Chapter 103: The Dignity of a Virgin
Jiaqi exclaimed, "How can this be? ~" There was a trilling in her voice......
Xiong Lei took a deep breath and said calmly: "Don't be afraid, let's be in the car, there is a Buddha pendant on my car, which was given to me by my master before I left, and no ghost can get close!" ”
At this time, Wu Ke also said: "Yes! Don't be afraid! It should just be a ghost hitting the wall! Not a big deal! ”
At this time, the sky was already darkening a little......
Jiaqi nodded with a crying voice, but didn't speak......
Xiong Lei said as if talking to himself: "Master said that where there is a Buddha to get along with, there must be a Dharma Protector!" Don't be afraid! ”
Xiong Lei drove the car as fast as he could, there was not a single car on the road, and it was like a dead city except them......
When the car drove for about half an hour, Xiong Lei whispered, "Are we out of the ghost wall?" ”
Wu Ke shook his head and raised his hand to the left...... It was the same small building that used to be......
Xiong Lei clenched his fists, smashed the steering wheel, and then stepped on the accelerator again, and slammed the steering wheel to the left!
The car turned around on the road!
"Let's go back! I don't believe I can't get out of this hellish place! Xiong Lei said angrily......
But not long after the car drove away, the familiar building appeared in front of me again......
Xiong Lei angrily stopped the car, opened the door and got out of the car, and Jiaqi behind him leaned on the window and asked anxiously: "Why are you getting out of the car?" ”
Xiong Lei looked around angrily, took a deep breath and began to scold!
"You bastard! Heifer doesn't give birth to cubs, give you cow B is broken! You're still playing with me? What kind of bird are you with chicken feathers stuck in bats? You're an old fat pig, and you're a slaughtered thing! I see you are a tadpole looking for a duck, you are looking for death! ......" Xiong Lei stared at the air, swearing and talking one after another......
Jiaqi patted Wu Ke, who was snickering, and asked, "Brother Ke, what is he doing?" Don't be insane, right? ”
Wu Ke smiled and said, "It's okay, this is also a way to break ghosts and hit the wall!" ”
Wu Ke smiled and shouted at Xiong Lei outside the car: "Hey! I said Thunder! You scold a little harder! Scolding is ineffective! ”
Xiong Lei nodded and made an "OK" gesture towards Wu Ke......
Jiaqi asked in a low voice, "Will this work?" ”
Wu Ke listened to Xiong Lei's scolding words in his ear, and couldn't help but laugh and said, "It's okay!" It doesn't hurt to give it a try, just in case it works! ”
Jiaqi nodded stunnedly, and also looked at Xiong Lei who was scolding at the air outside the window......
After a while, Xiong Lei scolded that he was tired, turned around and got into the car, took out a bottle of mineral water, and poured it down......
Xiong Lei said in a rough breath: "Wait for me to rest for a while, and then go down and scold!" ”
Wu Ke smiled and said, "Okay, okay!" I think it's pretty much there! Let's go and try, if it doesn't work, you can scold again! ”
Xiong Lei was really tired of scolding, nodded and continued to start the car......
This time, the car drove for an hour, and he didn't see the previous Xiaolou, Xiong Lei said with some joy: "Look at it, Brother Da Lei is still very powerful!" ”
Just when Xiong Lei was complacent, Jiaqi slapped Xiong Lei violently and said anxiously: "You are too happy too early, look there!" ”
Xiong Lei almost turned his back on his anger in anger, this is too tricky, didn't his scolding just now play a role?
Wu Ke hurriedly said: "I said Leizi! Don't drive yet, there's no way for us to go on like this, I'm afraid the car will run out of gas, and we won't be able to leave if we want to......"
Xiong Lei looked down at the fuel gauge and felt that what Wu Ke said was still very reasonable, after all, this place is still far from home, in this poor mountain and bad water, if the car runs out of gas, I am afraid they will have to dig the ground to get oil......
Xiong Lei looked at Wu Ke and said, "I'll go down and scold for another round!" ”
Before Xiong Lei got out of the car, Wu Ke hurriedly grabbed him and hurriedly said, "Don't go!" I'm afraid it's our wrong method, even if you scold and vomit blood, it's in vain......"
Haematemesis? Wu Ke seemed to suddenly remember something, looked at Xiong Lei and Jiaqi seriously and said, "I know!" With blood! You can break ghosts and hit walls! ”
Xiong Lei and Wu Ke turned to look at Jiaqi together, Jiaqi stepped back, and said in a panic: "What do you want me to do?" You're not trying to kill me, are you? ”
Wu Ke said with a slanted smile on his face: "I won't kill you!" I just want to ask you to borrow some blood, don't you girls have a few days every month? ”
Jiaqi blinked her eyes and thought about it, and after understanding what Wu Ke meant, she rolled her eyes and said, "Not in the past two days!" ”
Xiong Lei asked, "Old witch! Is there any other way to do this? ”
Wu Ke thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes!" Boy pee! ”
Jiaqi burst out with a "poof" laugh, "Hahaha! Boy pee ...... It's Bensan's ...... Or a child...... Hahaha......"
Xiong Lei hurriedly said: "Old witch, then you go down and pee!" ”
"Why am I going? I'm not a virgin anymore! Wu Ke said solemnly......
For men who have lived for more than 20 years, it seems a great shame to say that they are children......
Xiong Lei pursed his lips and said, "Yo Yo Yo! If you're not a virgin, I'll give you your head! ”
Wu Ke was a little anxious: "Why don't you go!" Aren't you also a virgin? ”
"I ......"
Jiaqi in the back seat leaned back and smiled even more, "Hahaha! …… You two don't give in......"
Xiong Lei hesitated for a moment, gritted his back molars and said, "I'm really not a virgin!" For men's face and life and death, Xiong Lei still intends to stick to his last dignity in front of the beautiful Jiaqi......
"Jerkers don't count!" Wu Ke said with a smile......
Xiong Lei's face was already flushed, and he rolled his eyes and said, "I...... I also made an appointment...... The person who made an appointment with the girl ...... "When he spoke, he was extremely unconfident, which made Xiong Lei secretly swear that he must make an appointment with the girl when he goes back, and it will be a shame for the moment!"
Jiaqi, who laughed loudly, put his left hand on Xiong Lei's shoulder, put his right hand on Wu Ke's shoulder, and pretended to be serious: "Whether we can get out of this ghost and hit the wall depends on the two strong men!" She looked at the two of them with a firm gaze and nodded, but in the end she couldn't help laughing......
"Hahahaha...... Jiaqi covered her stomach that was already laughing and hurt, waved her hand and said to Xiong Lei and Wu Ke: "Two brothers, go quickly!" ”
Xiong Lei and Wu Ke glanced at each other and got out of the car together......