind of transportation card can be used in all cities in the country, like you like to travel to various cities in the country, it is recommended to apply for this kind of card, the cost is the same as other transportation cards." ”

"Okay, the young lady is so beautiful that she will definitely not fool me, then I will listen to you to do this kind of card!"

Tang Jian said with a smile, it was a fake pick-up just now, but now it's a real pick-up.

After a while, Tang Jian finished the transportation card, and he waved his hand: "Beautiful young lady, goodbye!" ”

“……”

The two women at the recharge point also waved their hands with a smile, if only the passengers they met every day were the same as this guy, so that they would be much more comfortable at work!

"Drop!"

This time he used the right card, and Tang Jian walked in proudly.

It's the first time I've taken the subway in my life, not to mention, I'm very excited!

Taking the roller ladder down, Tang Jian looked at the route on both sides, he was going to the Badaling Great Wall, he checked the map in front, it was too far to take a taxi, and it cost a lot of money. That's why he decided to take the subway, and then he could get there by changing to a tourist bus.

"The direction is this way!"

When the subway came, Tang Jian found that it was actually crowded with people, isn't it uncomfortable for so many people to be crowded inside on this hot day?

Although he was a little unaccustomed to and didn't like this kind of occasion, Tang Jian still squeezed in.

Standing in the corner of the subway door, Tang Jian suddenly had an idea, and said in his heart: "It's good that there are more people!" ”

Where there are more people, you can collect more rage!

The subway started, the prompt sound in the carriage was over, Tang Jian thought for a while, and then said: "I'm sorry, I really can't help but fart!" ”

After speaking, the passengers crowded around him all covered their noses in unison, how far away and how far they retreated, how much disgust and dislike their eyes and expressions were, how much contempt and contempt, they almost couldn't help but collectively crusade against Tang Jian!

+185 rage

Rage +170

Energy +150......

Looking at the sudden rise in anger, Tang Jian's heart was a little apprehensive!

However, the capital is a symbol of civilization in the capital, and he believes that everyone is a civilized person, and he will definitely not scold him, let alone beat him!

At the same time, Tang Jian sighed in his heart.

Oh, people's hearts are troubled!

I didn't fart at all, I don't believe you guys take a deep breath, or the original recipe tastes the same, right?

it!

As soon as Tang Jian finished chattering in his heart, an unbelievable smell came to his nose!

"It stinks!"

He couldn't help but cover his nose, and at this time, someone scolded a few words in a low voice, and the passengers near Tang Jian all crowded together and stayed away from him!

Nima!

Who put a stinky fart!

I don't carry this pot!

Tang Jian looked at the people who were glaring at him in embarrassment, pinched his nose with his right hand, and said in a somewhat strange voice: "If you say that this stinky fart was not actually released by me, do you believe it?" ”