Piracy detected! In front of Wang Dali, Batman looked a little weaker. But in the face of ordinary gang members, Batman who fell from the sky was like a tiger entering a flock, crackling with an old fist, almost two strokes to knock down one.

In the chaos, the clown saw that the situation was not good, and directly took out a pistol from his waist and shot at the crowd around him with a bang. Several innocent people who had not had time to flee were injured by him and fell to the ground screaming in pain.

With him in the lead, two of the clown's men strode forward, grabbed a woman with a wounded leg, and held a pistol to the other's head.

"Stop, Batman, or I'll shoot!"

Looking at the hostage's terrified face, Batman knocked down a gang member again with a kidney blow, then stood up straight and silently stared at the two hostage-taking bandits with his cold eyes.

Because of Batman's prestige in Gotham City, the bandit he targeted swallowed in a panic, and the gun in his hand almost went off.

Disgusted to look at his makeshift subordinate, the clown hated this kind of technical thing of grabbing hostages from the street the most. Even if you want to kidnap hostages, you should have to kidnap them with a little weight. For example, the chief of the Gotham City Police Department, James Gordon is a very good candidate.

"Surprise!"

Pulling out one of Batman's most annoying smiles, the Joker opens his video phone, which is certainly not bought, and the picture of China is a comatose James Gordon.

Director Gordon was not injured in his performance, but was firmly tied with a rope. There was also a time bomb hanging from his body, and a striking red sign stood behind him - there is a bomb! There is also a clown smiley face by the way.

Next, the clown presses a button in his hand. The 10-minute time fixed on the bomb immediately began the countdown.

"Batman, do you think I'm going to deliver it to the door without any preparation? As a friendly reminder, I've put Director Gordon 'safely' in the suburbs of Gotham City. If you're on this plane, maybe it's still too late. ”

Throwing away the gun in his hand, the Joker pointed to the bat fighter hovering in the sky with his left hand, and took out the iconic ghost card from his jacket pocket with his right hand. He moved his fingers together and played with the card like a butterfly.

So, what do you want to do next? Is it to arrest the poor, clown who has no ability to resist at all, or to save the innocent Director Go, Go, Go, Go, Go?! ”

As he spoke, the clown kept changing the expression on his face to fit the context. But this Yanyi's posture not only did not make others feel interesting, but gave birth to a chill from the bottom of my heart.

"Put her down."

Without long hesitation, Batman said in the direction of the hostage. His words made the hostage-holding bandit even more nervous, and his fingers sank into the two clumps of fat on the hostage's chest.

However, judging from the current situation, these two bandits are really not in the mood to experience their own feel.

"Put her down as he says."

Now that Batman seemed to have made a decision, the Joker turned to the two men who were still taking hostages. But looking at the stunned and indifferent two, the clown's eyes froze, and his tone was accentuated.

"I say, put her down!"

Being stared at by Batman and the Joker at the same time, the two who were about to be frightened subconsciously let go of their hands. Taking the paper ball that the other party threw with the location of Director Gordon, Batman watched as the Joker left with the rest of his men and silently boarded the plane behind him.

After a few months, the second confrontation between him and the Joker ended in a draw for the time being.

……

On the other side of the wasteland, sending away Jinx, who will never abandon evil and follow good, Wang Dali can only look forward to seeing each other again in the future. However, for the departure of such a tender and delicious little guy, Wang Dali felt very unhappy.

Even though they've only known each other for a day.

What should I do if I'm unhappy? It's simple, just find someone to be happy. And when it comes to finding someone to be happy, then naturally you have to go to the happiest person in Gotham City.

As for the game with Batman? I just said I wouldn't kill the clown in three days, but I didn't say I wouldn't go to him?

As a result, the Joker, who had just gotten away from Batman, was out of luck.

A portal glowing with silver light suddenly appeared on the clown's car, and the clown only had time to open the door, but by the time he jumped out of the car, he was already in another environment.

"You're the Joker? Do you like bungee jumping? ”

Before the clown could look back and see who was talking behind him, another silver light flashed, and he only felt that his body was light, appearing in the air at a height of more than a thousand meters.

"Teleportation ability?"

The clown, who suddenly appeared high in the sky, did not panic, but took out his cards from his pocket with some surprise.

It was only the wind that came from the sudden fall that blew his cards away, and by the way, blew his head like a chicken coop.

The scenery on the ground became clearer and clearer in the clown's eyes, and even the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.

“hy so serious？”

At the moment when his face was about to make contact with the ground, another flash of silver light allowed him to stand firmly on the ground with his feet on the ground.

The instantaneous change from extreme movement to extreme stillness caused the clown's heart to thump violently, but this was nothing more than a human body reaction. For the clown himself, his first action is to pull out a series of bits and pieces such as numbers, foundation, lipstick, and a small makeup mirror from the pocket inside his clothes, and tidy up his wind-blown look and makeup.

It's like he's about to come out on a show, careful and careful.

"The barbars in the mental ill class of Gotham City really live up to their reputation."

After seeing Wang Dali's face through the makeup mirror in his hand, an expected understanding flashed in the clown's eyes. But why didn't he wear a shirt?

"Thank you for the compliment, and welcome to come back next time!"

After finishing his makeup, the clown smiled and bowed deeply to Wang Dali.

"I'm not complimenting you."

"It's okay, I'll just treat you as if you're complimenting me."

As a normal person, Wang Dali didn't have the slightest idea to understand the brain circuit of the smiling clown opposite him. Harley Harley used to think she could understand, but everyone knew it.

"Actually, the main reason why I came to you today is because I'm a little unhappy right now. It just so happens that a clown is needed to make me happy. ”

Looking at Wang Dali's eyes, which were smiling but actually smiling, the clown had a bad premonition in his heart.

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Since that day, no one in Gotham City has heard from the Joker.

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