Come home rich or famous? It's a fart, to put it bluntly, it's a high-profile pretend! Isn't this too easy to handle, the central special service is a state-level unit, and the next locality is at the minister-level level, let alone going to the township level, even the provincial-level units have to be given the green light throughout the whole process.

"Yes, I'll make arrangements."

After hearing this, the monkey master raised his eyebrows, took out a crumpled cigarette case from his pocket, opened it, and waved a big pen on it, "This person I cover - Lu Fanlei."

"Hold it well, save your life."

The man in black blinked, the monkey master's behavior made him embarrassed, okay...... This piece of torn paper is useless, and this is a cigarette case at all.

However, because he didn't dare to disobey him, he still honestly put it in his pocket: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you solve the problem." ”

The monkey nodded and returned to the crowd with his hands behind his back. And after going back, he pointed at Jiangang with his hand: "For the next seven days, you will be that guy's girlfriend." ”

Jiangang, who was watching the TV series, looked up in confusion: "What the are you talking about?" ”

"I've never seen you such a vulgar Sun thief, take off the headphones for Lao Tzu!"

Jian Gang reluctantly took off his headphones: "There is a fart." ”

The monkey master turned his head and pointed at Zhang Qun: "In the next seven days, you will be his girlfriend, this is an order." You give me virtuous and virtuous! Do you hear that? If you're making trouble, don't blame me for being unkind. ”

Jian Gang pursed his lips and was about to curse, but when he looked up, he saw the eyes of the monkey master -, this grandson is really playing......

"I know, I know, I don't have to sleep with you, right? I don't do it with Lao Tzu. ”

"Don't worry, I won't let you sleep with you. I know you're willing to sleep with me. ”

"your grandma's hoop fart."

After arranging everything, the monkey master got into a Land Rover by himself, but he couldn't drive......

That's right, the big monkey can't drive, and Jiangang can't ...... Only Ye Fei has a driver's license. So Ye Fei, a big beauty, became a full-time driver, driving a domineering large SUV on the winding mountain road.

"it...... You slow down. Sitting behind, the monkey master grabbed the handrail with both hands: "I'm going to vomit." ”

Ye Fei turned around and smiled: "Call me Fujiwara Takumi." ”

"Wait, what is Fujiwara Takumi?" The monkey master was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

"Takumi Fujiwara's younger sister."

"Oh...... Ah, then you go ahead. ”

"Excellent! Watch me gutter over the corner! ”

And then...... That's it, Ye Fei overturned the car. Half an hour later, they were guarding an overturned car and squatting on the side of the road waiting for the men in black.

Mr. Lu...... We're also pretty strapped for money. The tears of the man in black were about to fall: "This car is rented." ”

"That's right...... Ha ha...... Ha ha...... Hahaha. Master Monkey was also a little embarrassed: "Then I'll pay for it." ”

As he spoke, the monkey master took out all the thirty yuan on his body and handed it to him: "Take it, you're welcome." ”

The man in black held thirty yuan, and returned to the only three cars without tears, the original five cars are now overturned, and one has been requisitioned again, and the people who sit in five cars in three cars, think about how crowded it is, but what to do? Why don't you go up and point a gun at the fish dragon and tell him to get down? That's called a mouse licking, it's okay to find excitement.

"I've lost money to you, don't turn it over to Lao Tzu again!"

"Got it, got it." Ye Fei was disgraced, no longer saying what Fujiwara Takumi was, and drove the car intently, not even having the energy to turn around and talk: "But where did you get the money, your money is in my hands." ”

"Didn't you give me fifty yuan to buy cigarettes yesterday, I bought a pack of Yellow Crane Tower, and gave them the rest."

"You'll pay thirty......"

"How much else!"

"Okay, okay......"

When he was on the road, he told him the original plan to return to his hometown, Zhang Qun was silent for a long time, but the blindfolded red cloth was already wet......

"Damn, you're crying, Brother Hongbu. It's like a leak when it's wet. The monkey master took the time to roar: "Your ability is absolutely controllable, I will find a way to let you return to a normal life." ”

"If that's the case, I'm willing to let me die...... Woowoowoooooooo......oo

"The Thunder King of the Six Gods, woo woo woo." Jian Gang hummed heartlessly next to him, not caring about her "boyfriend's" heartbreak.

"Jiangang!" The monkey master's voice suddenly raised: "How can this be!" ”

"Which one?" Jian Gang's face was confused again: "What did I do?" ”

"It's the Thunder King of the six gods, woo woo woo. Five! You sang four! ”

"You've got a bad old ...... in your head"

Zhang Qun's family is in the Putian area, which is a real rural area, and because it is a mountainous area, it is much more backward than Fuzhou and Quanzhou. When the four huge Land Rovers drove into the village, many children came out to watch, including Zhang Qun's little nephew.

"Little uncle!"

However, when Zhang Qun got out of the car, those guys who watched the excitement dispersed in a hurry, even if there were a few ignorant children who wanted to watch it for a while, they would be pulled home by the ears of the adults, and the doors and windows were closed, as if they had seen a plague. And the only one left here was a little kid named Uncle Zhang Qun.

"Tuan Tuan."

When calling this name, the monkey master actually saw a smile on Zhang Qun's face, and he even took the initiative to pick up the child, but nothing unexpected happened.

"Xiaohong, start collecting data."

"Understood, the secretary collector has been opened."

At this moment, the identity of the monkey master is only Zhang Qun's secretary, while Ye Fei is the driver, and Jian Gang is his girlfriend. Naturally, Ye Fei and Master Monkey had to walk behind him, while Jian Gang held his hand, his face full of displeasure but still acted.

And those people in black are naturally Ma Zai, but these Ma Tsai are a bit high-end, they all wear communicators on their ears, wear uniform black suits, and uniform black sunglasses, and they also raise their clothes from time to time, revealing the gun in the holster.

Submachine gun!

"Tuan Tuan, where is Mom?"

"Mom's home."

"Let's go, take my uncle to find my mother."

Zhang Qun glanced back at the monkey master gratefully, and the monkey master tilted his head and motioned for him to continue. Then he followed first, and Zhang Qun said without looking back after taking two steps: "Xiao Lu, Xiao Ye, you just come with me, and the others can rest in place." ”

"Yes!"

The thirty-man people, the uniform slogan, spread from the east end of the small village to the west end, and then these black-clothed people all stood there like warrior monks, their hands behind their backs, their legs slightly apart, their eyes cold, expressionless, and murderous.

"Don't stab someone's ass......" Ye Fei couldn't help but protest when she saw the monkey master's obscene movements: "It's so stupid." ”

"Don't stab someone to hang, a few little silly X's are peeking at him."

Ye Fei scratched his head: "It's really scary." ”

"It's okay, I'll be able to do it sooner or later."

How to say it, after understanding it for a while, the monkey master knew that Zhang Qun's family was the poorest family in this poor place, but after he saw Zhang Qun's home, he didn't understand the definition of poverty......

In this era, there are still people living in this kind of house that is disgusted by raising pigs, and you can smell from afar, there is no place to put your feet at the door, and the place to eat and the dung pit are less than ten meters away.

Tell the truth...... Master Monkey thinks that Africa is nothing more than that.

At this time, his family didn't seem to be at home, Zhang Qun walked around outside with his nephew in his arms for a while, then turned his head to look at Ye Fei, and then immediately took a kick......

"The family is not here, let's go to my sister's first."

Zhang Qun seems to have gotten used to being tossed by the monkey master, after all, for him, as long as he is no longer a disaster star, he is happier than anything else. That little pain in my body...... Actually, it doesn't matter anymore.

Soon, Zhang Qun took the monkey master and they came to his sister's house, and he saw a plainly dressed woman sitting at the door picking vegetables, it seemed that she was at least thirty-four or five years old, but Zhang Qun said that his sister was one year older than him.

"Sister!"

Zhang Qun screamed, the woman raised her head, and then quickly wiped her face with her sleeve, although the action was very hidden, but it still couldn't hide the tears on her face.

"Why are you back?"

She greeted her with a forced smile, took her son from Zhang Qun's hand, tidied up his clothes, and then found Jian Gang, who was holding his hand next to him and was almost bored and crying.

"Hey...... How short am I for you to find out about me? ”

"I didn't ...... That was not what I meant. ”

"I don't just ......"

Before Jian Gang's second sentence came out, he was kicked firmly on the buttocks, which reminded her of the role she played, and immediately smiled: "I was joking just now, hello sister, I'm Zhang Qun's girlfriend." ”

As soon as she heard that her girlfriend was still such a flowery and moon-looking girlfriend, Zhang Qun's sister was blinded by laughter at that time, and she couldn't hide it, so she hurriedly pulled her messy hair behind her ears and came to sit.

At this time, Zhang Qun stopped his sister and asked with a frown: "Sister! What's wrong with your face? ”

"I ...... It's okay, it's okay, it's a toothache. ”

"Obviously a slap in the face." Jian Gang pouted beside him: "Are you stupid?" ”

"......" Master Monkey jumped back and pushed Zhang Qun aside with his shoulder: "Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry, my foot is slipping." ””

Zhang Qun reacted immediately, took a few deep breaths to relax himself, and then held his sister's face and asked, "Sister, what's wrong?" ”

"Who's messing around outside, get out of here!"

A deep voice came from the room, and then a man in his fifties staggered out, his face flushed, followed by a woman dressed in a bewitching manner.

"I'll take care of it." The monkey master pinched Zhang Qun's shoulder.

Zhang Qun glanced back at him: "How are you going to ......?"

Before he finished speaking, the man's head had broken a brick, blood splattered everywhere, and although the man was not dead, he was already lying on the ground with more breath and less breath.

Ye Fei covered the child's eyes behind her head, and then was protected by Jiangang behind her. And the monkey master sat directly on the person's body, picked up the scissors next to him and poked more than forty knives directly, and he didn't plan to stay alive.

Time seemed to stand still, and the bewitching woman let out a piercing scream, and then slumped limply, motionless.

Seeing that the people on the ground were dead, the monkey master stood up and looked at Sister Zhang Qun, whose face was pale: "This is your husband, right?" ”

She didn't say a word, and fainted on the spot.

And Zhang Qun scratched his head: "This is my brother-in-law's father." ”

The monkey was stunned: "Oh? Killed the wrong person. But it's not bad, I know what he wants to do, dead dust. “――

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